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combine a cleaner that kills 99.9% of germs with a cleaner that kills 0.1% of germs |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:44 |
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google THIS posted:combine a cleaner that kills 99.9% of germs with a cleaner that kills 0.1% of germs
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:44 |
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world hunger? two words: giant snickers |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:46 |
a kettle that is black and white like a cow and makes a mooing sound instead of whistling when it boils. this solves my problem of not having a cow kettle that moos when it boils. | |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:48 |
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google THIS posted:world hunger? two words: giant snickers |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:52 |
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Confessing that you may have exaggerated the jew problem a bit... |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:56 |
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a microwave with a built-in ant colony for self cleaning (also oven/toaster/other?) |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 16:59 |
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1. Dig a big, deep hole in the middle of the desert. I mean BIG. Cover it with a large, transparent lid. 2. Dig a trench from the ocean to the hole. 3. Build a dam so as to contain the water from going into the big, deep hole too fast. 4. Allow the water to go through the dam, and generate electricity. 5. When the sea water goes into the hole, which is in the desert, it will evaporate and need to be replenished. 6. The evaporated water will condense underneath the large, transparent lid. Channel this water off so it can be used for drinking and watering crops. You get unlimited water from the ocean to generate non-polluting electricity as well as potable water- in the desert. Drawbacks are an impact on the desert ecosystem with a big hole, as well as an eventual buildup of salts. Another variation of this idea is to dig long, shallow wide canals into the desert with a dam at each point where the ocean connects to generate electricity. The general idea is to use the evaporation properties of the desert to allow the replenishment of seawater to generate electricity as it flows, and also provide potable water in the process. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 17:11 |
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Oxygenate the oceans to increase fish populations with giant, solar powered aquarium bubblers mounted on retired US Navy vessels as barges. Use forced air systems to pump CO2 into the ocean at the Sargasso Sea, a huge forest of seaweed. Plants need CO2, so by pumping atmospheric air underwater so as to force it to rise through the seaweed forest the seaweed will sequester the CO2 and help reverse climate change. Oxygen in the air will also supply fish populations with plenty of oxygenated water, enhancing the ocean's food chain. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 17:22 |
make all drag fishing illegal. voila, replenished fish stocks. | |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 17:26 |
Splatmaster posted:Drawbacks are an impact on the desert ecosystem with a big hole, as well as an eventual buildup of salts. 1. Invent fad diet revolving around these particular salts; come up with some nonsense about the desert sands and rocks having some nonsense mineral. 2. Sell the salt at otherwise impossible markups. Good job. You recouped losses from hiring all those people to scrape salt off your evaporator basin, and solved your salt problem. (Any pipes saltwater goes through are still done for though. ) |
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If you're worried about a computer virus, just sprinkle some Emerngen-C on your keyboard, and let your PC rest for a day or two. Your PC will build its immune system, and this is cheaper than antivirus programs. | |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 17:39 |
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small dick? don't stand so far away
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 18:34 |
Smoke weed every day.
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 18:50 |
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Splatmaster posted:1. Dig a big, deep hole in the middle of the desert. I mean BIG. Cover it with a large, transparent lid. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qattara_Depression_Project |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:02 |
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- use 99.9% antibacterial - 0.01% left behind - use 99.9% antibacterial again - 0.0099% left behind - use 99.9% antibacterial a third time - 0.009890% left behind - where did that trailing 0 come from omg between this and cleaning half the house today, half of whats left tomorrow, and so on i feel like im never going to get this place clean |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:07 |
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Wipe Your Asymptote |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:07 |
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toilet paper dispenser worn on your belt
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:09 |
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put food directly into the toilet instead of eating, same with water and other liquids
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:09 |
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Luvcow posted:put food directly into the toilet instead of eating, same with water and other liquids guy pouring pretzels and beer into a toilet at a bar: "wow I'm at record efficiency here" |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:12 |
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b h m posted:- use 99.9% antibacterial that's one of mr. cleano's paradoxes |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:12 |
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Luvcow posted:put food directly into the toilet instead of eating, same with water and other liquids now we're back on track |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:13 |
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Neat! Thanks On topic- oven mitts soaked in liquid nitrogen to keep your beer cold Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Feb 25, 2016 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:19 |
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google THIS posted:combine a cleaner that kills 99.9% of germs with a cleaner that kills 0.1% of germs |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:34 |
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dogs that age backwards so you can have ultra well behaved puppies
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:39 |
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Luvcow posted:put food directly into the toilet instead of eating, same with water and other liquids |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:40 |
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instead of shoveling/plowing snow, just wait until it gets warm out and let nature do the work for you |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:45 |
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use citrus flavored toothpaste so you can still drink OJ in the morning
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:48 |
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Replace your kid's teeth with money and cut the middle man. |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 20:01 |
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(Don't actually do that. Fairy Union is a p. mean bunch) |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 20:14 |
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be gay
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 20:50 |
bowls with two lines showing cereal and cereal+milk amounts so you get the perfect pour every time
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 21:07 |
a vaporizer built into scuba gear so i can get dank in the tank after the ship sank
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 21:09 |
grape ice cream so i can have peanut butter and jelly ice cream
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 21:10 |
a watch that tells time, but also tells me how many times i've checked it in the last hour, preventing me from acting too suspicious in public
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 21:12 |
a lamp that lights up my life (metaphorically)
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 21:14 |
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bacalou posted:bowls with two lines showing cereal and cereal+milk amounts so you get the perfect pour every time |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 21:16 |
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Decon posted:1. Invent fad diet revolving around these particular salts; come up with some nonsense about the desert sands and rocks having some nonsense mineral. the whole foods way
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 22:04 |
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google THIS posted:combine a cleaner that kills 99.9% of germs with a cleaner that kills 0.1% of germs lol |
# ? Feb 25, 2016 22:15 |
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DeepQantas posted:(Don't actually do that. Fairy Union is a p. mean bunch) We always think we're pulling a real fast one over those tooth fairies, "haha, money for this old thing? sure i'm not even using it anymore, sucker" but did you ever stop and think...maybe those clever bastards know something about teeth that we don't???
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