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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Croatoan posted:

:shrug: I thought it was. The Hellman's olive oil kind is like almost half the regular so I made an assumption?

Probably because it's also half water. That's what they do with industrial stuff to cut the costs.

That's why you don't buy something as basic as mayo, you make it.

Also I checked the ingredients and it's mostly canola oil with a hint of olive oil. More than 25 percent olive oil in your mayo and it is going to taste gross.


Mayo is fat. Butter is fat. That's why it tastes good. Just use good ingredients and eat half of it if you want 50% less calories. Way better than industrial poo poo.

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Brawnfire posted:

I've contemplated before how "whipped" you could make mayo...

There's legit a mousseline mayo recipe where you beat the egg whites and add them to your finished mayo at the end.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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.Z. posted:

Made ducknaise with a duck egg and duck fat. It feels like I crossed a karmic line somewhere.

Mother and child, eventually reunited.

Thank you

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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PiratePing posted:

except the foie gras, which is fried in goose fat

WTF. Foie gras is already pure fat, what kind of mad man would add more fat to the pan? I'm sorry but your in laws are dishonoring French cooking

SpaceGoatFarts
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The Saddest Rhino posted:

Have you cooked it before?

All the time. You never add fat when cooking a foie gras. You just sear it in a pan and it immediately renders fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBO2a590Pug

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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I'm cooking burgers tonight so I made a truffle mayo. 2 egg yolks, dijon mustard with mustard seeds, white balsamic vinegar, 4 seeds oil, salt and pepper.

e: I forgot but also some powderized dried ceps and of cours a hint of truffle infused olive oil

It still looks gross like all mayo but it tastes like heaven

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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I can believe water will make mayo whiter since they add it in industrial mayo because it's cheaper.

But I also strongly believe the egg yolk quality is the determining factor in making the mayo yellow, especially when I've never seen any recipe for homemade mayo which includes water. In my recipe I've been quite generous in vinegar and mustard (which is even more vinegar) but the yolks were also a very deep orange color. I believe that color can vary wildly based on what the chicken is fed.



Grass fed chicken egg yolks are always darker and I suppose it's not the kind of eggs used for industrial mayo

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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LordSaturn posted:

what do you :mayo: folks do with the egg whites? that's the main thing stopping me from trying, as my kebab garlic sauce is almost out

I might do something outlandish like try to use bacon fat, but probably it will just be olive oil because it's what I have and it'll work mechanically

Meringues, pisco sours, or you can just fry them for breakfast

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Andre the giant has a frosting

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Surprised they didn't call it a bruschetta or a pan con tomate

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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AntifoodPorn.txt







TAPEWORM SHOT

1 oz. (30ml) Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Mayonnaise
Dashes Tabasco
Black Pepper

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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It's legit, and it's also very not food porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w&t=197s



e:



e2: also just came back from skiing in Savoie and the roasted bone marrow I ordered in a very good restaurant was served with mustard ice cream.

that was... strange but ok

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Pastry of the Year posted:

also that tapeworm shot is one of the nastiest things I've ever seen in this thread, so congrats

THANK YOU! WORKING HARD





SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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That looks a perfectly normal cheese omel....aaaaaaaaah why is there a tapeworm on it?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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no poutine rules

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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I want to know the historical reasons that resulted in American pastrami sandwiches being multiple dozens of slices of meat high. It must be the result of a conflict escalation or something similar.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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SlothfulCobra posted:

It's soap.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/soapylove/496306086

Edit: It feels like a crime to make soap that looks a lot like food



SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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My Lovely Horse posted:

What about food that looks a lot like soap?

What about food that looks like an anus?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Iron Crowned posted:

This is not the face of someone about to enjoy a delicious pizza

This is

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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LifeSunDeath posted:

bet this was 10 dollars.

It looks like it was in Eastern Europe, like Bulgaria or something. If it's the case it was probably cheap and just a side/entrée.

Also probably fresh local ingredients.

So, would, and would add some olive oil and salt and pepper

e: Slovenia apparently. So yes good chance the tomatoes and cheese are tasty and not too expensive

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Schubalts posted:

Change the cheese to sliced mozzarella and you've got most of a caprese salad.

Change the cheese to feta and you have a big part of a Greek salad.

It's like tomatoes and fresh local cheese is a staple of the Mediterranean :)

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Serious lack of inertia dampening on this pizz

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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angerbeet posted:

I won't drink La Croix because they intentionally pronounce it wrong and I'm just French enough to be extremely petty about that.

If you are French enough you won't drink La Croix because it's actually bleach

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Gordon Ramsay's infamous placenta omelette

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Agreed. I was thinking "looks really good so far" and then they drenched that condiment in oil for no apparent reason. But without the oil, totally would

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Iron Crowned posted:

That's a homemade pizza. Frozen and take 'n bakes have a less malleable crust.

yes, they are pre-baked

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