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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

RaspberryCommie posted:

I think this is specifically why their model is take and bake because the law says you can't buy hot food with food stamps.

"We'd like you to eat, but we do not want it to be easy."

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
https://twitter.com/awkwardfoxes/status/1359360529945538564

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




You can really taste the electroblood.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

(I am suspicious about how many ingredients must be in these drat things. But if the answer ruins the magic I'd rather not know)

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Little meaty's my street name.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

tag yourself I'm human :effort:

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Free chilli machine in every bag?!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
toxic acid (to preserve flavor)

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

oOoOoh 👀 a dapper little mouse🎩 🐀🕺🏻🕺🏻 a dAppER MoUSe🧐🐀 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️it’s a 🎩DAPPER mouse 👀✔️🐀🥾🏃🏽‍♂️🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🏃🏽‍♂️🐀💥
Young wife, little wife
Small eggs
Pig knife


Sounds like part of a horrifying nursery rhyme

I'm petty bourgeoisie :thermidor:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


:nms:

https://imgur.com/gallery/s1aivdC

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Young wife, little wife
Small eggs
Pig knife

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

drrockso20 posted:

Improperly cooked pizza toppings has to be one of the worst pizza crimes of all

They do this cause the cheese they use would not melt properly in the oven and just burn.

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PineyMcknuckle/status/1359705002818822149?s=19

"smooth bean chili"









bonus:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I for one, when eating chili, often think to myself "this has too much texture." I'm glad I can now scoop paste into my mouth and skip the chewing.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵



Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1359716568914145282

Cold chili for a cold day.

Tag yourselves
Im the chili crust ring on the inside of the pot.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Just needs an eye of Newt and the potion will be complete

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

:wink:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

absolute psychopath cooking in a blazer.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull



Pretty sure this is a Fry King

in the sense of Rat King

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

uber_stoat posted:

this is how they roll in Pittsburgh. well, in one specific spot in Pittsburgh. i've posted this bizarre poo poo in here before. i still can't comprehend it.



I'd try that

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Sir Lemming posted:

https://twitter.com/awkwardfoxes/status/1359360529945538564

please muscle mother temptation sensation human?!

thread title if i've ever seen one

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Ah, another one for the collection

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

steinrokkan posted:

Ah, another one for the collection



I knew I had a feeling of deja vu about this one, thank you


Both of these have extreme "'90s video game magazine ad" energy

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Iron Crowned posted:

That's what I meant, gently caress if I know if I actually made it correctly.

She also talks about pansit a lot, so I got them mixed up

You got the wrong wrappers, lumpia have the thin sheets of rice paper.

The sauce for them should contain soy sauce, vinegar, a few slices of peeled ginger root, and brown sugar in whatever proportions make you happy.

Everyone should eat pilipino pood sometimes

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

No one is going to lay claim to sexual corn? Because I will.

titties posted:

You got the wrong wrappers, lumpia have the thin sheets of rice paper.

The sauce for them should contain soy sauce, vinegar, a few slices of peeled ginger root, and brown sugar in whatever proportions make you happy.

Everyone should eat pilipino pood sometimes

I believe you, I was going off of a description she gave me from something a Pilipino coworker she had 20 years ago. I probably could have googled up a recipe.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

dog nougat posted:

I'm kinda hungover and tired today. I'd loving destroy deep fried pizza right now.

they do make fried pizzas in napoli and of course they're delicious. and amazingly light considering that they are literally deep fried pizzas

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

baw posted:

they do make fried pizzas in napoli and of course they're delicious. and amazingly light considering that they are literally deep fried pizzas



So, they're just deep fried hot pockets?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



baw posted:

they do make fried pizzas in napoli and of course they're delicious. and amazingly light considering that they are literally deep fried pizzas



They can't steal our national food! This is an outrage!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Iron Crowned posted:

So, they're just deep fried hot pockets?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Iron Crowned posted:

So, they're just deep fried hot pockets?

In the same way steak is just reconstituted cat food.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

So, they're just deep fried hot pockets?

lol if you don't already deep fry your lean pockets

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

First of May posted:

Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

Like Mike Pence's eyes. Maybe Mike Pence is Callista Gingrich.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Like Mike Pence's eyes. Maybe Mike Pence is Callista Gingrich.

Pence has horse eyes.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Iron Crowned posted:

So, they're just deep fried hot pockets?

I think the word is calzone.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

calzones are baked

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SlothfulCobra posted:

I think the word is calzone.

its called a chimichanga actually

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

boar guy posted:

calzones are baked

Empanada?

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Phy posted:

Empanada?

those can be either, though fried reign supreme obviously

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