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Chilichimp posted:I wish my QB did dumb poo poo like this, instead of just... being a doofus in ads. That would require Matt Ryan to have a personality
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Whichever assistant Tom Brady hired to build his personality really does great work.
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Febreeze posted:That would require Matt Ryan to have a personality Says the fan whose QB is Eli Manning...
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Good lord, how is that even possible? And he still ended up with 17.5 sacks?!
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Mar 31, 2016 19:24
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...and I complain about walking barefoot on a wooden floor after an eight hour shift.
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That Which Squeaks posted:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1104060262968456&id=214003275307497 Nothing beats...PITTSBURGH?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_0Nskl22g4
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Mar 31, 2016 19:27
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I prefer to believe he got that injury by just pounding puss way too hard
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I prefer to believe he got that injury by just
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He also apparently had a herniated disc in his back that he played through all season JJ isn't human. Well, he is and as he ages all this poo poo is really going to catch up with him 
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Intruder posted:He also apparently had a herniated disc in his back that he played through all season Seriously, playing on that will have taken entire years off his career. Maybe he'll slow down to appear human.
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Shath Hole posted:Says the fan whose QB is Eli Manning... Eli is a lovable doofus who makes funny faces when things go bad Matt Ryan is like white drywall
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Matt Ryan once watched paint dry and he had to catch his breath it was so exciting
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On friday nights Matt Ryan treats himself to an exciting seltzer water and stays up all the way till 7:30.
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Febreeze posted:On friday nights Matt Ryan treats himself to an exciting seltzer water and stays up all the way till 7:30. I bet he even eats saltines
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Matt Ryan takes his wife to Olive Garden on her birthday
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Matt Ryan takes his wife to Olive Garden on her birthday Classist  http://www.xojane.com/issues/your-jokes-about-thinking-the-olive-garden-is-fancy-are-classist-and-tired (this is in the running for worst article on the internet)
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Brannock posted:How the gently caress did he even walk? Probably poured nanobubbles on his dizzle every night
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Febreeze posted:Eli is a lovable doofus who makes funny faces when things go bad Let me tell you about QBs who make funny faces
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Matt Ryan watches TV land But not Golden Girls, he finds that to be too risqué.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Matt Ryan collects key chains from every town he visits Nah, he's a Magnet guy. His proudest achievement is buying a magnet in each state that looks like the state and making a magnet united states on his fridge
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Matt Ryan likes to go to Branson, Missouri but only in the winter when the hotels are more reasonably priced.Febreeze posted:Nah, he's a Magnet guy. His proudest achievement is buying a magnet in each state that looks like the state and making a magnet united states on his fridge this image cracked me up
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Brannock posted:How the gently caress did he even walk?
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sam bradford lmao posted:Lots and lots of painkillers That's the thing, though, even with the pain numbed away, wouldn't the torn adductors and fully torn muscles cause severe issues with mobility?
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Soooo the Chiefs have by far the best running back group in the NFL. Ware and West could probably easily start on half the teams in the league and Jamaal Charles is Jamaal Charles. I'm glad they didn't trade any of them away. They belong to me.
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Chromatic posted:Soooo the Chiefs have by far the best running back group in the NFL. Ware and West could probably easily start on half the teams in the league and Jamaal Charles is Jamaal Charles. And yet, didn't have the #1 rushing offence  God, imagine how good Jamaal Charles would be if he had Cordy Glenn and Dick Incognito blocking for him.
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