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tao of lmao

I don't believe in magic, op.

Magic and ghosts: FAKE

Skeletons and American exceptionalism: REAL

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 16:10

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:19

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I believe in Science. *tips fedora*

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 16:19

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here's a gawker article worth reading

http://gawker.com/fuckman-rear end-judge-and-donkey-dicked-murder-suspect-1782465086

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 03:44

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MrWillsauce posted:

your honor, if it pleases the court I'd like to suck mister allen's dick.

I'll allow it

objection! suck my balls

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 13:44

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Typical Gawker, making a joke out of the whole thing when the "hilarious" verbal altercation started with the defendant complaining that his lawyer wasn't properly representing him and that he'd in fact been trying to sexually blackmail him, and the judge dismissing his concerns and telling him he has no other option other than to stay with this lawyer or defend himself, which means he will probably lose.

I'm glad they're going bankrupt.

Fair point, but have you considered this argument: Suck My Dick.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 13:48

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Today is a good day for reading both intentional and unintentionally funny things on the internet.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 16:19

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i just bought a burrito and i don't care who knows it!!!

# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 18:22

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so many doctor sodas, but only one was ever accredited

# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 02:50

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SinineSiil posted:

Gonna repost this here because why not?
https://giant.gfycat.com/WarlikeIdenticalHumpbackwhale.mp4

I saw this on reddit. I really like reddit.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 19:24

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Here's a thing I stole from reddit, sent to someone else to add text, and stole again to repost here.

That deer is grumpy af and will make everyone pay.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 21:36

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here's the original

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 21:38

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# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 00:09

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people are still playing the division?

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 03:13

tao of lmao

oh yeah? well i'm gonna ruin your fun by telling you your fun SUCKS and is WRONG and how you're STUPID for having it. My friends and I are the only ones who know how to have fun and everyone else is a STUPID IDIOT.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 14:46

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tao of lmao posted:

oh yeah? well i'm gonna ruin your fun by telling you your fun SUCKS and is WRONG and how you're STUPID for having it. My friends and I are the only ones who know how to have fun and everyone else is a STUPID IDIOT.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 14:47

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https://www.facebook.com/252362008184703/videos/1008879519199611/

This is fantastic.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 15:05

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Beach postin' atm but the clouds and fog are moving in. Might have to head back inside for some house-postin'

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 18:07

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Follow grognardo on snapchat if you're into poorly lit photos of professional sandcastles. They're pretty intense.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 23:44

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Can a mod make this link/img work? Thanks.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jul 6, 2016

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 00:06

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Furia posted:

There probably used to be a face were the crater in the head now is.

In an ironic twist of fate, it was no the sand that was kicked in to someones face, but it was someones face that was kicked into the sand

Buncha savages in this drat town.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 00:29

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It's because you have an av now.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 00:59

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Lizard Wizard posted:

i was confused as to why tao of lmao couldn't make it work, furia.

Mobile app plus laziness.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 05:23

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Beach report: 90 degrees out, water maybe 60. Good waves for boogie boarding. Lots of hot chicks. LOTS of terrible tattoos. One old man on a laptop, one lunkhead wearing a speedo, one guy habitually skipping leg day, most of my body burnt.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 17:13

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You can see my whole collection on /r/creepshots

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 18:04

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Eonwe posted:

im playing pokemon go and getting exercise

Same. I'm catching lots of water types here on the beach.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 18:42

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Today was really cool and foggy you could see it pour in and swallow everything up.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 02:29

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GoodbyeTurtles posted:

It's me, forums superstar goodbyeturtles here to wish you all a happy new year

My friend and cousin greetings!

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 17:49

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The only board is boogie

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 23:01

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I have sigs off :smuggo:

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 16:24

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FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm going to make a sig that says something mean about tao in it

This is messed up how will I even know what it says?!!? :ohdear:

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 19:49

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they sold pipes and vapes

# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 02:26

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# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 22:23

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tell her i said thanks btw

# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 22:21

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So what if when you die and (hopefully) get to heaven, it turns out that all your old dead pets are there and can talk to you?

What if THEN it turns out that your old dead pets are actually kindof assholes and after like 2 weeks in heaven you're totally sick of their company but you can't just ditch them because they're YOUR pets and they waited like all this time for you to finally show up but all you want to do is bail lol can you imagine?

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 00:42

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I get really miffed when people do things that I don't like, or do things I do like wrong, or do things.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 23:50

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alnilam posted:

I get really miffed when i go out of my way to not be too critical about something I'm ambivalent about and even end with saying "whatever as long as people are having fun" and then someone acts all holier than thou about it

same, friend. same. fuckin hate it.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 04:43