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Macnult

SinineSiil posted:

Hello, why are you a stealth mod?

IKs don't get a fancy star next to their name.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:06

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:47

eonwe

Yeah I'm just IK for a short while and then someone else will be IK

It's the circle of byob

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:08

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

SinineSiil posted:

Hello, why are you a stealth mod?

We prefer the term "Ninja Warrior" but please, as you will...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 16, 2016 20:02

FAT32 SHAMER

one day I'm gonna be an IK of BYOB :3:

# ? Jun 16, 2016 21:51

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Tusen Takk posted:

one day I'm gonna be an IK of BYOB

That day can be today, if you just believe in yourself enough

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:00

eonwe

Tusen Takk posted:

one day I'm gonna be an IK of BYOB

i would like that to happen

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:01

FluffieDuckie

Just a reminder that you have to have plat to be an ik

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:03

FluffieDuckie

Also lol at Julio not knowing he was on the front page

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:04

FAT32 SHAMER

FluffieDuckie posted:

Just a reminder that you have to have plat to be an ik

oh shoot I forgot to rebuy it! good call fluffie thanks for reminding me 😊

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:07

eonwe

today is the first day this week where stuff hasn't been incredibly broken :toot:

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:14

FAT32 SHAMER

are you a computer toucher, Eonwe?

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:44

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

today's my first day of vacation

I just checked my work e-mail for shits and giggles and everything's going to poo poo. That just makes vacation better :toot:

# ? Jun 16, 2016 22:47

eonwe

Tusen Takk posted:

are you a computer toucher, Eonwe?

i kinda just support applications

# ? Jun 16, 2016 23:11

City of Glompton

Eonwe posted:

i kinda just support applications

tell us more

# ? Jun 16, 2016 23:16

alnilam

will you support my application to join the local moose lodge?

# ? Jun 16, 2016 23:17

eonwe

alnilam posted:

will you support my application to join the local moose lodge?

of course

# ? Jun 16, 2016 23:21

eonwe

basically we just have proprietary applications that are super complicated with only average documentation on what they should do so a lot of my day is trying to figure out if an application is working correctly or not

# ? Jun 16, 2016 23:22

City of Glompton

Eonwe posted:

basically we just have proprietary applications that are super complicated with only average documentation on what they should do so a lot of my day is trying to figure out if an application is working correctly or not

that's fun stuff!

I'm a support specialist but I do testing and documentation a lot, more than I ever spend helping actual customers.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 23:28

Piso Mojado

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok guys i'm doing some administration and i'm trying to make sure that all the threads that have been featured on the front page get goldmined. some have fallen through the cracks. if anyone has these bookmarked or is the op or has an hour to dig through pages of threads please post links here

disclaimer: it's also possible they're in the goldmine and i just missed them

also disclaimer: these are likely not the actual thread titles

(1) crazy trick - if you don't sleep you won't die

(2) chill sergeant

(3) a more human goku

(4) dogs- a beginner's guide

(5) my dm is trying to kill me

that's the 5 i can't find. there are another 5 that are already in the goldmine. the byob goldmine is hilarious and if you have hours to kill you should go spend some time there

wait, when did my beginners dog thread make the front page?! Why didnt anyone snapchat me to let me know?

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:14

Piso Mojado

i cant wait to tell my mom. she'll print the whole thread and put it on the fridge.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:15

alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:

i cant wait to tell my mom. she'll print the whole thread and put it on the fridge.

that's very nice of her to make you feel accomplished

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:37

Piso Mojado

alnilam posted:

that's very nice of her to make you feel accomplished

shes a good momma.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:43

alnilam

my mom always says she loves my posting even when I'm in a dry spell

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:46

FluffieDuckie

You know guys we have a "congrats Byob" thread that gets bumped every time we're on the front page. Frankly I'm shocked everyone's not keeping up with our accomplishments

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:26

Piso Mojado

I thought it was another counting thread.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:35

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

FluffieDuckie posted:

Just a reminder that you have to have plat to be an ik

Please give me plat.

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# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:43

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

eonwe, if no one is really sure what your apps are supposed to do, can anyone say they're truly broken? or know if you haven't fixed them?

this sounds ideal.

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# ? Jun 17, 2016 03:13

alnilam

"it's not launching at all"

"uhjh that's what it's supposed to do... thaat'll be $50 please"

# ? Jun 17, 2016 03:15

eonwe

RedTonic posted:

eonwe, if no one is really sure what your apps are supposed to do, can anyone say they're truly broken? or know if you haven't fixed them?

this sounds ideal.

a lot of the time the difference between a defect and working as designed is how far it gets escalated

lol

# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:01

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Eonwe posted:

a lot of the time the difference between a defect and working as designed is how far it gets escalated

lol

uh

it's called a FEATURE

# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:09

Absurd Alhazred: by Athanatos

alnilam posted:

"it's not launching at all"

"uhjh that's what it's supposed to do... thaat'll be $50 please"

"Uh.. I'm looking at your service package, and I don't see that you've paid for launching. That's extra, you know."

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# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:32

Scathach: You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

FluffieDuckie posted:

You know guys we have a "congrats Byob" thread that gets bumped every time we're on the front page. Frankly I'm shocked everyone's not keeping up with our accomplishments

To be fair i spent most of my day drawing for the the resolutions thread. and eating fish

E oh also i spent a lot of time looking at Amazon Warehouse Deals and picked out a tablet upgrade that i might be able to afford soon! I'm very excited, hooray for more art stuff.

Scathach fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jun 17, 2016

# ? Jun 17, 2016 05:07

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

https://twitter.com/mrdean11/status/741772808024293376

:slick:

# ? Jun 17, 2016 07:12

the unabonger

i got a new school and class today

# ? Jun 17, 2016 07:46

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Cotton posted:

Welp, turns out it wasn't just the maintenance worker who was coming over. He stayed on the yard but the real estate manager of the company who owns the building along with two cronies came in and started photographing and measuring everything because they're compiling some sort of book.

They were absolutely fascinated when I showed them the fireplace that isn't there and the different flooring in the bedroom wardrobe. Oh and they loved my tiny little toilet which I haven't dusted in three years because it's too small for me and I never go in there.

ah, a fellow balcony shitter

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# ? Jun 17, 2016 09:18

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

tao of lmao posted:

I made the front page?

FluffieDuckie posted:

Also lol at Julio not knowing he was on the front page

Piso Mojado posted:

wait, when did my beginners dog thread make the front page?! Why didnt anyone snapchat me to let me know?

i think that i found out by accident that my skeleton pic dump thread made the front page

not many people read it these days

i've been hoarding more pics and i think that i could make another one in october

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# ? Jun 17, 2016 09:29

Space Kablooey

hi guys

eonwe said in the chill overwatch thread that this is a cool place for just chilling.

so hi all

i also love that all images spin slowly in here

# ? Jun 17, 2016 15:38

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

HardDisk posted:

hi guys

eonwe said in the chill overwatch thread that this is a cool place for just chilling.

so hi all

i also love that all images spin slowly in here

Welcome hard disk! The rpm of our images is 1 rp 9000 seconds. What's your rpm?

# ? Jun 17, 2016 15:53