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Ass-penny

goodmorning byob! occasional lurker reporting in! how is everyone doing today?


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

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Ass-penny

thanks, it has been many years since i posted in this subforum, if ever. i remember there being a thread about weed. :350:


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I’ve been sticking $30 dollars in pennies up my rear end for the past 11 years! That’s 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that’s 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies have been in my rear end! You think you’re better than me? Oh, you’re not better than me. You handle my rear end pennies everyday. You pick up my rear end pennies for good luck. You throw my rear end pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my rear end pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my rear end pennies everyday, all of you! You all handle my rear end pennies! I laugh at you before you could laugh at me, because your pennies have been in my rear end! You hear me? Because your pennies have been in my rear end!

:catdrugs::moonrio::dukedoge::byobear::pcgaming:


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

Stoner Sloth sending you good vibes!


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

Since you asked! My roommate has two cats.

Danger:


And Sweetleaf:


Six-of-Hearts I was interested in that show but haven't started it yet. It's related to the movie? She's one of his exes yeah?


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

howdy eonwe!


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

Pahilla the Hun posted:

god i wish my mom was high

Seeing my mom high would be super funny. I remember a wedding my family attended in Mexico, poo poo, probably ten years ago or so. My mom was putting back margaritas all day and she never drinks. She was so funny, until she dropped her camera in the ocean. Even after that it was pretty funny.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

I hope you feel better HP!


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

Stoner Sloth: I hope you figure out your moving situation. I'm super grateful I'm not moving during all of this, goondolences. :glomp:

Doctor Dogballs posted:

what up nerds. I'm up late drinking a weird mimosa I made with some fruit and tequila in it. Sleep schedule is totally fuckered. I am proof-reading my final project for my first graduate-level class, which is actually just an undergrad class plus a final project that only the grad students have to do.

That's not really how mimosas work, but do you homie. Good luck on your studies!

I haven't seen that movie, Night of the Hunter, but I'm a big fan of Ghoul and they named a song after that movie nevermind! The Ghoul song is called Cult of the Hunter, and probably unrelated to the movie! Maybe I'll check it out anyway! Dixville, I was a big Carlin fan before he died. Honestly I am a little glad he didn't live to see the current state of things. I am not confident he could handle how off the rails things have gotten. He was (rightly) angry about how things were in the 00s and life has lost any semblance of meaning in the last 4 years so...


gently caress yeah. :ck5: Not jerking it to this, I just can't be bothered to find the less weird version of this emoji.


:henget:Please tell your cat I love them:3:


Glad you posted. Please tell this doggo I love them:3:

GaG: I like jigsaw puzzles, though I am NOT great at them. I do like the prospect of goon projects though!


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

alnilam posted:

Good luck on the move stoner sloth, I too am moving during this strange time and it is a bit stressful. I'm moving across the whole dang country! Woah!

Woah big move. Good luck and stay safe alnilam!

Kief Richards posted:

I have sleep apathy, it's a terminal chillness, please do not joke

I would never joke about your terminal chillness. I hope your day has gotten better KR!

Dixville I am certainly looking forward to peaceing the eff out of hellscape world. If he were still here I'm sure he'd be his sardonic, observant self, and have some witty 12 minute jokes for us.

I hope all you YOBers are having a chill monday.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

Hi I recently almost died in the hospital because of a stupid medication error on the part of the ER and I just wanted to come in and say that even though my hands hurt too much at the time to post much, being able to scroll through the 'yob and see terminal chillness was really comforting when I was up all night alone hooked up to a bunch of machines n poo poo and I love you all a lot <3

Dang! Glad you're ok! Sending good vibes your way.

Ass-penny

I hope you have a super cool day, DFKG!

KR I am so sorry for your loss, that's really rough. Hang in there buddy!

I'm having a pretty ok day. Spent the last couple weeks car shopping, test drove about 6 or so vehicles and i finally found something that checked all my boxes. It even is a manual transmission! Feels good not borrowing my dad's car like a teenager. RIP my old Civic. You were a good car until you got stolen twice and some asshat wrecked your transmission.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

owlhawk911 posted:

what kinda ride u getting dogg

2010 Hyundai Elantra Blue. I don't know what the blue part of the model is supposed to mean.

Ass-penny

Dang near almost reported someone at random earlier scrolling through a thread on my laptop. This power is dangerous.

GaG I'm drinking Wild Turkey 101 with some water for drinkability. Not staying vertical much longer.

Thinking about bands from other towns I seen at shows. Thin Skin was super fun, here's a rare music video from a band with minimal budget constraints: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi5cs0x-n-c

I also really remember First Responders was cool. Talked to their drummer for a while after their set, they seemed super chill and the vocalist had a real unique cadence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNfATac2m0A

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 10:48 on May 15, 2020


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny


This song was pretty good! Where is this band from?


City of Glompton posted:

hi i like your av :wave:

good mango orbs

Thanks, City of Glompton! I had the default stupid newbie av forever, but since I'm on here more than I have been for the last decade and stumbled into a GBS thread about buying avs and saving the forums, and people are posting all sorts of cool avs there. I liked a lot of what was posted in this thread, but chose this one because it's very chill and it has a catte and is kinda psychedelic.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

Dixville posted:

I slept for a few hours then wokr up again

Edit i have to work tomorrow :(

I identify both with having to work tomorrow and with not being able to sleep well. Both are awful. Sending you chill vibes, Dixville.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

Dang this thread moves fast. That bee story was super cool Al! The image of you and your wife trying to smoke out the bees in your makeshift armors made me laugh. I'm glad it was resolved amicably.
Dixville I have been enjoying your GBS threads, that folder is just full of sourpusses. Sorry your relationship is the way it is, but at least your doggo is with you with the good vibes.
Those were great cattes on the last page too. Hope everyone's Monday is treating them ok.

