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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > solutions so obvious it's amazing no one thought of them before
 
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 combine a cleaner that kills 99.9% of germs with a cleaner that kills 0.1% of germs

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 16:44
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 world hunger? two words: giant snickers

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 16:46
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 a microwave with a built-in ant colony for self cleaning

(also oven/toaster/other?)

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 16:59
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b h m posted:

- use 99.9% antibacterial
- 0.01% left behind
- use 99.9% antibacterial again
- 0.0099% left behind
- use 99.9% antibacterial a third time
- 0.009890% left behind
- where did that trailing 0 come from omg

between this and cleaning half the house today, half of whats left tomorrow, and so on i feel like im never going to get this place clean :(

that's one of mr. cleano's paradoxes

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 19:12
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Luvcow posted:

put food directly into the toilet instead of eating, same with water and other liquids

now we're back on track

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2016 19:13
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 base true stories on works of fiction instead of the other way around. that way, everyone can have a happy ending!

* # ¿ Feb 26, 2016 03:54
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:

An internet that browses porn by itself

what do you think search engine spiders are

* # ¿ Mar 1, 2016 00:00
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