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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Jeb, somehow
Baby Hitler
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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Explains the crashes at least

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/CahnEmily/status/702303082030366720

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

So ready for Trump to win with 104% of the vote.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
I have to wonder how many of those caucus goers are sober

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Donald Trump wants to put these guys in Guantanamo Bay:

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/CahnEmily/status/702303082030366720

edit: efb

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caucuses own.

https://twitter.com/billclarkphotos/status/702304922193100802

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/billclarkphotos/status/702303494808535040

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Chaos caucus. Chacus.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Enjoy your last year as a carve out state, Nevada. The RNC is going to give it to AZ, CO, or UT next time.

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
lol please let this become a lovely contested fight praise jeb!us

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/CahnEmily/status/702306810795962370

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

I dunno what's going on here, with her hair or with her eye

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

It's funny because when I use anything but my white voice I get called a racist

Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?

I know we all joked about Jeb! killing himself, but I legitimately believe Glenn Beck is at serious risk of suicide when Cruz loses.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mr. Boogie posted:

I know we all joked about Jeb! killing himself, but I legitimately believe Glenn Beck is at serious risk of suicide when Cruz loses.

His crying thing is all an act. Amazing that people still fall for it after all these years.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/702306939280076800

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Crossed Arms Guy would make an amusing avatar.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Lol

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

harry enten posted:

But the turnout is going to be excruciatingly low, which increases the chances that the polls could be wrong.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/republican-nevada-caucuses-preview/

How many different things can 538 possibly be wrong about? All of them?

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Is his fast over or should someone be taunting him with some McDonalds

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I'm not sure how the republican side of the Nevada caucus manages to be a complete shitshow every single time, but goddamn if it isn't funny.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

"Make America Great Again" was a command, not a request

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/702304758762110976

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

CubsWoo posted:

"Make America Great Again" was a command, not a request

Please report to camp 7 for processing, citizen.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Ground game!

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/republican-nevada-caucuses-preview/

How many different things can 538 possibly be wrong about? All of them?

I don't know how Harry Enten still has a job. He's been wrong about everything. He was the guy who had Trump at -10% or whatever then increased everyone else by a net of 10% so it still added up to 100%.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

nachos posted:

I don't know how Harry Enten still has a job. He's been wrong about everything. He was the guy who had Trump at -10% or whatever then increased everyone else by a net of 10% so it still added up to 100%.

tbf, people with insight into politics tend to last around one 8 year cycle. See Rove, Karl.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Trump flooding the caucus sites with stormtroopers forcing people to caucus for Trump at gunpoint would be an awesome twist.

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx

:getin:

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Schnorkles posted:

tbf, people with insight into politics tend to last around one 8 year cycle. See Rove, Karl.

8 glorious years of Scott Adams and Joe/Mika await us.

https://youtu.be/3mq5hrUDoYo

Fox10Phoenix has boots on the ground with Kinsey.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Toxx: if Trump get 40% of the vote I'll poo poo my pants.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/billclarkphotos/status/702310677344485376

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

This is the entire GOP primary in a single tweet, it's perfect. Low-info late decider sticks it to the man with no real grasp on who even supports what policy, therefore, TRUMP!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



This guy gets is.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Jewel Repetition posted:

Toxx: if Trump get 40% of the vote I'll poo poo my pants.

Please don't fellow SA poster and friend.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Jewel Repetition posted:

Toxx: if Trump get 40% of the vote I'll poo poo my pants.

Quoting this for posterity

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The only time that sentence has ever been used. "Senator McConnell was straight gangsta"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Jewel Repetition posted:

Toxx: if Trump get 40% of the vote I'll poo poo my pants.

:lol: if you need a reason to poo poo your pants.

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

BGrifter posted:

Trump flooding the caucus sites with stormtroopers forcing people to caucus for Trump at gunpoint would be an awesome twist.

Trump got some of his 'family' friends to make sure these caucus go the 'right' way, capeesh?

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