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you guys are a party of intrepid guys who are on a quest to stop a terrible dragon from terrorizing the world and stealing all the gold. You begin in the hamlet of Bergshire. Cold winds blow from the north. It is snowing and raining. What do you do, brave adventurers? Be sure to fill out this form to flesh out your character so we know what we're dealing with. Name: Character Sheet: Class: Dice: Race: Inventory: Weapon: Picture: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Cast~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duckie  "the nice ninja duck who is generous and nice, but prone to bitchiness when appropriate" -MrWillsauce played by FlufflieDuckie Splatmaster  "bringing splatmaster along was a pro idea" -Duckie nominated Quiche Queen of the Barbarian Wilds six years in a row. After winning second place every time, splatted the corrupt judges played by Splatmaster Yobgoblin  "Daren"-Yobgoblin played by Yobgoblin Geoffrfy  "oh gently caress watch out it's Geoffrfy" -the werewolves played by blaise rascal Mario  "Mamma Mia" -Mamma Mia! played by super mario batali Citizen 11  "she has a gun and knows how to use it. Probably has tragic backstory involving stoners" -MrWillsauce played by shwa Weed Wizard  "wait. what if he has weed on him?" -Duckie "legalize it" -everybody played by Status_Surge Chair  "I am running to catch up" -Chair (internal monologue) played by ChairmanMeow Booberry johnson  "lol okay" -MrWillsauce played by lmbo calrissian Leslie Decker  "ok lol" -MrWillsauce played by Jellidelic Lizard Wizard  "It's a wizard that's a lizard. A lizard wizard. That's it. That's his thing. Well ok then." -MrWillsauce played by Lizard Wizard inanimate blue mask in constant pain  "ghhhhhhhhhhghuhuhhhhhhhh hyuhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -inanimate blue mask in constant pain played by Android Blues dog something similar to  "woof"-a dog played by 9hotonic [blank] picture? "..."-[blank] played by Furia Isaias B.  "what can i say, I'm a lightweight." -Isaias B. played by Saint Isaias Boner let me know if I forgot anyone or mispeled something or something. I do that sometimes MrWillsauce fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Feb 27, 2016 20:53
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Name: duckie Character Sheet: um Class: Aves Dice: sure! Race: ninja duck Inventory: half empty cup of coffee and an iphone with half a battery left Weapon: a big stick Picture:
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Feb 27, 2016 20:58
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Name: Splatmaster! Character Sheet: You're reading it Class: Berserker Warrior Dice: 20-sided, plastic- one each Race: Unknown, but nasty Inventory: What you see is what you get Weapon: Big sword and an axe (in case there are any tricks, if you get my drift...) Picture: You asked for it Thanks Saint Isaias Boner!
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Feb 27, 2016 21:07
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FluffieDuckie posted:Name: duckie lol |
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Feb 27, 2016 21:14
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okay, lookin good so far guys. But what do you do? anyone else can make characters and jump in, of course
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Feb 27, 2016 21:16
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MrWillsauce posted:okay, lookin good so far guys. But what do you do? oh sorry. i notice it's chilly and rainy so i put on a light jacket with a hoodie so i don't have to straighten my hair again when i get home
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Feb 27, 2016 21:17
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also the bitching may start soon if this weather keeps up
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Feb 27, 2016 21:18
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MrWillsauce posted:okay, lookin good so far guys. But what do you do? I splat things. Just point me in the direction of danger and I will commence with the splatin'. I also make a mean campfire quiche. I am immune to pain (except paper cuts and hang nails...) I can use any large weapon proficiently, and can knit steel wire into handy crochet mail for my companions. In closing I am a staunch companion in the fight against evil who also lets it all hang out as you can see from my recent portfolio photo. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 27, 2016 21:21
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Okay... You succeed! You don a jacket specifically fitted for ninja ducks, protecting your duck feathers from the elements. Wouldn't want to get those wet. A wizened crone approaches you and asks if you have any gold to spare? That darn dragon stole her gold and now she's poor and can't even afford a jacket to protect her from the rain and snow. Her old jacket got singed by dragon flames! She shivers what do you do?
