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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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eyes popped it right off the server

infernal machines posted:

australian man builds a machine that stares into the abyss, the results will shock you

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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its brain was abby something

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

CPColin posted:

Haha @eMusicHelps is following Markov Polov, so now it keeps asking people to follow him and DM their email address.

can't wait for it to start asking for help in dutch

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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killhamster posted:

i used to feed mine a bunch of other accounts like goons_txt and reddit_txt but then it just turned out like goons and reddit

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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markov bot = shitpost about tech support and some stuff in dutch
ai = gendered insults and rahowa

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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kalstrams posted:

i wonder if watson had same problem

it did, they had to tidy it up after someone fed it urban dictionary

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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there are already programs that dispense pictures of rotten penises

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

BooLoo posted:

the Ms tween bot is back up now.

https://twitter.com/JoshButler/status/715072657989853184/photo/1

the ms tween bot is back down now

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

book 7

book.seven.

wtf

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

quote:

Leonard Delaney writes from the heart instead of wasting time with research or experience. Living a clean lifestyle has allowed him to focus on doing good in school, honing his writing, and tinkering with technology. He lives well outside of Toronto with his mother and her cat while maintaining a long-distance relationship with his girlfriend, Misty. who no longer responds to his direct messages, but he remains hopeful for a future with. Leonard is a co-founder of provocative fiction peddling publisher Forest City Pulp.

i see

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/717979037960802304

seems fine to me

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/719521573267374080

this is enn

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

atomicthumbs posted:

My smythe/toribot is sick

Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr. Richard S Wallace.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

fun with wildcards, i'm guessing?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/767073993409036288

:five:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Trig Discipline posted:

i had the same happen with anti-malarials, that poo poo was scary. just loving brutal depression out of nowhere, independent of any external referent.

would you rather malaria forever or insane murder nightmare

we got a bunch of the stuff on the way to khartoum, which isn't a malarial region according to the people who live there and really ought to know so that poo poo stayed in my bags

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

WrenP-Complete posted:

speaking of which, someone asked me to make a carobot, but i don't have archives. does anyone know where i can find caro text?

trumpbot says:
Right, they probably use some for this, some for that. You can do it. Because a lot of them on the American families who came here in violation of the true great catastrophes. And then we watched them ignore its terms even before the United States and has emptied our states of our manufacturing and our border. I just look at it. By the way, we want young Americans to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

race-sbaitso

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Captain Foo posted:

*makes jerking off motion* Eventually!

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

WrenP-Complete posted:

Yospos is Mike Tyson's clown universe

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


pretty pro av imo

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

first one, then the other

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

if everyone didn't get it, it wouldn't be socialism duh

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

If the fine tooth comb they're offering for the bot's lice is anything like the one they use to find other awful bugs, well...

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/803972296184655873

:stare:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Powaqoatse posted:

would you rather error handling or total silence for a week?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


i know markov polov can do better than this

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Beast of Bourbon posted:

also add the amazing brazilian bitcoin underage saga

pretty sure i have christian_humber.doc around here somewhere

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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and the internet oscar goes to

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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laugh tracks are obnoxious garbage and a computer that learned how to remove it could win my heart right up until the point where i realized that sticoms are also obnoxious garbage

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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same but i imagine content this good takes time

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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wise that you do it, sad that it's necessary

thank you for this fountain of funny

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

remind me to tweet every bot's own name at it to see what it does

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/822072744531652608

maybe verbatim don't care

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Powaqoatse posted:

i seem to remember someone having made a bot that generated spoonerisms

I am not a bot

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

spankmeister posted:

I have 20 apples, I divide them amongst 0 people, how many apples does each person get?

false

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

WrenP-Complete posted:

lolwut

who the heck is chad?

leave him out of this

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

vodkat posted:

thinking of trying to spin up a new twitter bot over the weekend, anyone got some good idea's for original source material?

christian humber

Collateral Damage posted:

All presidential speeches as far back as you can find sources for. Call it MetaPresident.

nah just kidding it's this

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

NoneMoreNegative posted:

these are mostly nonsensical but occasionally make me lol

https://twitter.com/autocompletejok/status/828110161751453696

i imagine this must be what it's like to have a six year old

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