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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
As an extremely intelligent American, I

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
The Star Trek Manziel thread was axed?

The mods are definitely fans of old brutalist architecture.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Mild Take

I think Ted Cruz is scarier than Trump and in a heads up race I'd rather Trump be president. Trump is just clowning around and I doubt believes 20% of his bullshit but Cruz is one of those true believers and that is way scarier.

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Someone asked Burfict if he blamed himself for the Pittsburgh loss, and well

Burfcit posted:

"No, I don't. There was only a minute left in the game. Coach always says, 'Trust a teammate to pack your parachute,' and I trusted my teammate. I don't want to say any names, but I trusted my teammates to execute and finish the game."

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25501510/vontaze-burfict-blames-bengals-teammate-for-playoff-loss-to-steelers

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Chromatic posted:

The Star Trek Manziel thread was axed?

The mods are definitely fans of old brutalist architecture.

Goddamnit I missed Star Trek chat! Why didn't anyone tell me sooner?

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009



Uhh no I think the best birthday gift you can give Big Ben is packs of Ambien

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Chromatic posted:

The Star Trek Manziel thread was axed?

The mods are definitely fans of old brutalist architecture.

Ham closed it himself (it's his thread).

Don't be like Ham.

edit:

There needs to be an offseason off-topic thread where we can all just be the biggest nerds about whatever the gently caress we want, because football is gone and it's never coming back :goonsay:

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Chromatic posted:

The Star Trek Manziel thread was axed?

The mods are definitely fans of old brutalist architecture.

v2vian man posted:

sorry, been busy

everyone who shared opinions about star trek, you're really terrible. i'm not kidding, i read your posts in this forum and on Facebook and you are just painfully stupid and unfunny

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Hams gotten angrier the last few seasons :smith:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Let's extend our friendship to Rap. Make him feel better :)

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I'm laughing at HAM's nickname now being "sam bradford lmao"


ahahahaha what a loving trainwreck

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

loving cut him

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I would also like to take this time to continue to emphasize my hatred of Harlan Ellison that tiny mother fucker

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Stupid and unfunny, sure. But I'm not terrible. I'm a pleasant person. :)

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007


he's an rear end in a top hat but he's not wrong

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

he's an rear end in a top hat but he's not wrong

His penalty put the Steelers into immediate field goal range. There was nothing his teammates could have done outside of a miraculous block.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

His penalty put the Steelers into immediate field goal range. There was nothing his teammates could have done outside of a miraculous block.

he is talking about jeremy hill

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

he is talking about jeremy hill

So how comes his teammate let him down by fumbling but he didn't let the team down by getting a penalty that put them in FG range?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

he is talking about jeremy hill

Ah yes the parachute that malfunctions before you stupidly jump out of the plane anyway metaphor

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

he is talking about jeremy hill

Lmao I still don't see how you put that game in Hill's hands when he has butterfingers like all loving season

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/705058114169643008

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

jimmy james joseph flaccoreno

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Wasn't his old deal only like two years ago? What gives.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
^^^^ the cap number for his contract for the next 3 years was $28m/$31m/$24m. I look forward to seeing what they did because this was a rough contract for Baltimore the day they signed it.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So how comes his teammate let him down by fumbling but he didn't let the team down by getting a penalty that put them in FG range?

It's like siblings getting in trouble.

"Why are you guys so mad at me? Jeremy's the one who fumbled the ball :qq:".

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wasn't his old deal only like two years ago? What gives.

It was three years ago and year for was designed to be the restructure/extension year. If untouched his cap hit went up to 28 mil this year and something like 32 next. The contract was also unavoidable and Flacco would have made even more if he ever hit the open market. 2012 was a lovely year.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


My QB :swoon:

Edit: VVVVVVV Yeah I'm just happy they achieved a restructure because initially the negotiations were difficult and otherwise we were hosed right now

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Mar 2, 2016

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
You know it won't be a pay cut, right?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Yeah. It'll be added years, more guaranteed money, and lower cap hits. There is no downside here.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

quote:

Joe Flacco has agreed to a three-year contract extension with the Baltimore Ravens, a source told NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport. The deal keeps him in a Baltimore uniform through 2021.

The Super Bowl-winning quarterback had his season cut short last year, suffering a torn ACL in a Week 11 win against the Rams.

Around The NFL will have more on this shortly.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Whelp. It seems Sean Smith is probably leaving. That's going to hurt.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
drat. I was hoping for a 12 year extension on Flacco.

Minimum.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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No joke I completely forgot Flacco was injured

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

No joke I completely forgot Flacco was injured

Yeah it's hard to remember since he hadn't missed a single game until then :smith:

Played snaps with the torn ACL too, Iron Dick Flacco

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Chromatic posted:

Whelp. It seems Sean Smith is probably leaving. That's going to hurt.
I hope he stays in Florida and comes to Jax.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

quote:

Forbes' wealthiest NFL owners, via PFT:

Paul Allen, Seahawks, $17.5 billion
Stephen Ross, Dolphins, $12 billion
Stan Kroenke, Rams, $7.7 billion
Shahid Khan, Jaguars, $5.9 billion
Jerry Jones, Cowboys, $5 billion
Robert Kraft, Patriots, $4.9 billion
Terry Pegula, Bills, $4 billion
Joan Tisch, Giants, $3.3 billion
Bob McNair, Texans, $3.3 billion
Steve Bisciotti, Ravens, $3 billion
Arthur Blank, Falcons, $2.6 billion
Jim Irsay, Colts, $2.3 billion
Jimmy Haslam, Browns, $2.3 billion
Tom Benson, Saints, $2.2 billion
Dan Snyder, Redskins, $2.2 billion
Denise York, 49ers, $1.9 billion
Jeff Lurie, Eagles, $1.8 billion
Dean Spanos, Chargers, $1.7 billion
Martha Ford, Lions, $1.3 billion

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Bort Bortles posted:

I hope he stays in Florida and comes to Jax.

I love that every insane spending scenario for Jax is...totally possible.

David Caldwell is gonna make it RAIN.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

As a non-american I had no idea Stephen Ross was that rich, what the gently caress

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Smith already left Florida for KC. I'd love him back in MIami.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Yeah. It'll be added years, more guaranteed money, and lower cap hits. There is no downside here.

I wait to see the actual extension numbers cause odds are the Ravens are just kicking the can. His contract already had $25m in prorated bonuses left, so how they convert his high base salaries will be interesting. I expect they're signing themselves up for a situation similar to what the Saints got themselves into with Brees.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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If I were Paul Allen I would walk into every owner's meeting like "What's up you loving losers"

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