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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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My Lovely Horse posted:

I'd like for this to be understood in a purely hypothetical way: if I said that specifically the mayonnaise pizza sucks, would I then have to make the mayonnaise pizza?

If you don't like mayo pizza then you get this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Sodium Chloride posted:

You should cook the pizza though.

This is pizza Lunchables erasure.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I think we were discussing how to improve the taste of Caesar dog food.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Diet everything is bad, anyone who prefers artificial sweeteners has simply trained their body to reject the :biotruths: that sugar in water is delicious.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I never realized so many people cooked with hot dogs before I saw all the lovely home recipes on the internet. I am very pro-hot dog but you just loving cook them and eat them. Put them on a bun or don't, add some condiments and grab a side.

If you want to put meat in a dish at least get something that's actually labeled sausage.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I think it's mostly 'meat' too, there aren't too many weird buggy parts sticking out. Like someone else said, that's that part that really skyrockets the ick factor.

I tried grilled crickets at some bar once and they came with no legs and head off and at that point pretty much looked (and kind of tasted) like a flat chicken wing.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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They don't look like 3D printed dildos but they have something like this at every würstel stand in Austria. It's just a giant metal spike attached to the counter that they impale the bread on before making your hot dog. This gif makes the idea very unpleasnt though.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Dippin Dots are p good but that's because ice cream is good, it's mostly a novelty presentation. If you're obsessed with great ice cream you would probably go to some gourmet ice cream shop instead, but on the flipside I bet really high quality ice cream would be great in dot form.

The dumb thing that makes my broke brain really angry is that people conflate Dippin Dots, "the ice cream of the future," with packaged freeze-dried ice cream, or "astronaut ice cream." They're different and apparently I care.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Iron Crowned posted:

I bet I could get provel at Jungle Jim's

gently caress I forgot about Jungle Jim's, I wish I still had all my plastic drink animals

edit: oh, this was not about the lovely exotic-style restaurant

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Admiral Joeslop posted:

I've got the soap gene but have forced myself to get over it and love cilantro.

Isn't the "asparagus makes your pee stink" gene linked to the cilantro one, or even the same one?

I'm not sure if those genes are linked or not, but the trivia I do know is that asparagus pee smell itself is not related to genetics, it's the ability to smell it. ALL asparagus pee is funky, i.e. it contains whatever chemicals make it smell weird, but only certain people have the genes that allow them to smell that extra smell.


https://twitter.com/Newegg/status/1275214151376179200

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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This is all I think of when I see a dipping sauce cornucopia for fried foods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gqD1aNkJZk

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I would begrudgingly eat all of these because eggs are great, but it does make me appreciate how perfect the yolk/white ratio is in a normal egg. thanks mother nature

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I went to the Tillamook factory last year and they basically have giant cheese printers. It owns.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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That butter omelet has real Greasy Strangler “lubricate the world” energy.

https://i.imgur.com/RfgpBTG.mp4

I don’t know if this is AFP or OSHA

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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gschmidl posted:

A bit of both, yes.



Would get in the meat bath

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I've seen some tiny as poo poo kitchens in NYC but I feel like "my kitchen is too small" is usually code for "there is already stuff all over my counters".

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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LifeSunDeath posted:

not sure why but I just thought of something:

Buffalo Chicken Hand Sanitizer

I'm calling the thought police.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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You have been sentenced to drink a buffalo chicken milkshake.



http://www.lunchblogkc.com/2011/11/30-rocks-buffalo-chicken-shake.html

https://twitter.com/franksredhot/status/1245380585658429445

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I always thought LA Beast was a paragon of health and responsibility compared to Shoenice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csyFHOzqhMk&t=61s

This is the guy who chugs handles of alcohol and then pukes it all up and gets alcohol poisoning for his viewers.

edit: if the sound he makes at 1:45 isn't anti-food porn then I don't know what is

Ror has a new favorite as of 17:42 on Oct 18, 2020

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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The wine thing that is AFP to me is the kalimotxo. It's half red wine and half Coke and apparently huge in Spain.

I learned it as a "katemba" from a South African friend who said it was also popular there. He always insisted on Merlot and Diet Coke specifically.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I'm going to take a stand and say that I am anti-centipede. I might get some pushback on this but I'm sticking by it.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Facebook Aunt posted:

As food or just in general?

Just in general. No thank you.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Getting some real Umbrella Corporation vibes from those food scientists.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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LifeSunDeath posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1TWvXwgKr0

we were talking about people who eat only mac and cheese, and gag eating brussels sprouts, and this lady came up and we all just like did a little challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLi75t2IoTM

I guess this thread broke me, I watched a little of this video and then immediately went to the kitchen to try a spoonful of cornstarch.

It's pretty gross, the texture is neat at first but it pulls all the moisture out of your mouth and gets all gummy. I have no idea how she is eating that much without a drink. I also thought it might be a tiny bit sweet but it just tastes pretty flour-y to me.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Dust my wets and chill my hoops.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Marx Was A Lib posted:

publix. praise publix.

No Publix on the west coast. :(

I miss those subs.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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oh, it's a potato fountain

https://vimeo.com/26038222

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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krinklechip posted:

buk. buBUk. bu baaawWWWWWWWK!!

https://www.inverse.com/article/49843-r-wtf-long-egg-how-did-it-happen posted:

McGrath was, however, a bit worried when she first heard the bird laying. Chickens normally cluck aggressively when they lay eggs, but this was different, she says.

“I actually thought she was being attacked,” said McGrath, of her 1-year-old Australorp x Rhode Island Red cross named Belinda. “And she didn’t stop squawking and flapping her wings for a good few minutes. I didn’t know what the hell was going on… until I saw The Egg.”

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I'm having trouble imagining anything appetizing that can be made with that ingredient list. Let's see some Chopped contestants deal with that poo poo.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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TheAardvark posted:

It's called spiegeleierkuchen :feelings:

I can't unsee the eggs and these google image results are just loving me up even more. :psyduck:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Huh, apparently it's basically a real Depression era dish called water pie and he just replaced the water with Sprite. They come out of the oven kind of watery but then you refrigerate it and the liquid sort of sets.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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LifeSunDeath posted:

good news everyone:


False advertising IMO, it's a bucket filled with a bunch of separate packages of mac and cheese. If you sell food in a bucket I expect it to be a giant slop container.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Good ice cream is like good butter. Avoid lovely margarine and frozen dessert product, but the regular middle-of-the-road stuff is fine and you can go your whole life enjoying it greatly. However, if you ever get the super expensive stuff only made with high-quality dairy you immediately realize how much more delicious and decadent it is.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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TheAardvark posted:

you should have said the ham is there because it slaps then

If you want it to slap you need to use a hot pickle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGYTlLcuxXc

real talk: i have no idea what a hot pickle is

fake edit: cursed snipe

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Cartoon Man posted:

What the hell is in the fourth pan? A tray of mustard?

I thought it was that or some other terrible hollandaisish sauce at first, but after applying some critical thinking I have determined that it's gravy. Like, totally garbage package gravy or something.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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The homemade stuff isn’t terrible but if you’re an aficionado you really owe it to yourself to go to a natural hot mayonnaise spring and try some fresh from the source.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Thought this was the almighty loaf at first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y35eBZ6K7U

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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spankmeister posted:

I really enjoy tongue as a cold cut in a charcuterie shark coochie platter.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Lib and let die posted:

italians_mad_at_food

Mamma says that the water should taste like the sea!

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