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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Schubalts posted:

Mission accomplished.



The Cronenburger

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Grell sarnus ticks sounds like something that sucks blood from Klingons.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

EorayMel posted:

I have no witty comment.


Wow. Stew. :stare:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Homestuck fandom has gone too far

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Plankstek from wikipedia. :sweden:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Aesop Poprock posted:

This thing is called a cereal beetle. That's vaguely food related enough to post it right? It's gross and I want you to imagine biting into it



Cereal beetles are leaf eaters. This one is full of parasite wasp larvae eating it in turn.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


I'm having a Gibson moment here. That looks like CGI, the image is on lots of tumblrs and instagrams and :psyduck:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

The straw has a sieve in the other end, so you don't slurp up the leaves. It's just herbal tea.

With lots of caffeine.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

iRend posted:

Remember: every fig has a dead, digested wasp inside!

Sorry to disappoint, but that's only true for wild figs. The farm crop varieties are all able to grow fruit without pollination.

But fig wasp biology is really interesting.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Gridlocked posted:

you just fill up the container with your box of pasta; then fill the container with water to the required level. Then you bang it in the microwave for 14-18 min depending on what kind of microwave you have.

You boil pasta for 14-18 minutes? :psyduck:

That would turn pretty much any real pasta into floppy mush.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Hallongrottor :sweden: A very traditional Swedish shortbread cookie with raspberry jam.

The name translates to 'raspberry caves'.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

drrockso20 posted:

I imagine that outside of the meat products and a couple other questionable items it actually isn't all that gross(heck was at a 99 cent store today, and most of the food they were selling was decent looking(although I didn't know that Cauliflower could come in orange...)

Green and purple too! :pseudo:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

R.I.P Stebe

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN5Mqr6tRlw

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

DrBouvenstein posted:



This one's cheating because it was some weird art project by some guy to be a chocolate Santa with a buttplug.

It's by renowned American artist Paul McCarthy. He does elaborate art stuff with ketchup, mayo and Hershey's syrup. Also giant buttplug trees and stuff.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Scathach posted:

Hey guys, check it out-- sandwich cakes from 60's cookbooks are back! Not that they look awful, but I can't quite wrap my head around "mayonnaise frosting" and I know savory cakes are a little weird for some people.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/sandwich-cake-favorite-party-recipe-152403320.html



Sandwich cakes are common, but kind of old-fashioned in Sweden. Served at things like funerals, 75th birthdays and company picnics.

Usuall with shrimp, smoked salmon and eggs, but sometimes with smoked horse meat (hamburgerkött), shredded ham and horseradish. Always with lots and lots of mayonnaise.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Zzulu posted:

taiwan also does not generate as much money as america

but i guess spending money on your military is more important than your children :smug:




Don't eat pangolins :(

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Technincally, cake batter is a kind of expanding foam :pseudo:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Move past and hurl.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

And what are those pink doughnut-shaped things?

Salty pals!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

plates

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Bottom right should have been a Cheeri-O.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

L. Ron Mexico posted:

don't know what you guys want from a drink literally named "wormwood"

The scientific name for wormwood is Artemisia absinthum.

That where the name of Absinthe liqueur comes from.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Among Swedish students, this dish is known as pasta rosso

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Sakurazuka posted:

Re-enactment of the end of Last King of Scotland?

Actually the best troll/performance art.

Google Makonde Linde, it's a long story.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Ok, which one of you Clowns hosed my sandwich? :argh:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Xen Tricks posted:

How is that pasta so inconsistently cooked? Half looks like mush and the other half crunchy???

That's what happens when you microwave cooked pasta uncovered and for too long. :pseudo:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

deadly_pudding posted:

Yeah, barbecue in general is a slow-cooking process that usually also involves smoking.

Isn't Australian barbecue cooking stuff on a stainless steel griddle?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Swedish dill chips supremacy. :sweden:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

My Lovely Horse posted:

I wonder if they're just dyed (yes) or if they went the extra mile and included six different varieties, although in that case I'd be a bit concerned about the blue one.

Tomato, turmeric, spinach and beets.

Grand Fromage posted:

Bob Loblaw's hog logs?

I would read Bob Loblaw's hog logs blog.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Wanamingo posted:






A Swedish classic

This version was real, and just quietly went away after a few months.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

steinrokkan posted:

Wait, what, is that just generic banana-flavoured paste, or banana-flavoured caviar? (Which would be awful beyond belief)

Kalles Banan was the regular cod roe paste with added mashed banana.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Xen Tricks posted:

Was there ever any public explanation from the company as to why they decided that was something that needed to exist?

Most people like to put Kalles Kaviar on egg sandwiches. Some people like to put it on cheese sandwiches. A few weirdos apparently put it on a sliced banana sandwich. So they expanded their line with Kalles with eggs, Kalles with cheese and Kalles with banana.

Egg and cheese kalles is still around, but the banana flavor only lasted a few months. It was probably mostly a marketing gimmick.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

CuteStorm posted:

Vegan pizza.


Why does everyone seem to gently caress up vegan pizza?

You make a thin pizza with regular marinara sauce, thinly sliced vegetables like onion, mushroom, tomato, olives. Oregano.

Then bake it.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Tiggum posted:


Looks like some sort of preserved fruit in syrup.

Lichee

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

On it's way to pressgurka, Swedish cucumber salad. Fresh seedless cucumbers, salt, sugar, vinegar and parsley.

This is one of the traditional sides for Swedish meatballs.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Meatloaf Princess :allears: makes a refreshing beverage with...a porthole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uamuDnK9wcc

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