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With my IK power crystal gone, this thread is my last link to the mortal realm... please come help me restore my vitality, lurkers
Restore alnilam's VITALITY score by activating your "Posting" skill
sorry for drinking deep of your sweet soul nectar, alnilam. even as the juices run down my chin i know ecstatic shame (tfw, to be honest)
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May 14, 2024 00:39
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*chanting* u k lady day one two three four one today
you can just fill in your own lady day chants to that rhyme scheme, lady day is a very concept-flexible holiday
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Mar 25, 2016 19:57
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i want to get it while it's free but i'm worried it'll jank up my tablet drivers or cause horrible slowdown or somethin. there seem to be few advantages other than "you'll need it someday"
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Mar 31, 2016 08:59
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i agree, that probation reason is a work of art that also does the impossible in refurbishing an otherwise regrettable meme
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Apr 3, 2016 19:15
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Hey could someone with plat please pm Android Blues and tell him to check his email for me? I sent an email to him about a week ago for the contest that he hosted and I think it may have gone to his spam folder. Thanks!
hey doc friday! sorry for the delay. it did indeed go to my spam, but just send your address if you want a sticker sent out, and i'll get to sorting out your prize right away.
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Apr 18, 2016 02:40
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the bigger luke thread was a gift. i'm glad people are still enjoying it to this day
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Apr 21, 2016 15:52
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i finally got back home after being away for a couple of weeks and...i found a letter from the united states waiting for me!!
thank you fluffie...your handwriting is lovely by the way
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Apr 23, 2016 18:26
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also such a big deal now that you have your own custom stationery, which is fairly fl*pping impressive
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Apr 23, 2016 18:28
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Byob if you could replace any part of your body with a robotic analog of that same body part, which part would you choose?? (please no gross answers)
probably the entire lower half, but it doesn't need to have any special powers. i just think it would be cool to be chopped in half
the thing is like, would a robot part even be better? the question implies that it would be but realistically probably not. most machines don't last for 90 years, run hot, and are more of a pain to clean and maintain than the marvellous natural miracle of the human body anyway. so maybe just one eye so i could program it to glow in a cool way at raves
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Apr 28, 2016 01:33
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byob after nearly a week, I feel like this place is really pleasant to post in. My relaxation levels have skyrocked.
byob is a good combination of funny, weird, and a side of nice. i appreciate having a place where telling good jokes is encouraged but no one is in a bitterly ironic competition to see who blinks first
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Apr 28, 2016 06:40
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except me. you guys have been blinking all along and i was being the ironic one, about which i bet you feel pretty stupid, now, for saying nice things to and around me
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Apr 28, 2016 06:52
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that's one interpretation,
byob slowly begins to collectively sweat and glance side to side as each of us spider-crawls our fingers towards our holsters. the atmosphere suddenly got tense
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Apr 28, 2016 06:55
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*trying to remember how to be ironic* uhhhh...gently caress. poo poo. i love posting here...oh no, that didn't work...
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Apr 28, 2016 06:57
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i've been trying to get that fly honey back from the bar, where those louts who love flies stole it from me, for months now. my house is overrun. i need that fly honey. ive been using vinegar all this time and it just doesnt work one bit
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Apr 28, 2016 10:07
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The Fly Loving Louts: ha ha, hey bors, you wanna catch some more flies with this honey we stole from that idiot? "i usre do and i definitely love flies" well that's how i imagine it anyway, when i'm weeping in my kitchen over a dish of vinegar flies clouding around my head like a bee does in a cartoon, ironically
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Apr 28, 2016 10:40
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well, see, both (gbs-420) and fyad are negative numbers. you end up with a positive
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May 5, 2016 08:26
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i click on things compulsively and have read the rules probably close to three dozen times while my mind wandered about what to cook for dinner
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May 5, 2016 20:26
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what i'm saying is i'd also like a star, if possible. two stars? no, i won't be greedy
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May 5, 2016 20:27
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listen: fluffie must keep the stars somewhere. they can't just be naturally occurring stars. if we can pierce the vault of heaven we can plunder the riches of the gods. each of us will have enough stars to drown themselves in. all i need is a stout ship and a worthy crew of disgruntled posters who are unwilling to read the rules
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May 5, 2016 21:10
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just got a new job no more working freelance for me hooray im gonna be incredibly busy but also not have to sweat the rent so that about evens it out, exciting stuff
i'm still riding a little bit of a high right now. it's a real good job
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May 6, 2016 14:03
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i'ma be a marketing assistant at a big oil company. it's exciting stuff! and apart from the obvious market research/strategy stuff there's lots of other responsibilities too like copywriting, graphic design, sales, maybe event planning and things, so i'll be stretching my portfolio a fair bit.
i'm really pumped. thank you for askin! 
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May 6, 2016 14:13
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I tried to sweat the rent one time but my landlord wouldn't accept it, what's your secret?
you gotta manually widen your pores with the Gold Knife you can find after defeating Ergonon. then your inner money will be able to flow freely and you can harvest it by exercising at the Wellness Centre. not really a good RoI but a decent grind strat
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May 6, 2016 14:14
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congrats on your evil job android blues
thank you. i'm already cultivating my sharp business looks and preparing for christmastime where i'll inevitably be a secondary villain in a movie where santa is played by an aging sitcom star
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May 7, 2016 09:48
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android blues, to Mr. Doesevil: Drat those little rats! Now how are we going to pour oil on Christmas?
Mr. Doesevil: Don't worry, Ms. Complicity. I have a plan...to sleigh the competition. *cut to Jim Parsons in a fake beard getting into a wacky mishap because Santa doesn't understand human customs*
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May 7, 2016 09:52
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you can also slime in under the radar and grow big and strong in a dark, moist corner before lumbering out to post, that works too
that's what i did and now many of the previous posters are nightmare heads in my flesh panoply - "works great"
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May 9, 2016 15:36
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congrats ! to dope fiend killa g and saint isaias as well. was a pleasure working with you buddy
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May 11, 2016 18:51
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i like your threads misty mountaintop, for what it's worth
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May 29, 2016 00:11
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it's really bad and my thoughts will be with you. this is an incredibly hard time, right after, but know at least that some people here are listening and care
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May 30, 2016 14:10
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im enjoying my new job and its so loving weird being fulltime 9 hour shifts after years freelancing but good in unexpected ways. like, the weekend actually feels really time dense and like it matters now, it doesn't just slip by because its so distinct
just thought you'd like to know byob, since you love me, you old romantics
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Jun 6, 2016 18:41
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im going to a trade show tomorrow and im going to have to network. im so white collar suddenly its scary, after being a living millennial stereotype for like forever
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Jun 6, 2016 18:42
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*scene opens with a view of the post apocalyptic snowy wastes, camera pans around and then focuses on a small ragtag patrol of death chickens scouring the landscape*
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Jun 7, 2016 07:08
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there are gosh darn ants in the ole kitchen. i live amongst a panoply of suffering
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Jun 16, 2016 07:30
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this place is a heap but the landlord was good at obfuscating that from me. a flashy character
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Jun 16, 2016 07:31
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but then i'll need a wolf to eat the pangolin in my kitchen!
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Jun 16, 2016 07:34
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it's a rough morning generally. ah well, time to do my makeup and stare at my muesli filled with doleful ant thoughts
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Jun 16, 2016 07:36
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*breixt
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Jun 25, 2016 00:58
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happy brith*birthday salmiakki, may all your presents be good ones
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Oct 12, 2016 22:13
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byob is so good lately, and i'm so proud of us. congratulations - we're mailing it, which I believe is the saying
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mailing it all the way to the bank, from mid court. bullseye!
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