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This is the fourth time I've tried to post here. Every other time I tried people treated me like poo poo but maybe this time will be different.
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hi misty mountaintop
why not grab an av from the new av thread?
not that you should be treated like poo poo for not having one, but it's good to have one anyway
I asked a long time ago and someone came up with a good one, but I am poor.
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Feb 19, 2016 22:56
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Avs are not needed. Sorry to hear you got shat on before. Let's hope this time around is better!
Thank you  I appreciate your kindness.
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Feb 20, 2016 01:05
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Everyone has been nice to me. It seems like maybe there were only a few jerks posting here and for some reason they're not posting right now.
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Feb 21, 2016 23:26
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I've just been busy. decided to wait to see if you make 20 threads about your tits. So far ive no complaints
You make a couple of threads about your tits, and suddenly, you're "the tit girl."
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Feb 22, 2016 21:40
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I would like a sig. Is there a sig thread? Can I even get a sig if I don't have plat?
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Feb 29, 2016 01:48
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I understand why I was probated, but I don't have PMs so how can I contact the iks?
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Mar 2, 2016 23:15
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I think it says in the forum rules that if you don't have pms your opinion doesn't matter. It's rough, but I deal. :/
I checked but I didn't see that. Maybe we could form a support group.
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Mar 2, 2016 23:21
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My thread was gassed with the reason "please don't make threads like this." Can an ik please explain what I did wrong?
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May 9, 2016 12:46
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There are threads on the first page of byob like "what's the funniest number" and "woooo I'm a ghost" so if there's some standard of quality that my thread failed to live up to, I'd sure like to know what it is.
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May 9, 2016 12:48
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I can't very well not post threads "like this" when there's no way to know what "like this" means.
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May 9, 2016 12:58
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Tane, you dumb mother fucker. Frimpong my dench, reet? Crang.
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May 9, 2016 14:56
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Circlejerk a little harder. There's still slightly more than 10 people who post here.
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May 21, 2016 17:07
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That dog has a mustache.
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May 21, 2016 18:30
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Now THIS is a dog with a mustache:
That is a dog with a mission.
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May 21, 2016 18:42
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They look like snowboarding goggles to me.
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May 21, 2016 19:00
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I think it's criminal to smoke weed legally.
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May 28, 2016 14:54
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The best thing about weed is that you get high while telling the man to go gently caress himself. They should have special weed jails where they arrest you if you have weed and then the cell unlocks if you can solve one of those toddler puzzles with the different shaped blocks.
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May 28, 2016 14:57
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All of the cops in weed jail are total assholes, real anal retentive type-A rule-following jackwads...but the rules of weed jail are that if you say the magic word, they have to release you and jump up and down on their hats shaking their fists in impotent rage.
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May 28, 2016 14:59
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Officer DeMan: Welcome to Weed Jail, you hippie freak. You're hosed now. You think you can just flaunt the laws of the great state of Rhode Island and get away with it? Well I've got news for you: our state flower is the violet, not the purp, and you're go indigo to jail for a long, long time, for like maybe twenty minutes but it'll seem super long to your baked rear end.
By law I have to read you your Marijuana Rights: You have the right to remain silent, but if you use the magic word, I am at your mercy. Anything you say may cause my mustache to twitch fiercely, indicating that you have scored a direct hit against fascist dipshits like me. You have the right to consult a four year old about which peg shape goes in which hole. If you cannot afford the services of a four year old, one will be provided to you free of charge.
Here's your locally sourced hemp jumpsuit and prison-issue bag of Funyuns.
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May 28, 2016 15:20
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Maybe if you didn't gas so many of my threads I might want to make more.
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May 28, 2016 15:59
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Maybe you should let my threads ride for a while to see if they become good threads instead of deciding that they're going to be bad because they're not a version of one of the two or three types of thread that's considered "good" here. I could spend all day making threads about the mummy's curse (thread where it's a foul-mouthed mummy) or fire release notes (thank you for joining fire beta, please note, we are aware of the "spreading" bug and are working to resolve this issue) or Yelp Reviews of Other Dimensions but I just want to get baked and post and gently caress around with people and see if something organic happens instead of forced "fun."
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May 28, 2016 16:23
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saw an interesting photo of a woman holding a frame with a blank canvas inside. thikn about it. anything could be in there!
I'm going to say what we're all thinking: her boobs are in there.
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May 29, 2016 17:16
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I'm not going to make a thread for this because I bet it would get gassed but I want everyone to see this post:
A sadder movie would be boy make Old Yeller shoot he dad.
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Jun 7, 2016 03:53
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Here's my problem with tacos: the word is too small to spell wrong in an interesting way.
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Jun 15, 2016 11:24
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Taoc.
atoc.
Tacco.
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Tac0
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Just a reminder that you have to have plat to be an ik
Please give me plat.
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Jun 17, 2016 02:43
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from experience, gettin stabbed is not super
Tell this story.
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Jun 22, 2016 11:58
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someday, when the time is right!
You have about 12 hours. At that point, I will start telling the story. The time is always right for a story.
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Jun 22, 2016 23:08
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I'll give you a sneak peak. The name of the story will be "The Day Zyla Got Stabbed" (tentative).
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Jun 22, 2016 23:09
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You can't be like "oh, I got stabbed, nbd, I'll tell you when the time is right." You're giving me blue ovaries.
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Jun 22, 2016 23:10
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I'm at work, which is also slow and boring. Nobody is submitting new support tickets!
I want to be supported.
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Jun 22, 2016 23:12
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Have you tried turning me off then back on again?
Haha
Haha just kidding, that's just a fun little tech support joke.
Anyways what seems to be the issue? Be as vague as possible so that I'm obligated to come to your desk to figure out what you meant by "there's a password for the website and it shouldn't "
The issue is, what do I do with my life...I can't find the users manual.
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Jun 23, 2016 01:29
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Thanks for telling the story, Zyla. I've experienced a lot of crazy and your ex is a particular kind of crazy I've seen a lot of. I've never been stabbed though.
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Jun 23, 2016 13:09
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Animate a map of the EU morphing into George W Bush saying "Miss Me Yet?"
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