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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

We use pineapple and eggs.

Bear witness and wish you were here!

http://www.kumascorner.com/menu#Burgers

And then watch a Canadian eat one in his car and spill all over himself like a....well, like a Canadian would:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUmn9QNaLvg

No Strapping Young Lad/Devin Townsed burger? Shameful.

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeah, hospital food is under-seasoned mostly because there are a lot of cardiac/low sodium patients. That and we have to go easy on the seasoning for the old folks. If you want it to taste like something, ask for extra salt or whatever seasoning you want for it.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RareAcumen posted:

Mayyyybe I should've put that in the food trend thread.

Is it a GWS thread or here in PYF? Sounds like a good thread.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sure we do! There's Cooking Cockups and Dinner Disiasters, a good thread.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiggum posted:

I just jumped to near the end (rather than reading through the entire thread) and there's someone worried about how to cook ordinary supermarket sausages and several people telling him to use a meat thermometer. :psyduck:

We love our thermometers, they're useful tools. And yeah, I was gonna say the threads not very busy. But it's one I enjoy.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PCOS Bill posted:

You don't need a thermometer for a sausage.

Need? You don't, you're right. But it helps people learn when something is done without overcooking. Or meet a particular doneness.
:chef:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0&hd=1

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NewFatMike posted:

What possible duty could mayonnaise be pulling to necessitate heavy duty? It's not an approved industrial lubricant for anything. This isn't diesel-powered mayonnaise.

WHY DO YOU CALL IT THAT, DUKE? TELL ME. THE SLURPING AND SLOSHING HAUNT ME STILL.

Heavy duty mayo has more egg yolk, it stays stable/in emulsification longer.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hospital cook infopost. A lot of the food is bland because it has to be made for everyone, especially low sodium/cardiac patients. If you want flavor, ask for salt. Assuming of course that the meals are made to order, rather than everyone gets the same thing for each meal.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
e - accidental emptyquote. Dang plugins.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

http://www.shearers.com/savory-italian-sausage-peppers-potato-chips
These are delicious.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Schwa posted:

I purchased and consumed both hot dog and lasagna flavoured chips for this thread, but they were both so aggressively mediocre it wasn't worth writing them up. thanks for nothing, Serbia :argh:

If you're talking about Shearer's Hot Dog chips, we will have WORDS young wo/man. :argh:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

InediblePenguin posted:

Did you know you can buy a plastic bucket full of instant bread and all you have to do is add water and let it sit

http://www.homecarenutrition.com/pureed-bread-mix

We have these in the Nutrition Services dept. at the hospital I work at. http://www.homecarenutrition.com/magic-cup-fzn-dessert-van-org-creme-30-4-floz

I tried the orange one once. They taste awful. We also have pureed shaped Hormel meat & veggie patty things. Never seen them used, but they probably also taste awful. http://www.homecarenutrition.com/products/thickened-foods/thick-easyr-puree not these, but close enough.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

UWBW posted:



Absolutely would, though

Even the shoes? Also a waste of Wagyu.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's what I do now, though most of the time I'm out front in the bistro. Rather than the room service line. The saddest things I've seen were pureed french toast, pancakes, pizza, and grilled cheese. The most awful looking are salmon and tuna salad. :gonk:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
e - accidental double post.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's minimally destructive. Barring, say, boiling something to death. Cooking some foods makes it more nutritious, like meats. Or tomatoes.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

blunt for century posted:

Feel free to share weird rear end cocktail recipes y'all try when having to deal with family, everyone! :getin:

Diet Cherry RC Cola + 2ish shots of Fireball. Would not recommend. It was a random idea, no family annoyances. Just a post-work drink.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It can look it, it just doesn't taste like it. It tastes like sadness.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

Honestly, every day should be Judas Priest Friday.

If Van Canto covered Judas Priest ever, imagine me posting that here. Have this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwzLSYZ2P8&hd=1

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whiteyfats posted:

I think you'll find cilantro is the devil's herb. So loving gross. Mmm, a mouthful of dishwashing soap, that's what this burrito needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iqYuFmzqg&hd=1

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Subjunctive posted:

What animal do you think the rib meat is from? Chickens don't have much.

Arguably, chicken breast is rib meat.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grand Fromage posted:

Usually when they say chicken rib meat they mean the tenderloin bit, with the white piece of uh. Tough collagen or something running down the middle?

This is true, yes.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mng posted:

Also gently caress you if you disqualify beans.

Sorry that you're wrong, and a monster.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

How I thought caramel was made as a child:

1. Fill a saucepan with sugar
2. Set heat to medium
3. Check back in a while

It didn't work out quite as I'd hoped.

You're actually not to far off though, assuming you don't know it now.

And that's definitely a restaurant kitchen. The hand sink with paper towels and the blue handle on the other pot are a dead giveaway of restaurant supply store pots.

The molten pot's sitting on the wash sink, most likely.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Railing Kill posted:

This is pro click as gently caress.

So many.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I need to see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/Foodfight/70045271

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Or this, yeah. I should have known it'd be on youtube.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I heart bacon posted:

I bet it would be. Also sausage gravy over hash browns is good, too. Forgot to mention it earlier.

Hash browns covered, smothered, and country. Yes.

Also I'm Yankee as all hell, but I love grits.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Tim Horton's / Burger King is buying up Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen. I'm hoping for some brand synergy here, so I can finally eat a Tim Horton's Popeye's Chicken doughnut! With Blackened Ranch filling!

Don't tempt us with things that are unlikely to happen.

Also Timmy's is garbage, at least in the states. Sorry Canadians. Even Krispy Kreme is better, not to mention a local cheap place.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WZLJpMOxS4

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Barkeepers Friend.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Go back and ask for one with jelly or custard. I can see that, actually working.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Millennial Sexlord posted:

It never clicked with me until number 4. The open world really did the series good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzfNrkJ-3mE&hd=1

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Vape the hot dog slush, cash crab.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Time for a new edition of crap corporate recipes.

First up are Southern Caramelized Vidalia Onions

http://www.coca-colacompany.com/stories/food/2012/recipes-southern-caramelized-vidalias

Why would you do this to us Coke. Why would anyone ruin onions like that. Microwaved for 30 minutes? :barf:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Don't forget to pour the leftover liquid on rice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6VSWCs7d1w&hd=1&t=4s

El Estrago Bonito posted:

OK but, like, cherry coke is a really really good thing for marinating meat, especially chicken and pulled pork. And if you make a reduction coke makes an excellent glaze or base for teriyaki.

It's also a good base for barbecue sauce. But that...travesty, that's just sad.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Arcsquad12 posted:

Is that mold or is it supposed to be camouflage coloured?

Cake Wrecks watermark, it's *supposed* to be camo I'm pretty sure.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Man, the chickencheese thread is great. A classic of GWS.

We were forum ambassadors. Bridging the hatred between subforums with chickencheese. It went to PI at one point too I think.

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Snoo posted:



(just in time!)

we tried the cheeseburger ones yesterday, they were okay. I'm unsure if the corn would taste like corn chips or like.... corn-flavoured chips..........

If the hot dog ones are anything like the Shearer's Hot Dog chips. Would. They taste like relish and mustard, mostly.

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