itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i'd say do this with kanye tweets but the output would be indistinguishable from the original

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 20:50

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:50

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

nice, your markov bot is cyber-bullying already

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 02:05

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

australian man builds a machine that stares into the abyss, the results will shock you

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 03:09

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Trig Discipline posted:

i'm about to head to japan so i don't have time for such nonsene, but one of you needs to generate a PUA bot algorithm

i'm just going to go ahead and question the utility of a program that distills and blends all that is vile and wrong with the internet

do we really need a machine that spews algorithmically generated hatred?

...perhaps

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 21:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

flakeloaf posted:

its brain was abby something

...normal

abby normal, that's it

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 22:10

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

this is my favourite thread btw. it's the online manifestation of my namesake

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 23:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://www.csail.mit.edu/deepdrumpf

it's been around a little while

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 23:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://twitter.com/markov_bitcoin/status/707931939102191616

hmm...

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 16:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Necc0 posted:

getting pretty close to beating Turing test itt

twitter is a low bar though

tbh most tweeters would fail

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 09:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

which one of you wrote the alex levert bot?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 17:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lol. microsoft just killed their ai because it was problematic

machine war here we come

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 18:01

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

atomicthumbs posted:

ran a new model overnight with 1024 neurons per layer; it ran out of memory at 150 epochs but seems to work pretty well

reads like shakespeare

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 16:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

do they curate that poo poo yet or can you still goatse the nation by tweeting cnn at the right time?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 17:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

in an ironic twist of fate, toribot hates pittsburgh

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 18:13

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

alternately,

pittsburgh: as good as it's gonna get

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 22:34

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Moist von Lipwig posted:

code:

[K R A M E R   E X I T S   G E O R G E]

lmao

# ¿ May 2, 2016 23:40

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

long live the new flesh

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 21:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

literally "monster-creator" in greek

...but enough about your mother

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 21:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

anthonypants posted:

http://www.9news.com.au/technology/2016/10/06/15/32/japanese-ai-bot-with-the-personality-of-teen-develops-depression lmao

there's some folk in japan that could use your help...

# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 19:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Trig Discipline posted:

Uncanny Valley Girl

this seems redundant

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 00:57

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Trig Discipline posted:

hey there
you're a porn star
take your clothes off
get laid
hey now
do your cum shot
all that you got
get paid

huh.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 03:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Hexyflexy posted:

that could legit be a trump quote

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 16:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

WrenP-Complete posted:

i have a new bot
http://twitter.com/eripsabot

this seems like low hanging fruit, eripsa's posting is already indistinguishable from a ML bot.

although it would be amusing if your bot managed to become more coherent than the source

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 00:33

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

big scary monsters posted:

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/821832501517807617

lmao

that's fuckin' genius

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 19:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

congratulations, you invented a sophomore philosophy major

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 22:01

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

canis minor posted:

As directed by John Carpenter

more of a david lynch to me

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 23:10

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

WrenP-Complete posted:

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/832613020824109056

lolwut

liberty prime

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 17:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ahem...

green hooter, the second

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 22:59

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that bot's got a future in cheap 90s mall art

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 16:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Crusader posted:

GOR Industries Inc.

~*whipcrack*~

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 00:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

car sees an open water sign and steers directly into an abutment

~*driverless cars are the future*~

# ¿ May 8, 2017 01:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

silly humans, always thinking in terms of visible wavelengths. we have no such handicaps

# ¿ May 8, 2017 17:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Swamp Peef

# ¿ May 14, 2017 23:01

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

syscall girl posted:

I guess I'm Fracken

thanks for loving up the water table, rear end in a top hat

# ¿ May 27, 2017 21:56

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

who doesn't?

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 14:40

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jimmy Carter posted:

tweetbot says: "Just stole a girl that was a quackaddict..lol Want to get dicked down tonight? I see you Internet pirate, sniffing around."

this is almost lyrical

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 19:40

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

text me

# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 22:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

the vr american experience

# ¿ Dec 16, 2017 02:34

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Trig Discipline posted:

BAD ROBOT

that's uh, a hell of an association there

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 19:02

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:50

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Trig Discipline posted:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/957071944624590850

why is this presented like i have a choice?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 23:30

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