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Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

If you don't vote for Bernie in the primary, you're heartless.
If you don't vote for Hillary in the general, you're stupid.

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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
But, friend, why would I write in Hillary Clinton in the general when I could vote for Bernie Sanders, the Democratic party nominee?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i'm not gonna vote in the primary because it will have been long decided by may

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Why would Hillary Clinton run as the republican nominee????

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
TRUMP!

*click*

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

anselme batbie posted:

Celui qui n’est pas républicain à vingt ans fait douter de la générosité de son âme; mais celui qui, après trente ans, persévère, fait douter de la rectitude de son esprit.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
TRUMP

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

mannerup posted:

TRUMP!

*click*

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008


Hillary was a young republican, so at least her heart was in the right place.

Pomplamoose has issued a correction as of 11:08 on Feb 24, 2016

Mendicant
Sep 22, 2015

by zen death robot

mannerup posted:

TRUMP!

*click*

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Hmm yes let me just vote for the neoliberal shill owned by goldman sachs in the General who says we'll never have single payer, that you shouldn't break up banks because wouldthatendracism and supported the iraq war and libya - Instead of the guy who shares a large part of his platform with Bernie Sanders.

TRUMP!

*click*

The Saurus has issued a correction as of 12:53 on Feb 24, 2016

CalvinCoolidge
Dec 27, 2008

The Saurus posted:

Hmm yes let me just vote for the neoliberal shill owned by goldman sachs in the General who says we'll never have single payer, that you shouldn't break up banks because wouldthatendracism and supported the iraq war and libya - Instead of the guy who shares a large part of his platform with Bernie Sanders.

TRUMP!

*click*

But everyone knows being pro-legal-immigration and anti-illegal-immigration makes you a cold, heartless, xenophobic bigot. We can't elect somebody like that to office!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Sebadoh Gigante posted:

Hillary was a young republican, so at least her heart was in the right place.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i'm not gonna vote in the primary because it will have been long decided by may

Please vote!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

If you don't vote for Bernie in the primary, you're heartless.
If you don't vote for Hillary in the general, you're stupid.

I'm stupid, but still voting for Hillary in the general.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Bernie broke my spleen, he broke my knee and then he really laid into me

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tayter Swift posted:

Bernie broke my spleen, he broke my knee and then he really laid into me

did he pummell u while you were in bed? i was lying minding my own business and he kicked inthe door and kicked my rooodypoo candy rear end. last time i ever stay at the smack down hotel on jaboni dr

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
I'm mostly sad clinton is going to win in south carolina because it will ruin the joke about the only bill to have hosed her in both 1994 and 2016. I think that's the real tragedy in this whole shitshow.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
The results are in for the latest South Carolina poll.




Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Jewel Repetition posted:

I'm stupid, but still voting for Hillary in the general.

yeah same

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

Welp.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
ok stop op

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

If you don't vote for Bernie in the primary, you're heartless.
If you don't vote for Hillary in the general, you're stupid.

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx
lol just lol if u think trump and bernie actually share much of a platform

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx
especially if you think trump opposed the iraq war

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

point of return posted:

lol just lol if u think trump and bernie actually share much of a platform

They share the screaming old man platform

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i'm not gonna vote in the primary because it will have been long decided by may

heh

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