no they will not posted:

http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Powerup_Comics/5021969/

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Steam is a piece of horse crap.

In Training posted:

It sucks so bad.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Update: Valve has informed us that Randy and Gabe didn't meet until after Valve had shipped Half-Life, making Randy's story seem ... well, unlikely. We're trying to find out what happened right now.

Update 2:Well, we just heard from PR and they confirmed that the story is a fabrication. Pitchford is apparently going to get in contact to explain what happened. We can't wait to find out his excuse for taking advantage of our Pollyanna-esque faith in the inherent goodness of people, and, by extension, telling tall tales to you, the people who are buying his games.

Jerkops posted:

http://i.imgur.com/7mG3dr1.mp4

Lumpy the Cook posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/OhSir_The_Hollywood_Roast/

extremebuff posted:

Major Isoor posted:

Not sure if it's already been brought up in the IZ, but has anyone else been looking at/thinking of buying Kingdom Come: Deliverance? I've been watching some gameplay footage and reading about it over the last few weeks or so, and I'm mighty tempted. It seems to essentially be a historically-focused M&B-like RPG (although you're just some schmo, so you can't lead an army and take over the country, like in M&B) that's focused a lot more on realism.

I'm hoping like hell that it turns out to be great fun (and not just in the standard RPG/M&B way; I'd like 'medieval ARMA' just as much, to be honest) although judging from the early footage, there's a reasonable chance that some of the combat mechanics, etc. will be a bit janky on release. Hopefully the team has been able to iron out all the minor glitches, since it's coming out on the 13th Feb.

Fargield posted:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Plutonis posted:

In Training posted:

Fredrik1 posted:

PUBG is better though..

mysterious loyall X posted:

i remember soem guy playing it trying to like get killed by a horse to clip thru half the map or something which is cool but what was cooler is he kept failing and getting more and more flustered and saying stuff like this has never happened before

trying to jack off posted:

i trust that man with my life

Mekchu posted:

Has anyone picked up Vampyr?

extremebuff posted:

lmfao. godd howard ftw

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Theyre hungry because Gabe Newell ate all of their lunches the legendary fat bastard.

extremebuff posted:

Owners of the SCUM Supporter Pack start with an extra 2 inches.

goferchan posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAtlasOne/status/1070455489765535745

lmao

edit: oh it wasn't just one guy. anyone who submitted a support ticket got the ability to view other people's, respond to them, close them, etc

elf help book posted:

https://bethesda.net/community/topic/293127/bethesda-is-leaking-your-personnal-informations-through-tickets/20

they responded to a support thread on this with just "Hi guys, we've resolved this issue." and closing the thread. except people could still post in the closed thread

Fantastic Flyer posted:

Based Godd Howard does it again!

American McGay posted:

the fat leaving fur nland durt

Lumpy the Cook posted:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1663956769

Squeezy Farm posted:

This but without the sarcastic tone.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I like the way Hryb thinks!

Bicyclops posted:

Rolling into Poland in a Panzer IV: Well, I finally made it...... despite your directions.

Whistling rear end in a top hat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ

elf help book posted:

"before we sign on to use only your store, whats your system like for me to manage my games?"

"oh steves a nice guy"

ArfJason posted:

net cafe scandal posted:

Game with really intelligent literature inspired title like Archipelago of Ancients Past or Writ in Obsidian but the graphics look like Johnny the Homicidal Maniac meets the Pterattack flash game from Neopets

In Training posted:

Tbh you deserve it for buying Borderlands 3

The Milkman posted:

Randy's trick

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable boat sequence.

elf help book posted:

elf help book posted:

hes right

Pablo Nergigante posted:

[Darth Vader voice] I have diluted the IP. Pray I don't dilute it any further.