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Feb 27, 2016 21:23
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Splatmaster posted:I splat things. Just point me in the direction of danger and I will commence with the splatin'. I also make a mean campfire quiche. I am immune to pain (except paper cuts and hang nails...) I can use any large weapon proficiently, and can knit steel wire into handy crochet mail for my companions. In closing I am a staunch companion in the fight against evil who also lets it all hang out as you can see from my recent portfolio photo. no no no. he means we're here MrWillsauce posted:You begin in the hamlet of Bergshire. Cold winds blow from the north. It is snowing and raining. What do you do, brave adventurers? what action do you take? i chose putting on a jacket and preparing to start bitching so you can't pick those 2
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Feb 27, 2016 21:24
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yeah, thanks for clarifying for me, Duckie. But that was some good character development, Splatmaster. I can tell you guys have done this before.
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Feb 27, 2016 21:25
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I crochet the old crone a shiny new cloak out of steel wire.
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Feb 27, 2016 21:26
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MrWillsauce posted:Okay... well crap on a cracker i give her my jacket and commence to the bitching part of my plan
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Feb 27, 2016 21:27
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great now she has a steel coat and a duck coat and i'm getting wet goddammit who's idea was this quest?
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Feb 27, 2016 21:28
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there have been dozens of role-plating threads in byob...I can't think of a single one that ever made it past creating characters lol |
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Feb 27, 2016 21:28
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I start a campfire and begin to prepare a quiche. I motion for everyone to come over and share the warmth of my fire.
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Feb 27, 2016 21:28
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...from somewhere on my person I summon a finely crafted steel wire umbrella to keep the rain off of us.
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Feb 27, 2016 21:30
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i'm starting to think bringing splatmaster along was a pro idea. i eat vegetarian quiche that he thoughtfully prepared for me in addition to the regular quiche
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Feb 27, 2016 21:33
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okay... Splatmaster, you succeed, but exhaust your supply of steel wire. You are gonna need to pick some up at the barbarian store later. She is kind of uncomfortable in it because she's not a big strong barbarian, but then she is made comfy by the ducky jacket. The crone gives you all a grandma kiss on the cheek and bakes the party some fresh cookies. She is still poor though, and needs gold. All of a sudden, a man runs through the snow and rain into town, crying that there has been a big bad dragon attack in the neighboring town of Shireville! You can make out thick black smoking on the horizon, even through the fog and snow and rain. OH, I forgot to roll a bitch check for Duckie... You got a critical success and really grind Splatmaster's gears. Okay, Splatmaster, you pass your firebug test ( ) and make a little shelter under your steel umbrella. The quiche is delicious and filling. Anyway, the dragon attack survivor looks in a bad state.What do you do? e: I need to learn how to type faster or somethin. You guys are really pros at this roleplaying thing.
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Feb 27, 2016 21:34
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Offer up a place next to the fire for the victim and use my First Aid skill. I also offer up some delicious vegetarian quiche.
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Feb 27, 2016 21:44
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First aid check... SUCCESS You patch up his first degree burns and put a steel wool trauma blanket around him. He is calmed down and stabilized after he eats the gourmet quiche you made. It just so happens he too is a vegetarian, how auspicious. Anyway, he is still worried about all his friends and family in Shireville! And all of his savings are in the form of gold that he hid around town, so he is worried that the dragon will take that too! He collapses from exhaustion in your big barbarian arms and snores loudly. What do you do?
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Feb 27, 2016 21:48
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Let him sleep for awhile and when he awakens, get the rest of the story out of him and prepare to SLAY THE DRAGON...
