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Citizen 11 walks up to the crowd of people all talking to some old lady. "Hey guys whats up lol" She looks at the old lady. "hey nice jacket(s)" I roll to hog the umbrella.
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I ask the dragon attack victim what kind of dragon it was. I also serve up some wonderful quiche to our new companions
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Feb 28, 2016 02:59
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Splatmaster posted:I ask the dragon attack victim what kind of dragon it was. I also serve up some wonderful quiche to our new companions I add some of my Magic Mushrooms to the quiche.
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Feb 28, 2016 02:59
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i stealth up to the group and buff everyone with my magic
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Feb 28, 2016 12:23
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Citizen 11... SUCCEEDS at hogging the umbrella. Fortunately it has stopped snowing and raining, so nobody really needs it that much. Just a little drizzle. The fire roars and keep everyone warm. The old crone gives her cookies and says "the sky is up, dear" but not as a joke and thanks her for the compliments. The survivor tells Splatmaster that his name is Chuck and that Daren is a greedy fire dragon who burns things and hoards gold. Everyone eats the psychedelic quiche and starts trippin balls. The party is mysteriously buffed by an unseen benevolent THC force. Everyone is repulsed by Mario's gross breath. Yobgoblin gathers a bunch of wood. What do you do?
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Feb 28, 2016 14:25
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I shoot at the weird wizardly rustling in the bushes
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Feb 28, 2016 16:14
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MrWillsauce posted:Citizen 11... this is turning out exactly like i would expect a byob quest to go also i ask if anyoene has considered asking Daren about his life choices that led him to enjoy burning things and hoarding gold
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Feb 28, 2016 17:10
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FluffieDuckie posted:this is turning out exactly like i would expect a byob quest to go Taking Fluffy's cue I suggest we go and talk to Daren, maybe something chased him out of his lair and we could perhaps go and SPLAT! it instead of Daren? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 28, 2016 17:29
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MrWillsauce posted:Citizen 11... My action: Put some firewood on the crone's fire and attempt to spot a trail that leads east. E: I dunno about Daren... he doesn't speak any languages to my knowledge. Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Feb 29, 2016 ---------------- |
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Feb 28, 2016 19:19
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MrWillsauce posted:
Running to catch up |
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Feb 28, 2016 19:54
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Geoffrfy the Werewolf Killer Geoffrfy eyes the quiche suspiciously before taking another bite. Well, he thinks, if the quiche is a werewolf, then at least I am eating it out of existence. He tugs on his weird fantasy collar as he reexamines the others, starting with Splatmaster, and is moved almost to tears when he considers the life circumstances that must have led this man to his current state. His outfit is a cobbled-together mess of women's clothing far too small for him, surely items cast off by the poorest of the poor. Geoffrfy has only felt two emotions in his life: hatred (for werewolves) and sympathy (for everyone else, who clearly acts the way the way the do because of their inferior upbringing). Geoffrfy is pleased at how quickly he is able to feel superior to this man and settle into his familiar sympathetic mindset. Of course, if Splatmaster was a werewolf, he would be a formidable opponent. Geoffrfy vaguely acknowledges that the others are discussing some sort of plan to go somewhere or do something. He nods enthusiastically and smiles like a madman to get them to think he is oblivous to their REAL plot (obviously werewolf related). blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Feb 29, 2016
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Feb 28, 2016 21:59
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why would a dragon want gold Name: Booberry johnson Character Sheet: slathered in midnight oil Class: night stalker, weed smoker Dice: thas my game boy Race: ghost Inventory: iphone 5s, japanese soda candy, hostess sno balls, custom baseball hats, my lovers' thigh cloth  , naranjaaas!Weapon: 2 inch sword, shadow ball, spoons Picture:  or 
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Feb 29, 2016 00:25
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Name: Leslie Decker Character Sheet: written in off-color japanese Class: Vampire Dice: right here! *grabs crotch* Race: Human with feline traits Inventory: upside down cross, 3ds (no games), private collection of deeply personal poetry, rooted android phone, ecig (that u can also put wax in) Weapon: Curvy dagger with +2 greenish glow, telescoping battle stick Picture: 
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Feb 29, 2016 03:35
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okay sorry guys I wanted to stay and DM for you all day and sip coffee, but I had to work. I am glad to see the party has swelled alright, so while the party deliberates about dragon empathy or something, Citizen 11 pulls out her gat and makes an attack against the bushes that were given you some dope-rear end vibes... her roll is true, thanks to a helpful attackbuff, and she strikes the weed wizard. Fortunately for him, he has 50 d10 hitpoints and survives. But it still hurts a lot. Or it would hurt if he wasn't flyin oh so high on that magic kush juju. Yobgoblin makes a big ole fire in the crone's fireplace and really warms up her decrepit shack. He makes a trailspotting roll... and critically fails! He strains his eyes looking for eastward trails and gets terrible migraine A cute alien named Chair runs up on the scene while all this happens, along with two other weird dudes. The survivor worries about his family. What do you all do? ps I like Geoffrfy a lot hehe DM's pet
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Feb 29, 2016 06:11
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MrWillsauce posted:alright, so while the party deliberates about dragon empathy or something, Citizen 11 pulls out her gat and makes an attack against the bushes that were given you some dope-rear end vibes... I notice that the rustling in the bushes is just an innocent weed wizard, and so I start shooting at its feet to try and scare it away, so it doesn't try to come up to us and tell us about how much weed it smokes and how we should all try dry-herb vaping. shwa fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Feb 29, 2016
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Feb 29, 2016 07:33
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wait. what if he has weed on him?
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Feb 29, 2016 07:36
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FluffieDuckie posted:wait. what if he has weed on him? It's not worth having to listen to him talk about different strands of weed and the best way to use a bong for the next three hours, trust me, I'm a weed wizard expert, they're dangerous and usually feral
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Feb 29, 2016 07:41
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My actions: Give The Weed Wizard a health potion and create unlit torches for each party member (to be used for later). E: Perhaps we should have a list of who's playing in the OP. Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Feb 29, 2016 ---------------- |
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Feb 29, 2016 07:58
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my action: i run after the weed wizard and make sure his feelings aren't hurt
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Feb 29, 2016 08:00
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FluffieDuckie posted:my action: i run after the weed wizard and make sure his feelings aren't hurt Well don't come crying to me when you can't sleep cause of that weed wizard loudly smoking a bong by your ear at 4 am
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Feb 29, 2016 08:02
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Name: Lizard Wizard Character Sheet: 2-ply Class: Chaos Mage (functionally a sorcerer with lots of random chance that interferes with all of his spells; for example, anything elemental gets randomized. magic tends to be weird for him in general.) Race: Pettable soft kobold. Dice: Various colors swirl within. Inventory: Wizard hat of many things, cloak, bow tie Weapon: nope Picture: 
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Feb 29, 2016 08:03
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Lizard Wizard posted:Name: Lizard Wizard Sees a random pettable kobold and immediately runs over to pet it!!!
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Feb 29, 2016 08:09
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name: inanimate blue mask in constant pain race: inanimate mask (blue subtype) dice: can't roll them: is an inanimate blue mask in constant pain class: upper middle inventory: two (2) eye holes, a little strap on the back weapon: upsetting moans and vocalisations (as bardsong, from the nega-bard archetype) picture: 
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Feb 29, 2016 08:10
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shwa posted:Sees a random pettable kobold and immediately runs over to pet it!!! the kobold pulls his hat down over his eyes at the sudden approaching stranger and quivers, but is easily petted. it seems there is no escape. |
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Feb 29, 2016 08:14
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Android Blues posted:name: inanimate blue mask in constant pain Picks up a blue mask from the ground and tries to put it on the kobold so it'd look like its people, but it doesn't fit so I throw it away
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Feb 29, 2016 08:15
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Lizard Wizard posted:the kobold pulls his hat down over his eyes at the sudden approaching stranger and quivers, but is easily petted. it seems there is no escape. Offers the kobold one (1) piece of soggy white bread to calm his nerve
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Feb 29, 2016 08:16
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shwa posted:Offers the kobold one (1) piece of soggy white bread to calm his nerve the kobold spends some time playing with the piece of white bread, smooshing it into this shape and that. he seems pleased. |
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Feb 29, 2016 08:19
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"uuaaauhh," moans the inanimate blue mask, having been thrown onto the scene by a disgusted former owner in the first place. it tries to express its ennui with the circularity of its situation by going "urrraah a a a..." a little |
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Feb 29, 2016 08:20
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duckie waddles over to the mask and dusts it off and props it up on a dry rock near the fire
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Feb 29, 2016 08:21
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Lizard Wizard posted:the kobold spends some time playing with the piece of white bread, smooshing it into this shape and that. he seems soothed. Citizen 11 lays out a one 1-pound block of soap in front of the kobold, stepping back a little to see if he will take the bait (soap is obviously a kobold delicacy)
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Feb 29, 2016 08:22
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I slowly creep out from behind a tree being slightly injured and attempt to just say i was trying to help. I also break out my pipe, snacks, and a some pipeweed from my stash.
