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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Tom Brady should be arrested for fraud in my accurate opinion.

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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Another reminder: there is literally nothing wrong with cheating but tom Brady didn't cheat

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Reminder: you all toil away in misery year after year while it's literally gauranteed I win super bowls


the Donald Trump of football

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Brady cheated the same way Bill Clinton cheated and got the same result: gently caress you got mine

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Donald Trump never won 4 Super Bowls and made your life hell EHUD, but if he did I will actually find out how to vote for him today

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Reminder: you all toil away in misery year after year while it's literally gauranteed I win super bowls

Don't play cool and self-assured, I can feel your cold sweat when the Patriots faced the Ravens in the last few playoffs, it's ok :wink:

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Ross Angeles posted:

Brady cheated the same way Bill Clinton cheated and got the same result: gently caress you got mine

Someone gets it, thank you.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
An arrest of Brady is inevitable. Anyone that close to Trump has many committed many crimes by default.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Let he who has not cheated on their pregnant girlfriend cast the first stone

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
I also like the Bradford deal. I know it looks ridiculous from a certain perspective, but his performance last year did give me confidence. The numbers don't tell the whole story. I mean look at this poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvnvyIdos4w

Really watch this whole thing. Eagles fans lived through it in slow motion over an agonizing period of months. Bradford deserves a shot with a running game and with a league average drop rate. This contract is fine.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Just have to wonder what his last meal will be. Probably some of that nasty cracker poo poo he loves so much.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Parmesan Basil posted:

Just have to wonder what his last meal will be. Probably some of that nasty cracker poo poo he loves so much.

I know white people make some bland food but no need for name calling

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Ross Angeles posted:

Brady cheated the same way Bill Clinton cheated and got the same result: A Republican in the White House

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Tom Brady won so much we got sick of him winning, and as far as I can tell Donald Trump's entire campaign consists of making America win so much we will get sick of winning, so basically what I am saying is someone check the pressure of Trump's balls.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Let he who has not cheated on their pregnant girlfriend cast the first stone

I'd always hoped you'd ask me to bludgeon you with rocks.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Donald Trump never won 4 Super Bowls and made your life hell EHUD, but if he did I will actually find out how to vote for him today

he's about to make all our lives hell hth

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

he's about to make all our lives hell hth

The American people aren't that stupid

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

People voluntarily cheer for the Cleveland Browns.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

Voter turnout is going to be 20%, and Trump's insane base outnumbers Clinton's like 10:1.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

look at this post

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Athanatos posted:

People voluntarily cheer for the Cleveland Browns.

Ohio is a swing state.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

Maybe not in California but let me tell you about other states

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

lol

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

Maybe just racist, violent, xenophobic, and bigoted enough

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

It's rare you find a post that is evidence of it's own falsehood

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4FruhJ6WkU

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!

Perhaps the only likable thing he will ever do until he ends up like david carradine.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Febreeze posted:

It's rare you find a post that is evidence of it's own falsehood

lol

FINGERBLASTER69
Nov 15, 2014

I don't think he could of been anymore clear.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

People are hype for overpaying Sam Bradford. This has happened to multiple franchises.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I am seriously thinking Ehud's future killer will not be his crazy co-worker, but instead will be 4 Ring Shrimp. Unless they are the same person.
































I am still sticking to my theory Ehud is crazy and imagining that guy though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No, 4 RING SHRIMP is unfortunately real, unless we're all hallucinating him.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

They're stupid enough to get him the Republican nomination

They're outnumbered enough that he'll lose the general election

The real question is who's the VP candidate we get to laugh at this year and I suggest it be Tom Brady so we can See Tom Lose Again

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Chris James 2 posted:

They're stupid enough to get him the Republican nomination

They're outnumbered enough that he'll lose the general election

The real question is who's the VP candidate we get to laugh at this year and I suggest it be Tom Brady so we can See Tom Lose Again

Except that is one way to get all of New England to suddenly vote Republican (Trump) and then the reign of darkness begins.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

Voted in George Dubya Bush






Twice

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

holy poo poo

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

CyberPingu posted:

Voted in George Dubya Bush






Twice

only because rehnquist voted twice

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/704742183828643841

Is America elite?

Edit
Beaten like anyone who takes the field against Joe Flacco.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Mar 2, 2016

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Ross Angeles posted:

The American people aren't that stupid

Are they? Are they?????

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Chris James 2 posted:

They're stupid enough to get him the Republican nomination

They're outnumbered enough that he'll lose the general election

The real question is who's the VP candidate we get to laugh at this year and I suggest it be Tom Brady so we can See Tom Lose Again

The VP debates will be nothing but Tom Brady throwing perfect spirals while Bernie Sanders sweats bullets trying to compete with that poo poo. He'll bring up deflate-gate out of desperation.

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