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[holds up sign with 'WELCME TA HECK" written in faux-blood & crooked letters] why hello lurkers 
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These sigs are awesome matoi! I was wondering where they were all coming from, I saw them all over the place and was wondering where I missed the sig party. is it ok if i ask for one? 
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Mar 1, 2016 01:18
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this is so beautiful thank you so much matoi! you're a shooting star!
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Mar 1, 2016 03:09
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hi there 
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Mar 17, 2016 09:34
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hi guys clicked an ad and now im here, what a cool place!
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Apr 9, 2016 04:49
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AJ Steez posted:First time poster since I got gifted an account here. I hope this doesn't break any rules or get me banned. HELLO. hi aj steez welcome to the party zone the 'yob! we're a nice chill bunch, really, i promise....
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Apr 11, 2016 18:11
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i have mfkin midterms in two weeks!!! and i am not a happy camper about it let me tell you
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Apr 11, 2016 19:12
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Macnult posted:I was supposed to have a physics exam today but my professor pushed it back to Wednesday. It's all thanks to some guy in my class who didn't do the take-home quiz and managed to have our prof waste an entire class going over it. Normally I wouldn't be salty about an exam being pushed back, but now I have to take an exam and then hang around for lab afterwards. My biochem lecture is 3 hours once a week and we always have to sit through 2 hours of lecture after our exams so i getchu on the having-things-after-exam pain  feels bad man
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Apr 11, 2016 19:29
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smoking and or eating weed is a lot more fun than selling it, especially if you live in the city
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Apr 12, 2016 00:01
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if ur rly good at baking weed brownies maybe you could make some bucks offa that. put a whole new meaning to 'bake' sale of u know what i mean hahaha lol
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Apr 12, 2016 00:27
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i miss old gbs because when someone would make a funny post that wasn't even necessarily trolling or anything people would still get mad, and that was kinda funny in itself. and sometimes there would be a news thread for something i didn't catch in the news myself that would be neat (though the thread itself would be pretty bad a lot of the time.) comedy forums on the Internet are definitely a great place to learn news let me tell you.
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Apr 12, 2016 20:17
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Congratulations Sid!!!!!
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Apr 12, 2016 22:39
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Hi newbies please let us know which ad brought you here so we can know which ones to keep buying thank you!!!
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Apr 13, 2016 03:03
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symbolic posted:i don't think i came here because of an ad. i actually forgot why i first ventured here a week or so ago in the first place. i just remember it was 3 am and i was definitely procrastinating on something. That's fine welcome to the yob! You seem like a good fella, and I love your av! Ttyd is one of my favorite games, doopliss is a good char, and ghosts in general are something I'm a fan of believe it or not. So I hope you enjoy the yob! And If there happens to be an ad you really like anyways let us know!
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Apr 13, 2016 03:15
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byob: come for the color scheme; stay for the hammock kitty
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Apr 13, 2016 03:37
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MrWillsauce posted:and I don't want alnilam to be beaten up because I like him i don't think they mind green lil frog guys as much as creatures of other colors (edit: creatures is not to say pocs are 'creatures'!!! i am just including all creatures since i included frogs. just wanted to clarify no racism here)
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Apr 13, 2016 23:36
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i'm that fancy looking lamp á la disney's beauty and the beastie
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Apr 15, 2016 17:19
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yea corrective brain surgery so you'll realize k-on is actually, in fact, good!! but that said i am going t to send you good vibes, it'll be ok
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Apr 18, 2016 18:08
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going to watch purple rain 100% sober tonight for maximum prince intake. rest in peace you beautiful crazy star, you sweet wonderful angel
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Apr 21, 2016 18:47
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shinmai posted:This, but with the "Charlie Murphy's Real Hollywood Stories" skit about Prince, basketball and pancakes. okay yes I'm definitely doing this as well lmao
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Apr 21, 2016 20:28
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knife to dice you
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Apr 22, 2016 16:58
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Byob if you could replace any part of your body with a robotic analog of that same body part, which part would you choose?? (please no gross answers)
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Apr 27, 2016 16:38
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shinmai posted:Eyes Good answer! I wear glasses because I have bad eyes. If I had robot eyes though I'd have better eyes than anyone else. I'd need reverse glasses if I wanted to fit in with the rest of humankind. Oh the turntables. Also it'd be cool if they'd glow colors in the dark Skin is also a good answer but I worry that having metallic plates surrounding your body would make cuddling a lot less enjoyable for both parties I love a good cuddle with my chill
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Apr 27, 2016 17:23
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LordVonEarlDuke posted:liver. it would store all the poison from drinking alcohol and then I could spit it at people like the Alien This is very clever and I like it.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:05
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I'd like strong tough robot toes so that the door would get stubbed and not me, see how it likes it
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Apr 27, 2016 18:07
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Robot brain is the obvious choice. No more forgetting where the keys are for this fella! nice, but you'd really gotta have to avoid magnets from now on one of life's few pleasures.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:19
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I like it, I think it's very transhumanistic-chic
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Apr 27, 2016 18:43
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sorry i still don't think i get irony and i can't read too good no more on account of the glaw-co-maw. could somebody illustrate irony with a pretty picture-gram for me?
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Apr 28, 2016 17:41
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i didn't know irony was linked to cancer, thanks for the warning guys I know I'll stay away from that now
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Apr 28, 2016 18:15
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if you were a closet how many monsters do you think you could fit inside you?
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Apr 30, 2016 02:32
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hi byob which Girl Scout cookie do you think is the best?? I like tagalongs, apparently they changed the name of tagalongs for some reason idgi. thin mints are also really good but tagalongs beat them out a little bit for me
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May 2, 2016 19:17
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Not at all surprised but still a bummer because I rly like Kristen Wiig
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May 2, 2016 23:17
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DrHolmesPhD posted:im not new but I feel like spending some of the day in here while I listen to records, should i make a records listening thread y/n yes please
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May 10, 2016 21:57
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Luvcow posted:what do you get when you cross a chicken with a volcano? An unnatural abomination
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May 10, 2016 22:23
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Luvcow posted:i'm really ashamed of that joke, your answers were better Baklava is a filo based pastry that doesn't contain any chicken. 350 degrees ferenheit is sufficient for cooking baklava, I think 1292 degrees ferenheit (minimum temperature for liquid lava) would probably be too high for a good baklava, might even burn it tbh. your joke was foolhardy but it's okay, we all make mistakes
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May 10, 2016 22:32
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In other news Friday is my birthday! I was happy until I realized...it falls on Friday the 13t....i've had my share of Friday the 13th birthdays but this year let me tell you, this year is the year that I die
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May 10, 2016 22:44
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lmbo calrissian posted:how old are you, HOW OLD ARE YOU?? i'm the funny number [SEE: FUNNY NUMBER THREAD]
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May 10, 2016 22:58
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Thanks guys! I'm sure I won't be able to live up to SIB's legacy as a real good rear end IK but I'll try my darndest. Seconding the big thank you to SIB for being such a great dude
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May 11, 2016 19:10
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For future reference pal you're always more than welcome to post numbers here in the yob! We even have an active thread going right now for posting numbers, as long as they're funny. Hope you enjoy your stay
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the helpful abbreviation for hope that helps has been censored into a very rude sentence i'm not a huge prick i just want to help people
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