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Feb 29, 2016 08:30
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the kobold's eyes go wide at the block of soap, and he edges close, feelings its sides, nodding...he begins breaking off chunks by methodically finger-pistoling several casts of what you would expect to be ray of frost, but it seems...inconsistent! the first is a wild narrow beam of crackling electricity, the next a caustic ray of acid, and so on and so forth. in any event, he removes his hat and drops the chunks inside, where they disappear inscrutibly. he then holds the upturned hat out to shwa with a smile on his face, shaking it a few times. "prize tiiiiiiime" |
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Feb 29, 2016 08:33
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the inanimate blue mask moans a little less weirdly when propped up by the fire, sort of like it's making a mildly anguished thumbs up sound with its mouth. it would be totally possible for anyone in the vicinity to project human emotions onto the mask and assume that this sound represents gratitude |
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Feb 29, 2016 08:34
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Lizard Wizard posted:the kobold's eyes go wide at the block of soap, and he edges close, feelings its sides, nodding...he begins breaking off chunks by methodically finger-pistoling several casts of what you would expect to be ray of frost, but it seems...inconsistent! the first is a wild narrow beam of crackling electricity, the next a caustic ray of acid, and so on and so forth. in any event, he removes his hat and drops the chunks inside, where they disappear inscrutibly. Citizen 11 peers deeply into the hat, which seems to serve a purpose beyond just being a cutting-edge fashion statement.
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Feb 29, 2016 08:36
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shwa posted:Citizen 11 peers deeply into the hat, which seems to serve a purpose beyond just being a cutting-edge fashion statement. we zoom in to tunnel through the hat, weaving through several CGI cloth passages in a very expensive sequence until the camera arrives at what could only be described as a ball pit full of dollar-store magical knick-knacks. something waves from within the pit and winks out of existence, and you are pulled back to reality. the kobold jostles his hat insistently. |
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Feb 29, 2016 08:42
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Lizard Wizard posted:we zoom in to tunnel through the hat, weaving through several CGI cloth passages in a very expensive sequence until the camera arrives at what could only be described as a ball pit full of dollar-store magical knick-knacks. something waves from within the pit and winks out of existence, and you are pulled back to reality. I cautiously attempt to put my hand into the hat and pull something cool out
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Feb 29, 2016 08:44
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(i'll leave it to the DM to decide what you get, hope that's okay) |
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Feb 29, 2016 08:47
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Android Blues posted:the inanimate blue mask moans a little less weirdly when propped up by the fire, sort of like it's making a mildly anguished thumbs up sound with its mouth. it would be totally possible for anyone in the vicinity to project human emotions onto the mask and assume that this sound represents gratitude 
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Feb 29, 2016 08:47
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Name: dog Character Sheet: (its a dog with a piece of paper on it) Class: dog rogue Dice: D09 (dog shaped dice from 0 - 9) Race: dog Inventory: some dog food Weapon: lots of barking and also sharp teeth (also a dog knife) Picture: this isn't me but its very close 
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Feb 29, 2016 13:35
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I offer Weed Wizard some magic mushrooms to increase his magic.
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