Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Can't all be winners

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Diarrhea Elemental posted:

Is that engraved on the Booblord coat of arms, or was it just a personal motto growing up?

:glomp:

The former, it's on a banner over a crest bearing a pair of lopsided tits

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Duke Chin posted:

I choose to believe this was a dude laying on his belly get his ears/bowels absolutely wrecked shooting this footage

I think there are not any actual fighting forces outside of NATO (and the English Speaking world), the JSDF, IDF and maybe the RoK that have safety standards.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

sorry but the johnny chimpo lower is way cooler

It's Afghanistanimation!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Now they need one that says "Safe" "Alley-Oop" and "Dunked On"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Ghostface, Rza and ODB

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Slim Pickens

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

go3 posted:

It's me I'm the F14 using guns

That's a Mig-29, and it's bout to get merc'd by one of those F-16s

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Slim Pickens posted:

If watching some arrogant ISIS fuckheads get blown off a hill just outside the Turkish border doesn't get your dick hard then you can get the gently caress out of my America

If memory serves IS had spent 2 weeks trying to take the hill under heavy fire, and when they finally did it was because some Kurds(I think) just fell back and got their American radio buddies to just unload on it and then calmly marched back up what was left of it and reassembled their MG nest or whatever

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

The more I watch it the more I wonder why we catapult E-2's because I don't think it needs it now

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bolow posted:

Looks like an MP7?

Yeah, pretty much has to be

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Collateral Infliction Association

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

They don't get diameter vs. length, huh?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

ded posted:

:gunny: SWAB THAT DECK MARINE
pfc - its raining gunny
:gunny: I SAID SWAB THAT GOD drat DECK MARINE

I once heard a Lieutenant explain to a LCpl the very nature of the NCO/non-NCO relationship

"They don't assign poo poo to you because they want it done, they just hate you and want to see if they can kill you with banality"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Turns out America owns pretty hard when you think about it

Proof

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mike-o posted:

holy gently caress all of that owns owns owns

The stained glass is absolutely gorgeous





Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Laranzu posted:

The air force sure does love some Christianity

Deus Vult, mother fucker

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
So they reopened Action park, huh?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Liz knows how to throw some serious shade

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

ded posted:

I bet they tried it on TOWS but found out it makes them fly off into space or some poo poo.

DARPA is like Kerbal with some bitchin mods

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

chitoryu12 posted:

I wish I could find it now, but there's a GIF I saw from Syria of a tank slowly driving up to a berm. And then the driver's hatch opens and the driver just starts blindfiring an AK semi-auto over the berm.

Syria is just a really great Desert Combat server played by spastic 7 year olds

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bolow posted:

Does that make the US the loving dickhead who memorized the cloud texture on 73 Easting to spawn camp the poo poo out of you with the MRLS/SCUD

It's me I was that dickhead :greenangel:

That or or the guy who keeps getting in the Apache with his buddy and locking down the entire middle area of El Alamein

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

monkeytennis posted:

Someone in the GiP thread said something like 'that went from incompetent to negligent really fast'.

This is the GiP thread

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Scratch Monkey posted:

Arab soldiers don't seem to lack for courage. If anyone managed to teach them about combined arms warfare and how to coordinate they might be dangerous to someone other than each other

Ehhhh, heard a lot of reports from Saudi when their guys were running out of their M1A1s when they'd hear AK fire impacting on the hull and Iraqi soldiers surrendering their MRAPs to hilariously lightly armed ISIS fighters

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Hot Karl Marx posted:

those ISIS guys are arabs too

No they are terrorists (Non-Cobra) plz check privledge

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

That or some maracas

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

CommieGIR posted:

All grenades now to be known as maracas.



This is why you can't listen to Miami Sound Machine on the battlefield, comrade!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bolow posted:

Being air wing taught me to sleep through jets taking off and landing, so now I basically sleep like a dead man. poo poo is amazing.

All the Harrier crew/maintainers/armorers I knew could sleep through the Yellowstone event

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro










Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

ded posted:

Some poo poo he did ;

Helped French resistance make bombs after he was shot down.
Shot down 5 planes in 1 flight, 2 of the kills from causing the planes to fly into each other.
Shot down an ME 262.
Broke the sound barrier with 2 broken ribs.

I mentioned I met him when I was in high school and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Dude was legit as gently caress, there is like a weird rear end aura about him that just makes you wanna shut the gently caress up and focus on every word he says and action he does. I never really had too much hero worship for the guy before then, either, but when he walked in to the room their was a gravitas that just hit everyone in there like a truck. It's like Fonzi, Eisenhower and Jeremy Clarkson all three created an idealized version of masculinity. Dude is beyond cool.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Man, Im jealous of never thinking to do that

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Still saw some serious poo poo though, so w/e

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Man, we need to buy the Brits a super carrier so we can do that poo poo again

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Munnin The Crab posted:

These are people that landed on the wrong carrier somehow, right?

The 2nd one is, the 1st one was an American air crew on exchange to the Royals

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Deathy McDeath posted:

The only acceptable reason to join the modern military is to become a fighter pilot

My older brother did this and then they gave him a Harrier, lol

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply