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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Hello Necalli, whatcha knowin? Just stopped by to see your psycho power flowin'

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Urien and Juri are going to be fun as gently caress to play and then get delayed for like 2 years lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Pomp posted:

why is urien white

You say this like every race on earth isn't going to be represented in alt colors

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I hope Urien is cool and good I really don't want to succumb to FANGdom

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

bad metaphors posted:

Didn't they say the other day they were "investigating" the lag? :confused:

Yeah they investigated and found out that they didn't know it was intentional. So simple. Bing bong bing bing bong.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I don't give a shiiiiiiiiiit about story modes in FG's anyway so this is already a bunch of crap for me.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Lothire posted:

I'm kind of looking forward to the part of story mode where we get to play the unreleased DLC characters in their unfinished state. One of the very few mysteries left for this game is establishing how those characters will play, even if they aren't release ready yet. There's probably a handful of players still hanging around waiting for their character, hoping they might save the game for them (really doubtful of at this point).

I fell in love with FANG and I still don't play because either matchmaking is insane or there's literally no one playing but brand new Ryu's and silver Nash's/Kens. I felt like I was doing charity work playing Vega, FANG and Laura giving people a break from that poo poo.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Microwaves Mom posted:

Does smoking weed provide 8 frames of delay in real life actions?

idk but it can give you a delayed wake up. Just ask my boss today.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Capcom is a bunch of old idiot pervs who aren't even within shouting distance of the alternate reality you've concocted where they take female gamers or the social message behind all the cheesecake into consideration at all.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Literary guy looks like he could be cool but I find a president with a crazy blonde haircut to be a little far fetched.

Everything else is alarmingly bad.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Saint Freak posted:

We will only ever be able to dream about President Vs. Dictator

Tell it to Gaddafi

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Fuuuuuuuuuuck that Urien looks terrible

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Don't you guys read the patch notes?

code:
The role of Ken will now be played by veteran character actor Crispin Glover

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

nickmeister posted:

All I really care about is the core game versus other humans, and my internet connection is pretty good, so whatever.

Same but I still don't want to download another 8 goddamn gigs. I'll wait until someone confirms matchmaking is better and/or the EVO population bump.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Huh, SRK twitter says ESPN2 is gonna put SFV EVO on tv.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
None of mine got recorded yesterday, but matchmaking is much more sane now. Speaking as a scrubby super bronze.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I had a ton of fun playing FANG all weekend but I cannot for the life of me figure out why and how I was doing so well with Laura before. Her fb's gently caress up Balrogs game pretty good though.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

In Training posted:

but players have been urged to simply not use it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'm definitely in no hurry to finish it, especially since they re-negged on giving everyone a characters worth of FM for finishing it. Or something else, either way they're a bunch of fuckers.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
There's really no way around it when its 1v1. Someone is gonna lose and maybe cry.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

In Training posted:

It used to annoy me that nobody in this thread ever talked about SFV but after slogging through the story mode I hate it and I don't care anymore

I'll take any FANG tips before this thing gets put in Cool Crew Chat Central. Right now I just ape Xian's "Wall of China" poo poo from excellent adventures and then spaz out with cr. mk and st. mp a lot when it breaks down. Works great but I'm sure I'm not doing the non-zoning things correctly. I know st.mk is supposed to be real good but I can't really tell why I wouldn't want to use cr. hp instead for anti-air.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Dias posted:

Like, I don't even think this is a lovely snipe at the game, I don't think there was a lot of technical evolution in SFV past, like, week 2 or 3.

Was R. Mika and the clap/reset squad this annoying in the first few weeks? I feel like Marn or someone woke the world up to the retard rushdown and ever since then it's been bad.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
My fav thing is people mashing quick stand after FANGs back throw, they're always up way faster than they expect and eat poo poo.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'm trash Bronze/SuperBronze and I've never had that happen once. People at my rank also cannot stop Vega wall dive spamming. One person in ten games stopped me and I was more impressed than mad. He even adapted after losing a game.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Agreed, with no artifice in my soul.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

dangerdoom volvo posted:

theyre adding one hero limit to comp overwatch, that game is dead 2 me

But DVA's shield is gonna work like Reins



Also I'll still take anyones musings on FANG if they've got them. I don't know the utility of any of his EX moves, haven't really used his Abel roll move much, and I'm not entirely sure what the instant overhead is for if I'm not jumping away with it. Also sell me on standing MK because I know it's good but I just can't stop touching standing mp and cr. mk.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Ever since the beta you can only get a red

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
In my memory it feels like 30, that game was chunky as hell and I loved it

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Love Stole the Day posted:

Capcom could save a kitten from a burning building

No, they couldn't.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
When you order the 8 frame delay they should serve the next seven people who get drinks and then do yours.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The Story Mode - A can of coke, after you drink half we put a shot of jack in it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I got into the top 50 hugos and I mostly used a 360 pads analog stick. Gotta churn that butter.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
So they cared about the R.Mika cheesecake but didn't mind LI Joe and that Japanese guy playing nearly identical Nash costumes?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The stage was cool but it's no Salty Bets tournament stage.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
imo one of the cool things about the cast lacking zoning is that you can play as FANG and hit people with something like a super deluxe version of match-ups they aren't aware of. It's like a whole system people aren't expecting after dealing with ryu and nash fireballs all day long. May not apply to anything beyond super bronze, but it's fun.

Edit: works for Gief too, I just sit and abuse armor and butter churning and some people just can't help but get right in my face or stand out of range wondering wtf.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jul 23, 2016

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Too many delays on yo frame that's why your Winslowwwww

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
When does maintenance end today?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Sorry about the aborted runback hurth, i trusted the game to be able to invite someone without killing the match too.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
New favorite scrub FANG thing: crossing up back and forth with jumping HK, tossing in a few cr. mk's and the odd cr.HK to keep the party going. And idk what she actually feels like to play, but from the perspective of fighting against her I agree with whoever said she feels like a complete fg character. Felt like I was getting my rear end beat in really varied ways when I ran into people using her online.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I almost feel bad going HAM on Bronze league guys who are playing Juri on the Ring of Destiny. Almost.

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