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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > solutions so obvious it's amazing no one thought of them before
 
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

google THIS posted:

world hunger? two words: giant snickers
Or the twinkie from Ghostbusters

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 16:52
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Confessing that you may have exaggerated the jew problem a bit...

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 16:56
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Luvcow posted:

put food directly into the toilet instead of eating, same with water and other liquids
Put foot inside toilet. Pour beer directly into your catheter pouch.

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 19:40
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Replace your kid's teeth with money and cut the middle man.

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 20:01
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 (Don't actually do that. Fairy Union is a p. mean bunch)

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 20:14
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

bacalou posted:

bowls with two lines showing cereal and cereal+milk amounts so you get the perfect pour every time
Magic marker that's not milk soluble so you can mod any old bowl

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 21:16
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

We always think we're pulling a real fast one over those tooth fairies, "haha, money for this old thing? sure i'm not even using it anymore, sucker" but did you ever stop and think...maybe those clever bastards know something about teeth that we don't???
I solh aww my feef awn thev not gowing bägg anymoo!!

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 22:56
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 I device of some sort that lights things way over there on fire. You know, it like throws the fire to over there.

* # ¿ Feb 26, 2016 15:37
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Get every nation in the world to sign a treaty protecting the global production of peas.

but just before they sign it, switch it for a document that says "world peace" instead

* # ¿ Feb 26, 2016 19:28
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Robbing a bank? Shoot each hostage in the face with a pantyhose gun. Now police can't tell who's a robber and who isn't

* # ¿ Feb 26, 2016 20:08
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