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1. Dig a big, deep hole in the middle of the desert. I mean BIG. Cover it with a large, transparent lid.

2. Dig a trench from the ocean to the hole.

3. Build a dam so as to contain the water from going into the big, deep hole too fast.

4. Allow the water to go through the dam, and generate electricity.

5. When the sea water goes into the hole, which is in the desert, it will evaporate and need to be replenished.

6. The evaporated water will condense underneath the large, transparent lid. Channel this water off so it can be used for drinking and watering crops.

You get unlimited water from the ocean to generate non-polluting electricity as well as potable water- in the desert.

Drawbacks are an impact on the desert ecosystem with a big hole, as well as an eventual buildup of salts.

Another variation of this idea is to dig long, shallow wide canals into the desert with a dam at each point where the ocean connects to generate electricity. The general idea is to use the evaporation properties of the desert to allow the replenishment of seawater to generate electricity as it flows, and also provide potable water in the process.

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Oxygenate the oceans to increase fish populations with giant, solar powered aquarium bubblers mounted on retired US Navy vessels as barges.

Use forced air systems to pump CO2 into the ocean at the Sargasso Sea, a huge forest of seaweed. Plants need CO2, so by pumping atmospheric air underwater so as to force it to rise through the seaweed forest the seaweed will sequester the CO2 and help reverse climate change. Oxygen in the air will also supply fish populations with plenty of oxygenated water, enhancing the ocean's food chain.

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Neat! Thanks

On topic- oven mitts soaked in liquid nitrogen to keep your beer cold

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Feb 25, 2016

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Attach parachutes to every asteroid that can possibly hit Earth

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A gravity wave resonance generator that makes fissionable materials turn into gold. Any nation with nuclear materials now suddenly have a lot more wealth and the threat of global nuclear extinction is eliminated. I also got to make up an imaginary device that uses gravity waves AND it resonates! Thanks, Tesla and Einstein!

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DeepQantas posted:

Get every nation in the world to sign a treaty protecting the global production of peas.

but just before they sign it, switch it for a document that says "world peace" instead

All we are saying, is give peas a chance (and enforce the peas with pantyhose guns)

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