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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I suppose creamed corn wrestling counts as AFP.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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If you consumer dinosaur flesh, do you absorb its powers?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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RareAcumen posted:

is that a double banana

It's a squash banan

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Somehow they look like cobras that have fangs coming out of their eyes. Kind of unnerving.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Alaois posted:

canadian taco bell has fries???????

If there's one thing I can take away from the anti food porn threads, it's that Canada apparently has a really strong fast food game that's more awesome than atrocious.

Proud to be :canada:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I have quite a few international friends and if ever they ask me what white people food is I'll just send them a bunch of cream of mushroom recipes.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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PCOS Bill posted:

I don't know a single vegetarian/vegan who's actually happy with their lives.


Makes you think.

Oh this is just too easy.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Real talk: I eat a few vegan meals every now and then because they're actually made well and don't pretend to be anything else. Except for grilled portabello caps as a burger substitute because it's loving amazing.

That being said, the following classic is not one of those meals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng

Also, does anyone have that video of the lady from Boston who made gluten free bread or something, admits it tastes like poo poo, then keeps eating anyway? I love her.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Have beets on burgers. Seriously. I did in some small town in Queensland and I was sad when I was done eating. It was so good.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I'm not too sure why, but really finely pureed raw meat makes me want to vomit.

Blended Krang has been difficult to scroll past.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Art piece.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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EorayMel posted:

Fruit gives 50 health!




fruit salad

The sound it makes is SLORP

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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The first picture made my stomach hurt by proxy.

Edit: Would the gently caress out of #46 though

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Molecular gastronomy Hot and Sour "Tampons"

:laffo: this thread is on its cycle

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I'm honestly surprised at the lack of death attributed to these threads so far.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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They look like disease.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I am sad now

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Oh yeah! The T-Rex skull!

Nobody's posted that Boston lady's gluten free "Tastes like poo poo" video yet. :(

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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If it was a super thick slice of any kind of white cheese, fuckin would to the ends of the Earth and back

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I want "Caramelized Vegetable Medley" to be my theme song.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Clearly that's a deconstructed sandwich, you plebe.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Scathach posted:

Chocolate Pebbles plus a packet of French vanilla white coco powder mixed into the marshmallow goo. Yep.




Plinkey posted:

What is this, a poor man's Carnegie Deli sandwich?



These are artisanal sandwiches for geologists, you can't fool me



SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Inzombiac posted:

I've never had a cucumber soda that I didn't love. Goshdamnfuck

Not anti-porn but I recently had an elk burger with spicy mayo and carmalized onions and it made me want to gently caress my own face. I'd be very happy if I had access to elk all the time.

I had one that had hoisin, hot sauce, and cucumber. Actually, I think I had it 5 times. It was tasty.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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NotAnArtist posted:

a bowl of diarrhea and a bunch of squirrel tails?

The corn came out whole. Still edible.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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We recently tore apart a really old mattress that had a layer of fibers in it that looked just like that.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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As someone who gets digestive pain from both dairy and candy this makes me want to die.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Simply Simon posted:

Horse hair? Those mattresses almost murdered little old secretly-allergic-to-horses me...

From what I looked up after I posted, it's coconut fiber and apparently pretty popular. Couldn't find any reason why aside from "ORGANIC" though. The mattress was over 20 years old, which I thought predated the organic craze so it's an interesting situation.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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What is the tip of the pizza supposed to even be if she's wearing a bra to cover her cheese tits? It ain't clothes I tell you what

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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gay but cute tho posted:

my mom used to make this all the time when i was little, except the onions were substituted for loose corn or canned green beans, it's pretty ok but i hated the vegetables :shrug:

Try it again but with black beans, corn, and fresh diced tomato. I had those in a pulled pork panini the other day and it was loving amazing. I could eat black beans in probably anything.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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gently caress all this poo poo, I'm going to McDonalds

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Maybe they sauteed the onions in butter instead of vegetable oil. Sounds pretty good, I have to say.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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TontoCorazon posted:

Buttery onions sounds like they just drenched onions in melted butter.

If they were sauteed first, totally would.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

SHUT UP!! Dunkaroo Dip.

Mentally ended reading this with "You can't tell me what to do!" and laughed like an idiot.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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I ate a leaf pizza last night/this morning



Spinach, banana peppers, pineapple, onion, and korma sauce

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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steinrokkan posted:

Don't call flatbreads pizza.

Oh great, here come the loving pizza rules

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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The Skittles aren't enough, add another tablespoon of sugar. I long for diabetes death!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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ACES CURE PLANES posted:



gently caress.

This doesn't even look like steak. This looks like what you would scrape off the rocks at the base of a cliff if someone fell off of it.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Pickled vaginas.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Tony Bologna posted:

Sure, but they look like hot trash.

Well trash me the gently caress up because I'm hungry now.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

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Yeah but why cover it in jizz

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