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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
and how they just got shut the gently caress down by Indiana after trying soooo loving hard to make the comeback lmao

way to choke under pressure, way to get owned on your senior night, nerds hahaha

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Jastiger honeypot ITT

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

symbolic posted:

Jastiger honeypot ITT

:twisted:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
how you gonna get em back on the farm onces thay seen them lights of gay Pareee?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Iowhat?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Iowa's greatness may be overstated by Jastiger but his threads are worth it to see hilariously insecure Californians ooze out of the woodwork mad that somebody stopped fellating their failstate for five seconds :twisted:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i hope a meteor lands on your head

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
hang on guys we gotta keep bumping this thread until Jagister sees it

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Nooner posted:

and how they just got shut the gently caress down by Indiana after trying soooo loving hard to make the comeback lmao

way to choke under pressure, way to get owned on your senior night, nerds hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48U1cji0gVU

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

more like asstiger

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

symbolic posted:

Jastiger honeypot ITT

iirc he's an iowa state fan which is even sadder

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a retard fight if ive ever seen one

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
if iowa is full of people like jastiger then it should be burnt to the ground

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Robo Reagan posted:

if iowa is full of people like jastiger then it should be burnt to the ground

des moise is the american epicenter for insurance industry and youre a white dude who loves selling insurance its basically friggin elysium

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im an insecure californian and i want to talk about california RIGHT NOW

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
warriors won tonight :smuggo:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
I
Owe the
World an
Apology

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
They think Ted Cruz would be a good president lol.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Nooner posted:

warriors won tonight :smuggo:

im a kings fan lol

the real kings not the la kings

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
iowa needs to exist to support the booming cheap meth economy

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Nooner posted:

warriors won tonight :smuggo:


Enfield posted:

des moise is the american epicenter for insurance industry and youre a white dude who loves selling insurance its basically friggin elysium

i thought you both were dead

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Iowanna live somewhere else

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
getting shown up on Senior night, a shameful team/state

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Once, I decided to take the Amtrak from Denver to Chicago, because I had plenty of free time and it seemed like it might be interesting. I spent the whole trip getting drunk with a cute Iowan who was living in Denver but had gone to school in Chicago and was going to a friend's wedding.

Never saw her after that, but we're friends on Facebook, and I think she's living in Iowa again.


That's my Iowa story.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Iowa is loving garbage but well so is every other state


except mine of course

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

college basketball is stupid

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

ArmZ posted:

ArmZ is stupid and the "r" word

agreed


Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Senpai has noticed your thread.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
hey guys you shoulda seen in the other thread Jastiger was all like " Charisma is a dump stat in Dnd always" and i was like "nah youre a moron" then he backpedaled then shut up.









ohhhh high Jagister didnt see you come in. :grin: :keke:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Nooner posted:

warriors won tonight :smuggo:

If you mean the NBA team then "no poo poo", if you mean something else I don't care :agesilaus:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Captain Yossarian posted:

If you mean the NBA team then "no poo poo", if you mean something else I don't care :agesilaus:

well ofc i mean the NBA team :smugdog:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
its hard to identify with basketball being a white bread bitch with no local team

good god i may be an iowan

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

and how they just got shut the gently caress down by Indiana after trying soooo loving hard to make the comeback lmao

way to choke under pressure, way to get owned on your senior night, nerds hahaha

What the gently caress, mate?!

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Jastiger posted:

Senpai has noticed your thread.
http://realestate.usnews.com/places/rankings-best-places-to-live?sort=overall&high_to_low=true

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

warriors won tonight :smuggo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58UD3jU86pY

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

the great deceiver posted:

im a kings fan lol

the real kings not the la kings

what about the latin kings?

*insert prison joke here*

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

the great deceiver posted:

im an insecure californian and i want to talk about california RIGHT NOW

Portland and Seattle would like to politely ask you to keep your hobos on your own lawn or we'll be putting up a fence

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

resident posted:

Portland and Seattle would like to politely ask you to keep your hobos on your own lawn or we'll be putting up a fence

i went to portland and legitimately couldnt tell who was homeless and who was "eccentric"

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Washington should annex Portland so the rest of Oregon can be made a nature reserve.

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