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Bob Quixote posted:If we are talking ethnicity though, Montalban was born in Mexico but both of his parents were immigrants to the country from Spain. Are the Spanish not white? I've never really grasped what exactly falls under the umbrella of "whiteness". which means clearly this is the plot arc we deserve for the next punisher film adaptation
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 08:16 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:43 |
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Gotta avoid vagueness when it comes to plastic surgeons Now that we have TV's Luke Cage and TV's The Punisher, it's time to unite Obama's fractured America with a comic book movie story like that weird rear end Ice Cube show where they had creepy white to black/black to white transformations
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 08:43 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:This is a stupid conversation but it's silly to say that racism exists only as a visual thing. Like your eyes
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 08:53 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Hahaha, what show is this? And are there any clips of the transformations? Somehow the only clips of it I can find online are of the theme song (kind of a mediocre Ice Cube song Imo) though...gj erasing the past Ice Cube
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 16:52 |
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Zeris posted:Maybe they can hire George Lucas for help with ambiguous racist undertones
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 22:39 |
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greatn posted:HHH should play someone on the Agents of Shield civil war crossover. Or put him in Spider-Man as Uncle Ben (I don't know who they've already picked but you can just change that poo poo in post)
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 03:29 |
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They've already hosed up the cosmic balance by casting a smoking hot Aunt May so why not #notmymay #aintmay
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 03:49 |
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LGD posted:attractive 50-something Aunt May has already been a thing for a decade and a half in Ultimate Spider-Man #dumamay
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 05:04 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Well actually
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 18:14 |
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So En Sabah Nur definitely did 9/11, right? Not to be racist (he said as he was) but he sounds like a dude you'd read about on a watchlist or read about being killed in a drone strike
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 02:36 |
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Gyges posted:I do like rear end in a top hat Appocalypse though. Or is this a League of Shadows sitch where his goal is to just show up every once in a while and cull populations
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 03:30 |
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My issue with Ultron's puppet dance is that Terry Crews did it and did it better in a far more entertaining movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IMb8GFXHeI
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 03:08 |
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bring back old gbs posted:Is Gamer the one where Dexter is dancing around to showtunes at the end sending man after mind controlled man at Butler? That was awesome.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 05:05 |
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Rurea posted:I want a Gamer 2 with Dwayne Johnson replacing gerard butler and sam rockwell instead of michael c hall. So we'd have Piss Jar Luthor played by Eisenberg back of course and a Michael C Hall Luthor, maybe we could get Jimmi Simpson to play one, etc y'all get the idea. I think this is a genius plan for box office success.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 06:38 |
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Comic Book Movie Thread: Do you know ANYTHING about the history of Power Rangers?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 04:11 |
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If they gently caress up the live action Street Sharks movie lord help me I will poo poo my pants with righteous fury
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 04:12 |
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Man I gotta say the best part of Ant-Man was #makemichaeldouglasyoungagain why do I only ever see this technology wasted in small bits on comic book movies like that and X-Men Last Stand or whatever. Why aren't people rejuvenating great actors left and right and putting them in full length projects? Have we not reached the technological peak where we can make Harrison Ford young and human again? Why even fool ourselves into thinking the mediocrity of Chris Pratt could ever be Han Solo or Indie? Just CGI that poo poo up man.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 04:46 |
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Xealot posted:Sure, but I'd think the main barrier is getting a hot-poo poo actor to commit to one role for a decade of their career. As I understand it, Joaquin Phoenix passed on Dr. Strange for that exact reason. Remember when RDJ was still doing drugs and interesting and artistic and trying to sell himself as Chaplin and in Elton John videos? Now he's on top...top chump. Least the pay is amazing. RIP I just pretend he ODed
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 04:57 |
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Snowman_McK posted:And then he managed to throw casual racism in there as well. quote:Downey said in a video interview last week that “for a man whose native tongue is Spanish, to be able to put together a phrase like ‘cultural genocide’ just speaks to how bright he is.” Some people should never get sober. Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Apr 29, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 07:15 |
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Good night sweet prince Apparently Charlie Sheen is totally sober now too??? I guess we know who's gonna play Namor in five years
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 07:26 |
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Wheeee posted:I'm sure that RDJ regularly cries over his lovely failure of a career Dude would make the perfect Black Bolt.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 07:42 |
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achillesforever6 posted:Also because they like those movies and don't like the guy who says that movies they like are "cultural genoicde" which is just about as and stupid as what RDJ said Maybe the truth is...in the middle...of a piss jar
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 15:51 |
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id be so much more hyped for this movie (from zero to...something) if the marketing leant hard on the 80s vibes (as hard as say, The Nice Guys is leaning into the 70s) rather than like...GENERIC CGI CITY DESTRUCTION BOOOM BET YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SORT OF SPECTACLE LIKE THIS BEFORE...JUST EVERY 6 MONTHS Give us some soul and style, drat.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 20:16 |
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Yeah...still definitely preferable to "from the director of Hellraiser: Inferno and From the Day the Earth Stood Still" though On the other hand "from the director of Yes Man and The Break Up" had to be kind of worrying but that worked out i guess
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 02:06 |
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"From the director of Clown and Cop Car"CelticPredator posted:Oh yeah. Now I hate DC more for ditching Michelle loving McClaren. Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Apr 30, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 02:58 |
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Oh that was her? That's pretty great, still not like some enormous terrible drop off between directors in theory though.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 03:05 |
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if she'd stayed on as a creative voice in the DCU maybe we could have had a montage of all the people with "Bat Brands" getting brutally shanked in prison one by one That's probably a BVS extended cut scene actually
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 03:22 |
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People like sharing unsubstantiated rumors that fit their weird comic book movie studio tribalism, possibly the saddest thing Speaking of which I just heard from a guy that Kevin Fiege likes to poop his pants and likes the smell Keep in mind this is currently JUST a rumor until it is confirmed or not Comments please
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 04:48 |
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TFRazorsaw posted:Jesus metaphors play to the lowest common denominator. He's not even the judeo-christian character Superman most resembles. wait UHHH SPOILERS I'm talking about DEADPOOL
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 21:24 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Why are you still doing this to us?
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 21:29 |
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BiggerBoat posted:I think DC should scrap the built universe thing and just go directly to having Snyder make a four hour Kingdome Come movie. it would be like a loving fever dream CelticPredator posted:Because they aren't jokes.
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 08:02 |
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So you're like, disappointed in Martha Wayne's judo skills? I did kind of laugh at the fact that both Waynes just like aggressively started CQCing this mugger with a gun instead of like, handing over their stupid wallets or whatever But again, a dream
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 18:00 |
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woops (double pissjar post)
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 18:00 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Gotta go fast.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 00:17 |
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Superman losing his cool because Batman hosed his mom is probably what the Flash went back to warn everyone about.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 02:30 |
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Did Luke Skywalker ever self harm?
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 07:54 |
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TFRazorsaw posted:I saw someone make a joke about how bad Pluto Nash was the other day.
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 21:05 |
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Gorn Myson posted:Captain America and Black Widow are literally murdering people within 10 minutes of the beginning of Winter Soldier. Even as the mighty Avengers break into Civil War, their affinity for best-in class, high performance and state of the art technology in their vehicles ties them together.
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 21:37 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:It is a sick rear end car, you must agree. I'd rather drive a 2017 Audi than take Turkish Airlines so I guess BvS is objectively the inferior film. Lookit that combat roll. They roll like ISIS in that one hilarious Vice video. Coincidence?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 21:44 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:43 |
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Harime Nui posted:And that's not even a euphemism I was eye-watering, toe-tapping needing to piss by the end of this movie monster.
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 21:47 |