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Feb 27, 2016 21:55
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Okay, while you are waiting let's see if Duckie wants to make an action or any other characters want to join in the fun
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Feb 27, 2016 22:01
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i'm of the opinion that we need help to slay a dragon
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Feb 27, 2016 22:16
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FluffieDuckie posted:i'm of the opinion that we need help to slay a dragon Splatmaster quietly stands up and looks up to the skies, searching for something. He appears to have found it. A smile plays across his grim features as he begins to construct a small device over the campfire. The contraption focuses the campfire's light into a beam that shoots up into the early evening sky. It is a beacon, summoning aid. "And now we wait..." he says, to no one in particular. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 27, 2016 22:20
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The old crone says she would join you if she were back in her adventuring days when she was a youth, but those days are long gone. She sighs and bakes more cookies. She wipes the grandma tears off of the cookies and serves them to you. Meanwhile, the snowing and raining abates. You can see Shireville burn in the distance.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:23
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Name:Yobgoblin Character Sheet: Yes, this is one. Class: Rogue. Dice: My set. Race: Goblin. Inventory: Chair, Leather Armor Set (Equipped), Krang, Pipe, Healing & Mana Potions. Weapon: Morning Star. Picture: E: Can we call the dragon by a selected name? ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2016 22:24
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[quote="Splatmaster" post=""45678240"] [/quote] |
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Feb 27, 2016 22:24
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Okay, Yobgoblin, what do you do? Also, those dice are pretty :e Oh, you can come up with the name for the dragon if you want. Or I can if you want. Any ideas? I am pretty bad at coming up with names. Whenever I GM a game irl I usually make the players come up with the names for stuff for me.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:26
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MrWillsauce posted:Okay, Yobgoblin, what do you do? My action: Look around and search for woodcutting axe. Thank you! I'm leaning towards the name Daren. Any objections? Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Feb 27, 2016 ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2016 22:31
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no objections from me. Alright, so Splatmaster and Duckie, you are joined by a mysterious roguish goblin who has been called by the barbarian's magic device, who immediately begins searching the crone's shack for an axe and finds one. The crone is powerless to stop him from stealing it, and cries deeply as she bakes cookies. Splatmaster, the survivor awakes in your arms. What questions do you have for him? And what do the rest of you do?
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Feb 27, 2016 22:34
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My action: Attempt to calm down and ask crone if I may borrow axe for the reason of gathering wood.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:38
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the crone says, oh of course, what a thoughtful boy you are. She wraps you in her jacket and steel wool coat with an old person hug.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:39
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Name: Geoffrfy Character Sheet:  Class: Werewolf Killer Dice: those dice that tell you what kind of sex to have Race: human Inventory: Werewolf-killing supplies Weapon: Shepherd's staff Picture:
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Feb 27, 2016 22:45
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Geoffrfy looks around to see if there are any werewolves nearby.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:46
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Geoffrfy sees no werewolves, but instead he sees a barbarian dong, a goblin lumberjack, an old crone, a scorched survivor, and he doesn't see a ninja duckie, but she's there trust me. unless... those guys are secretly werewolves?
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Feb 27, 2016 22:48
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Geoffrfy squints at each character suspiciously, followed by himself. He has to use a mirror for this. "Hello," he says cautiously to whomever will listen. blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Feb 28, 2016
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Feb 27, 2016 22:50
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Name: Mario Class: Chef Dice: Lucky Penny Race: Human Inventory: Mushrooms, Chef's Knife, A hairtie Weapon: Bad Breath Picture:
super mario batali fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Feb 28, 2016
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Feb 28, 2016 01:42
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Name: Citizen 11 Character Sheet:  Class: Citizen Dice: Blue ones Race: Human Inventory: - 1 walking stick - 2ft. of coiled rope - 3lb of soap - 5 authentic replica Naruto© brand ninja shuriken - 1 cool looking rock - 2 slices white bread (soggy) Weapon: a fuckign gun Picture:
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Feb 28, 2016 02:15
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Name: Weed Wizard Character Sheet: This is my character sheet Class: Wizard Dice: 50 d10's Race: Human Inventory: Spell Book, Infinite bag of any material component, bong, stash, and pipe Weapon:Staff of weed magic +1 Picture:
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