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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
I posted this in the last thread, here's an uncanny flourless carrot cake.

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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Are there any grilled cheese rules? This is just too much stuff for me.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Would anyone like some chicken noodles soup?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
I wonder if the steamed horse is like a steamed pork bun. That could actually be good.

Would anyone like some chocolate caviar?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

Polyseme posted:

Wrong thread for that video, friend.

I'm sure it's tasty. I just find spherical gel food kinda odd.

What about this vegan gluten free samosa?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Doritos Consommé

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Have a giant vegan egg.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
When I was at university the local high street had street food stalls in the open air market. Mostly doughnuts and chips, sometimes there was a sketchy dude selling fish out the back of his van.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

Aesop Poprock posted:

Alright sorry but I want one of these. I don't even know what I'd do with it



Isn't there a burger shaped cat bed too?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

That looks a lot like something my mum makes that she calls 'ugly pasta'. Celery, onions, garlic, red pepper flakes, black pepper and brown lentils simmered in veggie stock, then you add ditalini pasta. It looks like beige death but holy poo poo it's good.

edit: wow that's a lot of pages back.

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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
How about some chicken tartare instead?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
A good pizza needs an inch or so of Stilton and gold leaf and foie gras.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

UWBW posted:

The very next thing I pulled out of my soup was an entire crab, still whole, that looks like it had just been chucked directly into the pot.

Or maybe it just fell in...

:barf:

Maybe it was one of these crabs?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
I'm sure this is probably good but I don't like how it bulges when it folds.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

Shnicker posted:

I'm only putting this here because I think it would be afp for most people. I personally would eat about 100 of these durian lava buns in Bangkok.
(The link is a public FB video.)

https://www.facebook.com/PhoenixLava/videos/1690990727611747/

This is the money shot...


Where's that exploding burger bun video?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Would anyone like a samosa?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
On the subject of worms.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

RoboRodent posted:

Cooking sometimes does eliminate an allergen. Tomatoes are apparently infamous for this. Myself, I'm allergic to snap peas but only if they're raw.

Which is tragic, because I used to eat raw snap peas like candy. Sigh.

I know someone who said they were allergic to apples but I've also seen them drinking cider - can fermentation have the same effect?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

So what's actually happening there? Did they not use enough oil and the chocolate's trying to reharden? Or did they not melt the chocolate enough in the first place? Or did they put like... rice krispies or something in there too?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
A while ago someone was asking about a video of a monstrous taco in Brazil and I think I know which video they mean, but I can't find it either. I hope this classic pizza video helps job someone else's memory about it...

Actual food porn, here's how to eat a whole lamb.

(could be a sheep or a goat, either way looks good to me.)

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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Did I miss chicken breast chat? :smith:

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I have a friend who once ate whole edamame with the pod because he thought it was green beans.

When we explained him how to eat the soja beans he insisted eating the whole pod wasn't that bad

My parents did the same thing when they went to Japan, and didn't bring it up until I ordered some edamame pods at a restaurant a while later when they were back home because they thought I'd hate them.

I can't remember if it's a stand-up bit or someone just retelling via post, but anyone else remember the dude who would collect up everyone else's empty pods and eat them? :gonk:

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

Yep, that's the one :barf:

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
4:40 for North Korean noodles, speaking of NK foods. (Not in NK though.)

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

uber_stoat posted:

step carefully



I read a news story about this poo poo where some dumbass ate some leftover pasta that had been sitting on a counter for a week and he immediately dropped dead.

I saw a video about this, and another one on the same channel has an incident where a woman got duped into drinking a shitload of soy sauce because the internet told her to.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

Schubalts posted:

Chicken breast doesn't need saving. It just needs people to not blame their ingredients when they gently caress up a meal. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyaxDWLe6A4

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

gschmidl posted:

Austria's right next to Italy, and you can get high-quality pizza basically anywhere for less money. Pizza Hut is - as far as I know - the only big international pizza chain that ever attempted to exist here, so that's what I'm basing it on.

I feel like there was a goon who posted lovely authentic Italian pizza trip reports in this thread years back, or maybe it was a twitter...

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Would anyone like some ostrich?

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

Harvey Mantaco posted:

You know those really stylistically produced gifs and videos that only show the hands of the person making it and they always seem to make overproduced garbage food? If I wanted to find a whole bunch of those does anybody know where I could do that?

'Five Minute Crafts' and their billion derivatives along with anything else that shows up on the autoplay box like Blossom, over on youtube.

For example.

Also I like Tasty :colbert: Sometimes they make good videos.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Eat your salmon.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Even the crappiest sundried tomato is still better than normal tomatoes so just use those wherever you'd use a raw tomato imo.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSU9ZFd0lhc

Hard would on the fried one, would probably try the scrambled chive one and like it, gotta pass on the raw one.

(Also this channel's pretty great for good food in general)

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

"Sometimes you make mistakes, okay? And I think today I'm gonna make one."

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Not so much anti-food porn but food frustration.

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

TheAardvark posted:

people loving eat boxfish???

You can eat so many different kinds of fish.

This guy's whole channel is basically him showing you how to cook almost everything from the ocean you can think of - and one time an electric eel for some reason. He's a registered puffer chef too so they also pop up frequently and those things get surprisingly big. Not all the videos are subtitled but there's playlists that are kept updated with the subtitled episodes out there, they aren't hard to find. (Also his cat is cute.)

Obviously not a click if you can't handle fish butchery (sometimes they come to him live, which he kills on camera), but the videos are genuinely fascinating.

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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
I see the 'cook things in bacon fat!' chat and I raise you 'cook things in wagyu fat!'.

Also I didn't get a picture because I didn't order it, but when I was in hospital with covid one of the main meal options on the menu form they gave me was grated cheese and nothing else. It wasn't even marked as the 'calorie dense' option.

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