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my teeth are really sensitive. the incisors just listen to Elliot Smith all day, and the molars...well, the molars havent spoken since they saw the beginning of Up!.
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Feb 23, 2016 01:09
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May 5, 2024 19:17
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- Piso Mojado
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They don't like ice cream because they'e afraid somebody around might be intolerant. i want to tell them that they are being too sensitive, but im afraid it would hurt their fillings.
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Feb 23, 2016 01:09
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- Piso Mojado
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They each have their own Yelp account and are HIGHLY critical.
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Feb 23, 2016 01:22
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- FluffieDuckie
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i went to the doctor the other day because i thought i was salivating substantially more than usual, but turns out my molars have just been crying ever since i had my wisdom teeth taken out
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Feb 23, 2016 01:28
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- Piso Mojado
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My grandma called them "chompers" once, and needless to say things got quite awkward.
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Feb 23, 2016 01:29
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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My grandma called them "chompers" once, and needless to say things got quite awkward.
grandma lived in simpler times, she gets a pass...she doesnt know any better
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Feb 23, 2016 01:34
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- alnilam
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My teeth are always complaining about being cold, I don't get it! I don't brush all winter so I know you're wearing a drat coat.
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Feb 23, 2016 01:54
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- Piso Mojado
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My teeth are always complaining about being cold, I don't get it! I don't brush all winter so I know you're wearing a drat coat.
they are so whiny about the cold and won't shut up about it, just constant chattering.
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Feb 23, 2016 02:07
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- literally a fish
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German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
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do they identify as teeth? you could be triggering them by calling them teeth even when they aren't
what if your incisors identify as canines
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Feb 23, 2016 08:46
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- Furia
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You just need to slowly desensitise them by calling them names. Just make sure you do it slowly.
Next time you brush them just say "See? You are all clean now!"
"But you are still a bunch of weak bitches"
you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all
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Feb 23, 2016 13:47
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- google THIS
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do they identify as teeth? you could be triggering them by calling them teeth even when they aren't
what if your incisors identify as canines
some of my cuspids are bi and I've always fully supported them
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Feb 23, 2016 14:01
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- Piso Mojado
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some of my cuspids are bi and I've always fully supported them
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Feb 23, 2016 14:37
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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I'm worried, my teeth are into self harm. They will literally bleed if I don't pay enough attention to them. It's become a vicious cycle, It makes it unpleasant to brush them at all.
they are even off putting to other peoples teeth.
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Feb 24, 2016 00:00
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- literally a fish
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German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
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some of my cuspids are bi and I've always fully supported them
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Feb 24, 2016 11:41
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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well my mouth gets unusually moist whenever celine dion plays on the radio are my teeth crying
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Feb 24, 2016 18:30
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- MrWillsauce
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My teeth all have ptsd from the time they were in a chain gang together. Just kidding I never had braces I have naturally pretty straight teeth and am also kind of cute
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Feb 24, 2016 19:13
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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My teeth all have ptsd from the time they were in a chain gang together. Just kidding I never had braces I have naturally pretty straight teeth and am also kind of cute
I did have braces and this post made my teeth upset... smh...
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Feb 25, 2016 03:51
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- MrWillsauce
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my bad I didn't mean to trigger anybody's sensitive teeth. I should be more careful
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Feb 25, 2016 04:11
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- MrWillsauce
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whoa, is your mouth radioactive or something?
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Feb 25, 2016 20:44
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May 5, 2024 19:17
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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gosh i don't know how to break the news, but i think my mouth has some really bad genetics. i mean, 20 babies miscarried? that's a lot, and now it's trying to tell me it wants 32 more? breaks my heart
Mine were runaways, I never understood them. I've kicked out 2 more and just covered the hole like it never happened.
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Feb 26, 2016 18:51
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