Ass-penny

take the moon posted:

just wanted to say ur av rules lol

Thanks bud! I found it in a av thread in GBS. It was sort of unclear if the goon who posted it made it or just found it in a Google search. I felt like it was a good combo of chill and psychedelic. Plus, it has a kitty in it! Pspspsps!

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Goons Are Great posted:

Fixed the sink. Almost. It's leaking only on every single part that I had to put together, but the bathroom looks functional while it clearly isn't, which I consider massive progress.
Now, how do I tell the water to not go literally everywhere, I don't speak water

Plumbing is a giant bummer. Recently had to replace my garbage disposal, spent like 8 hours fuxing with it. You got teflon tape on deck?

Sorry about your relationship Dixville.

Ass-penny

Also I would definitely go to a place called gently caress hut. There used to be a punk house in Minneapolis called gently caress mountain, and the shows there were always p early so people with day jobs could check out bands and still get to bed on time. poo poo was dope.

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Kief Richards posted:

as long as it doesn't stink and leave a mess.

Kief clearly hasn't been to a gently caress hut before. Happy birthday KR! The next weed I smoke will be in your honor.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

City of Glompton posted:

everyone hi, i just got animal crossing and now im concerned for my creative project, i better get stitching tomorrow
As someone with an undergraduate in fine arts, this post is really real for me.

Ass-penny

Kief Richards posted:

update on the gently caress hut: there's a bunch of darkroom equipment in there, oh hell yeah he's gonna start shooting film again

Requesting permission to hang out with your kid, B&W photography is dope and I had a lot of fun in my photo class.

TTT: that Sublime parody was Sublime. Keep doing what you're doing.

Ass-penny

there once was a goon in BYOB


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

they hit the reply button three times


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

they were very high


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny


Nice try, FBI.

Kief Richards posted:

I looked at a house recently that had been staged to play up the weird Victorian history (it's over by the Lemp mansion in St Louis city) of the neighborhood. They had a gasoline powered iron in the laundry room. It was cool as hell.

:eyepop:


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

take the moon posted:

bee why oh bee

I have a job now lol

Congrats. I hope it is one you enjoy, or at least can tolerate.

Ass-penny

more falafel please posted:

never really posted in byob before

whats up folks

Enjoying my night off before work again tomorrow. How are you doing? Do you have any pets you can post pictures of? If you have some spare falafel I'm a bit peckish.

Ass-penny

more falafel please posted:

oh dang that stinks I'm sorry


not too bad, made some baked mostaccioli in a rip-off of sbarro's baked ziti and then i made a cocktail which is very tart and tart things make me sweat, so I got the lemon sweats

this is George Germaine or GG or geej, he's a cranky old man


Nice, baked ziti sounds dank right now. Tell Geej I love him.

Ass-penny

Hey, congrats HP, both on your fish and writing Photoshop Phridays! The "make porn SFW" theme is always funny.

GaG what's your new friends name?

I hope all of your Friday's are good.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

Goons Are Great posted:

I mean I won't because you do you but lurkers must post I don't make the rules here

Say "gently caress no" to rules.

Goons Are Great posted:

been watching requiem for a post last night

https://i.imgur.com/oWNhoGP.gifv

Also, jesus gently caress this gif. A++ GAG!


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

Y'all making me hungry in here.

Ass-penny

Dixville posted:

All Cats Are Beautiful

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

I think I may have just talked myself out of a job :(

Sad snipe.

This is a big ol bummer, goondolences. I hope they come back to you!

GaG I'm looking forward to more scorpion pics, they seem like a very cool many legged friend.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

hello welcome hello $ chat thread [lurkers must post] good evening I am on a :justpost: spree this evening for better or worse.

Hello and goon bless friend.

Ass-penny

I'm alright, playing some Numenera with the roommates. What are you doing up so late bud? Or is this pretty normal hours of operation for you? Hope you're having a good early morning.

Ass-penny

Goons Are Great posted:

I had a really good evening with my best friend and we had some German beer and then the evening turned into a night and then we got too high to post and somehow I landed at home and now the sun is rising and I'm watching nickelodeon and I think I slept somewhen in between or am still sleeping now I dunno

lmao Patrick's face is on his butt

That sounds awesome. You might be sleep posting but they're coming through loud and clear and honestly probably more coherent than my drunk blackout posting.

Ass-penny

Stoner Sloth and other soon moving goons, I hope it goes smooth.
Khanstant&Dixville I like your avs. I don't even remember what yours had been, Dixville. Khanstant how did you get this? Untitled Goose Game is dope and your new av is dope, guessing someone doesn't approve of your honking?
My day has been pretty bleh, spent most of the day troubleshooting my lawn mower. So much for my day off.
GaG I think all colors are great and sometimes cumbersome! I saw this link lately you might like, included in lieu of productive things to say on favored colors topic. I hope this works, I don't phone post a lot.

Ass-penny

Khanstant posted:

if i had yves klein money i would paint a canvas taller than my room in that yellows

Don't wait for money, just be Yves Klein and make giant monochrome paintings.

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Ass-penny

Dixville posted:

I don't really like or believe in prayer but someone i know is suffering and if y'all can think positive thoughts for whatever reason in some vague way i would appreciate it. I don't even know what I'm trying to say but stay safe out there. Life is hard right now

I think I know what you mean. I hope you and your friend are safe. Good vibes to you.
I hope all my other goon friends are safe too.

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Jun 5, 2020

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