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Hey, in 16 hours i'm gonna see so many magic swords that cut through demons like butter that I can't even carry them all before reaching the next vendor to unload them all, but right now, absolutely no one in this giant city has ever seen anything fancier than a stick. Hey, I'm on the only human space ship for millions of miles, and nothing has gone wrong yet, but nope, can't stop in the armory for a rocket launcher, when poo poo goes down, but I'll somehow find dozens of them lying around on the ground of an alien planet as zombies overtake everything.
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Mar 3, 2016 01:22
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Video games. They give you lovely weapons sometimes, when you should have the best ones.
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Mar 3, 2016 01:23
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video games. am i right, fellas
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Mar 3, 2016 01:25
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Do you think they just hand Jedi light sabers on day one? Do you even play video games? Gt this clown out of here
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Mar 3, 2016 01:26
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Well if I had my pick: sniper and shotgun. Gotta have both close and long range covered.
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Mar 3, 2016 01:28
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ikanreed posted:Hey, in 16 hours i'm gonna see so many magic swords that cut through demons like butter that I can't even carry them all before reaching the next vendor to unload them all, but right now, absolutely no one in this giant city has ever seen anything fancier than a stick. Could you elaborate.
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ikanreed posted:Hey, in 16 hours i'm gonna see so many magic swords that cut through demons like butter that I can't even carry them all before reaching the next vendor to unload them all, but right now, absolutely no one in this giant city has ever seen anything fancier than a stick. Sir this is a McDonald's drive thru
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Mar 3, 2016 01:57
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just gas
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Mar 3, 2016 01:57
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i for one look forward to the op's webcomic featuring him and his wacky roommate riffing on the various ways in which video games are sometimes less than realistic.
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Mar 3, 2016 02:14
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I always pick the Sword, no matter what. Yup, just a good old fashioned sword boy here.
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Mar 3, 2016 02:16
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i thought doom 3 bfg edition was going subvert this trope but it turns out this troper ended up being severely dissapointed
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Mar 3, 2016 02:33
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My God in Heaven help me Lord what in the piss christ is the OP saying
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ikanreed posted:Hey, in 16 hours i'm gonna see so many magic swords that cut through demons like butter that I can't even carry them all before reaching the next vendor to unload them all, but right now, absolutely no one in this giant city has ever seen anything fancier than a stick.
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ikanreed posted:Hey, in 16 hours i'm gonna see so many magic swords that cut through demons like butter that I can't even carry them all before reaching the next vendor to unload them all, but right now, absolutely no one in this giant city has ever seen anything fancier than a stick. Hey
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Mar 3, 2016 02:42
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The Painkiller is the best starting weapon.
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Mar 3, 2016 02:50
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Prod with the prod JC.
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Mar 3, 2016 03:19
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I like the axe in Bloodborne because it makes me feel cool to see a big enemy stomp over towards my character and then she does that sick transform move to turn it into a bigger axe. Hell yeah.
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Mar 3, 2016 03:27
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the saw cleaver in bloodborne
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Mar 3, 2016 03:55
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oh and op, we dont like to make fun of video games here in the imp zone, we like to HAVE fun by playing them
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Mar 3, 2016 03:56
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Weapons that level up with the character are cool, starter or not, and I wish more RPGs did that.
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Mar 3, 2016 07:03
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Squeezy Farm posted:Well if I had my pick: sniper and shotgun. Gotta have both close and long range covered. but what about when they're too far for the shotgun but too close for the sniper
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apropos to nothing posted:oh and op, we dont like to make fun of video games here in the imp zone, we like to HAVE fun by playing them
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Mar 3, 2016 07:20
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GameCube posted:video games. am i right, fellas yo i didn't see anyone reply to this but yes, fella, you were right.
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ikanreed posted:Hey, in 16 hours i'm gonna see so many magic swords that cut through demons like butter that I can't even carry them all before reaching the next vendor to unload them all, but right now, absolutely no one in this giant city has ever seen anything fancier than a stick.
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Mar 3, 2016 11:30
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Sometimes, the starting weapons are the best ones.
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Mar 3, 2016 12:24
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Pistol start
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Mar 3, 2016 12:35
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Blessed is the gamer who beats the game without replacing the starter weapon, for theirs is skill and determination.
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Unguided posted:Blessed is the gamer who beats the game without replacing the starter weapon, for theirs is skill and determination. The threaded cane was the only weapon I used during the entirety of blood borne.
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Mar 3, 2016 13:51
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Souls games don't count because you can use any weapon the whole game if you upgrade it
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Mar 3, 2016 15:13
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The Pistol Halo: Combat Evolved
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Mar 3, 2016 15:15
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Hey is for horses, OP
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Mar 3, 2016 15:49
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Black Baby Goku posted:The Pistol 
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Mar 3, 2016 15:51
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augustus gluten posted:Pistol start thissery
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Mar 3, 2016 15:57
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mabels big day posted:Sometimes, the starting weapons are the best ones. Black Baby Goku posted:The Pistol some truth right here
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Mar 3, 2016 15:58
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Black Baby Goku posted:The Pistol 
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NickRoweFillea posted:but what about when they're too far for the shotgun but too close for the sniper doesn't matter assault rifle trumps all if you have a mouse and can get headshots
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mabels big day posted:Sometimes, the starting weapons are the best ones. Want to put this on a movie poster
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