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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Lowtax posted:

I turned off unregistered users' ability to view threads and suddenly tcp connections were being flooded. Fail2ban should've detected it, but there may be a configuration issue with it. Either way, we're upgrading the backend to Centos7 and php53 and hopefully that will help mitigate this sort of poo poo.

Some people on the internet are really cool and neat

Hmm, looks like some failtard smallsons are trying to take Richard down? What do you say the brave boys and happy hackers of 'POS show these chumps why you don't gently caress with the worlds premier Hacker Forums?

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i'd show you, smythe, but then i'd have to turn your computer into a bomb and kill you

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Weaponized Cospop :gooncamp:

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
ill start the wiki

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


c spike status: sent

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
looks like i missed the fun

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


maniacdevnull posted:

Weaponized Cospop :gooncamp:

this is now redundant

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



i don't know how to hack

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

Hmm, looks like some failtard smallsons are trying to take Richard down? What do you say the brave boys and happy hackers of 'POS show these chumps why you don't gently caress with the worlds premier Hacker Forums?

loving cunts, we will destroy them.

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

i'll hire a social media consultant to improve our brand

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Valeyard posted:

loving cunts, we will destroy them.

We're going to make them wish they were never born. (Or at least never JAcked in to the 'net)

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Loading hacking tools... I'm in.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

my net send is at your disposal

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
brb soup

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

Loading hacking tools... I'm in.

Welcome aboard the Pirate Ship

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


aol punter is online and ready to fire

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i'll run tracer-t

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
their ip is jumping around, keep the firewall open so we can track them

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
it's in berlin. no, seattle. no, london. that's the telesat backbone, they're bouncing off satellites. this guy is good

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
ready the ion cannon

we're taking the fight to them

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


i'm getting some weird readings off the computer scope. the netholes are dropping kruntz at a rate of 3.13 mongobytes per minute.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Linux Pirate posted:

i'm getting some weird readings off the computer scope. the netholes are dropping kruntz at a rate of 3.13 mongobytes per minute.

their bogomips are too powerful

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

oh my god

they're pinging us!!!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Captain Foo posted:

their bogomips are too powerful

quick reroot all gigafups into their QJC's

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

computer toucher posted:

oh my god

they're pinging us!!!

Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please

/SA Forums server bursts into flames

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

you have my nic smythe

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



guys what website do i need to go to?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Puppet Master posted:

guys what website do i need to go to?

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.




on it capt'

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

fail2ban has... failed to ban. lol

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
lmao how is that still around

i mean i'm glad for it but we live in a world where fuckign time cube died, its all dust in thw wind

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
richard is just making this up to make us think SA is still relevant

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

akadajet posted:

fail2ban has... failed to ban. lol

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
is there some new danganronpa let's play or smth

who cares enough about this dead gay forum to ddos it

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
i have that low orbit ion cannon app....sorry, executable...

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
don't forget to route through interNIC

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

akadajet posted:

fail2ban has... failed to ban. lol

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

akadajet posted:

fail2ban has... failed to ban. lol

lol open sores

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
when do you think is the point where you stop and ask yourself, "why have i been getting DDOSed for almost 20 years now"

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
anyone got a trace on these chucklefucks?

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