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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Vastarien posted:

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1790-5-ways-life-different-when-you-want-to-f2A23k-animals.html

quote:

One of our other sources, Jim, apparently obtained consent through a series of barks -- he had his first sexual experience with an animal at "age 13, with one of my family's dogs, a male labrador retriever." He still maintains ongoing sexual relationships with other animals.

Holy poo poo, Jim. :stonk:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 04:35

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 01:54

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Happy Bear Suit posted:

I don't get what the big deal is

people have been anthropomorphizing animals since forever, and it just so happens this new movie appeals to a certain demographic of weirdos that Disney can take money from, and Disney is a corporation that likes making money

movie furry, so what.

Gee I wonder why goons are weirdly obssessed with the sexuality of furries. That never happens on somethingawful.com!

error1 posted:

End furry miscegenation now!

# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 00:01

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Say Nothing posted:

Please tell me that's a real doll.

People can't look like that, right?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 04:33

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Furries are inhuman monsters.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 03:00

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anyone want to meet me at the fox yodeling panel?

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 03:07

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Drama at the furcon!

I had a high opinion of furries until I discovered diaper degeneracy!

im gaye posted:

i just gotta be meee

*shits in a pool*

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 03:11

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symbolic posted:

Lmao, if people kill themselves over this.

Imagine being an unsuspecting parent with children here.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 03:20

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i wish we had a world where if a grown man walked into a hotel lobby wearing a latex bodysuit, another man would fireman carry him out the door, off the street, far far away to a place no one would ever visit.

That would require someone to touch them. A man so noble to make that sacrifice does not exist on this damned Earth.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 08:03

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

God is dead, and we have yiffed him.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 20:57

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

symbolic posted:

I audibly sighed when I saw this.

THE LEGEND

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 21:31

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Say Nothing posted:

Furry indoctrination propaganda.

I'm the Kwisatz Haderach wolf.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 03:58

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Das Boo posted:

This is what I kinda figured. I guess my empathy doesn't extend far enough to understand how anyone could possibly want that.

If I had to guess, when your prospects are shot, you take what you can get. Combine this with the hypersexuality of the furry community, and you get dudes collecting cigarette burns. :shrug:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 08:36

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SirEvelynTremble posted:

We may take the liberty to allow individual exceptions from the �fetish gear� rules if your outfit is exceptionally discreet, tasteful and/or good looking � but please don�t count on it. If in doubt, ask!

If you're hot(lol, as if), and have my fetish you can do whatever!

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 03:30

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Sudo Echo posted:

oh this is gonna be good

Looking forward to the "Living in Canada is worst then ISIS" thread.

Dreddout fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Mar 8, 2016

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:04

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symbolic posted:

they probably just end up loving

On a philosophical level, it's more like masturbation.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 22:19

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Imapanda posted:

goons.

hitler and furries are having more sex then you

how does this make you feel for the human race

We should just form a free love commune exclusively for goons.

It might take some adjustments, but I'm sure it will be the ideal society!

The Rage posted:

The goon who killed people trying to smash his "puckins" and asked TFR for ammo advice

Link? Want to avoid this guy in the commune.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 03:58

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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

He killed himself after he killed those 2 people.

Celluloid Sam posted:

fairly certain he died

More free love for me then. :colbert:

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 04:03

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dreezy posted:

why do they always have fremen eyes.

I hold at your SPH the Gom Jabbar!

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 19:39

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Wulfolme posted:

why do you take it at total face value when people tell you that they're happy

none of them are even telling you that they're happy. you have no connection to these people beyond what you've seen on the internet. you see them doing something bizarre, assume that they would only do that because they enjoy it, and assume that since they're doing something they must enjoy then they must be happy

these assumptions are wrong

you do not have a sound reason to believe these people are happy

GBS Discovers, The Nicomachean Ethics!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 19:18

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Zootopia is now on the IMDB top 250 movies list.

I smell furry rank inflation.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 02:20

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 01:54

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Well, humans are animals so I guess this is technically correct.

By the way, is Maus a furry comic book? There is no yiffing, just holocaust with anthropomorphic mice for Jews.

If it was furry the Nazi's would be humans, while the Jews would be an assortment of rainbow colored foxes!

My God, if I wrote this book, I would make a mint off furries#

#fursecution

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 19:47

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