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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQeOYi3Be5Y I lied, it's baby conker for microsoft's dumb hololens thing

The only thing I can say in response to this is, why?

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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

Funny op, I said the same thing about this thread

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

BillmasterCozb posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQeOYi3Be5Y I lied, it's baby conker for microsoft's dumb hololens thing

The only thing I can say in response to this is, why?

gently caress you bitch

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

BillmasterCozb

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003


This

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

elf help book posted:

BillmasterCozb

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



elf help book posted:

BillmasterCozb

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Conker's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Conker, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Conker, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicated
So the F-C-C won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on M-T-V
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
gently caress that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready 'cause this poo poo is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "gently caress you, Debbie!"

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary,
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my rear end
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so drat much of my rear end you ask for me
Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up
Under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

A-tiskit a-taskit,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this poo poo and that poo poo
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your rear end kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You thirty six year old bald headed fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let it go its over,
Nobody listens to Techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes this poo poo just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
"Hey" there's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Kids!

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

mysterious loyall X posted:

gently caress you bitch

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010

elf help book posted:

BillmasterCozb

he lied

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
conker sucked

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Doctor Goat posted:

conker sucked

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
I didn't read any of that huge post

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

:iamafag:

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*screaming and beating on the cage* human being! human being! Faaaaaaaaaaagot!

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003


[spoiler][/spoi;e

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

mysterious loyall X posted:

gently caress you bitch

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

mysterious loyall X posted:

[spoiler][/spoi;e

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH

mysterious loyall X posted:

[spoiler][/spoi;e

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Conker's BACK!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
rear end. rear end Hat

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012


Fallout 5 shaping up to be a monster

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

Conker's BACK!

Oh baby

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