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alnilam

Actually, breaking tables can be a beautiful thing

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Pretend to convert, and then april fools all over the place

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Does march maddness still happen on april fools, cause if so you could call it "fart"ch madness :newlol:

alnilam

The old fragile guy from Amelie when he chides Lucien for caring too much about Lady Di, but instead he says "Lady Day"

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DraconicImpulse posted:

Something looks wrong with that egg. There's blue on it.

:ssh: nobody tell this person that there's a whole color named after the blue tint of a robin's egg

alnilam

i always forget this website even records post count until people ask why byob doesn't count

alnilam

Kzar posted:

I'm almost scared to post, what if I turn into a non-lurker?

Hi!

Hi! Please tell us about a neat hobby you do or a pet you have

alnilam

Kzar posted:

Ooo! Well, I stumbled into a blackhole of anxiety and depression for a bit, it was kind of bleh, which caused me to give up on many hobbies and interests. But making my way back. :D

I could tell a lot about pets though, for a little while I bred tarantulas and scorpions and cockroaches (I mean, the tarantulas and scorpions need to eat too). :)
I have some random pictures too of those little cuties, but beware my crappy camera skills if I share any.

Those are cool aminals and we'd love to see photos. Also glad to hear you're getting better from the depressions

alnilam

hi planet idiot!

alnilam

Actually it's a well established fact that linux is/are the only worthwhile os

alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:

I don't even use an OS and just precisely poke my hard disk with magnetic needles like a real dev.

alnilam

your operating system is... v chill, friend. namaste.

alnilam

all are welcome, even mac users

alnilam

Planet Idiot posted:

he is in a dog bed and he thinks he is king of the roost

:love:

alnilam


...james bond

alnilam

lol nice

alnilam

I like it and I'm glad you pointed it out or i would have missed it

alnilam


that's a good byob banner but the dimensions are a little off, and also this is the wrong thread

alnilam

I just bought a friggin house...

alnilam

thank you :) i am excite

Tusen Takk posted:

YAY I have so much space for activities!


hoLY poo poo EVERYTHING IS BREAKING gently caress

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MrWillsauce posted:

when's the house warming? can I bring weed?

yeah but if I'm drinking i might pass cause when i mix the two hooo boy it's not good

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mister magpie posted:

Owning a home is at first ecstatic and terrifying. Congrats! Enjoy the freedom to paint whatever color you want!

salmon pink EVERYTHING :evilbuddy:

alnilam

So did Pat ever get a job?

alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

make yourself at home

*sits at home, looking between blueprint for self and a box of parts, scratching head*

alnilam

trying to come up with something better than condadulations, but i can't...

alnilam

i tried to come up with something better, bottle ["but i,ll"] have to admit i can't

alnilam

not sure how long i can milk this [milk is what baby's drink]

alnilam

there's no formula for great puns, they require some creativity

alnilam

I'm happy for you sid

alnilam

Oh yeah?
Someone lay me down a beat, I got somethin to say

I'm a little fetus and I'm growing by the pound
Tiny rhymes are comin atcha by ultrasound
You ask me to stop, but i don't know what to say
My ability to speak is still a while away

You want a rap battle, how bout a wrapped bottle
My growth is predictable by medical models
You on the other hand are slowly dyin
So take my pacifier before you start cryin

alnilam

Yobgoblin posted:

how come the gas chamber and byob have the same font?

Oh I'm afraid you're mistaken Mr Goblin, this is the other place :twisted:

alnilam

MrWillsauce posted:

Man, those Coen brothers, am I right?

You are right

alnilam

I'll cover it for you, what do i do

alnilam

its good

alnilam

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

I like smokin' weed too, I live in Colorado so it's plentiful and fantastic. I have two cats and I like to do CYOAs. All of these things together are pretty much my evenings.

Celluloid Sam, are you aware your IRL name is on your sonograms? If so cool, just checkin'.

That is kind of you to point out. His irl name is basically public knowledge but I didn't know that of his partner, sid maybe you should remove that idk up to you

alnilam

Oh okay

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Splatmaster posted:

BTW- you can get synovial fluid at your local Bone Yard automotive store to keep your bone engine revvin'

Mods please ban this Bone Yard Automotive advertising plant

alnilam

Munnin The Crab posted:

hi byob how are you today

hello :) my day is quite nice so far ty, how are you

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Help my bike commute home is going to take me right by a drumpf rally right as it begins and there's really no way around it as it's kind of at a choke point :/

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