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Nooner posted:sorry about your ex gf, if it makes you feel any better you can probably convince her to let you pork her without a rubber since like, hey who cares if she gets preggo I don't wanna Besides what if I get it too I guess a handy would be ok
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drat, sounds like you straight up killed that pussy
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Don Tacorleone posted:Maybe I should get my dick checked You probably at least want to find out whether she has one of the HPV-caused cancers, because there may come a time when you care about potentially passing that on to someone else.
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Lolie posted:You probably at least want to find out whether she has one of the HPV-caused cancers, because there may come a time when you care about potentially passing that on to someone else. 80% of adults have HPV. If you've had sex with more than 1-2 people, you have HPV. Getting the vaccine would have helped, covered under insurance for people 26 and under in the US.
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Mar 5, 2016 04:32
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I had cancer in one of my balls but a doctor lopped it off and now I'm OK. Has she considered having her vagina removed?
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Mar 5, 2016 04:36
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Why did your poison penis cancer her vagina bro? That's pretty cold.
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Lolie posted:You probably at least want to find out whether she has one of the HPV-caused cancers, because there may come a time when you care about potentially passing that on to someone else. For that matter, he could have long been a carrier for a cancer causing HPV; OP might want to get that checked out in case you need to let other exes know they're at risk. Cantorsdust posted:80% of adults have HPV. If you've had sex with more than 1-2 people, you have HPV. Getting the vaccine would have helped, covered under insurance for people 26 and under in the US. Yeah, but there are specific variants that cause a much higher incidence of cancer, so, no, most adults do not have *that* HPV.
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Mar 5, 2016 04:39
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if you busted a big ol nut insider her and she got pregnant would the baby be born with cancer too?? 
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Nooner posted:if you busted a big ol nut insider her and she got pregnant would the baby be born with cancer too??
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Blitter posted:For that matter, he could have long been a carrier for a cancer causing HPV; OP might want to get that checked out in case you need to let other exes know they're at risk. Dang How do I even ask about this?? does it say in the "You got Cancer!" Report page???
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Mar 5, 2016 04:42
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You could always support her every way you can so you can feel good about yourself/tell people how you stayed by your ex-gf's side till the end to look good
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dog buttz posted:You could always support her every way you can so you can feel good about yourself/tell people how you stayed by your ex-gf's side till the end to look good I got my own problems, dog buttz I'll definitely send some money her way every week, but what if she's one of those that lives for 5 years in a miserable state I don't even like hospitals, I might visit or she can drop by in between chemo but soft pass on that one
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Mar 5, 2016 04:48
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Are you gonna re-name your dick to Plague Giver? I sure as gently caress would, were I in that situation.
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Mar 5, 2016 04:54
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turgid tumorgiver
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Mar 5, 2016 04:56
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im sorry buddy, thats a hard pill to swallow. iwishing yall the best :<
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Mar 5, 2016 04:59
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tell her to adopt some cats and then find someone else to adopt the cats, from her, and then parlay this into a book/miniseries. Call it the cats of my cancerous vagine
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Enfield posted:im sorry buddy, thats a hard pill to swallow. iwishing yall the best :< Thanks Enfield you're a great person and I hope you're having a good night of posting here in GBS
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Internetjack posted:When I clicked on the thread I was expecting a punchline like "but then I pulled my dick out,and she was cured!" He's a real rear end in a top hat that didn't even try to pull out his dick
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Mar 5, 2016 05:01
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has her bull from when you two dated also been made aware?
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sounds like she will never be the head of a major corporation (because she is going to die soon and is also unemployed)
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Mar 5, 2016 05:04
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:Why did she lose her job? She should sue for wrongful termination like in the movie Philadelphia because she stopped dating op and couldn't anymore masturbate retards at home
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Mar 5, 2016 05:10
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Hogge Wild posted:because she stopped dating op and couldn't anymore masturbate retards at home
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Mar 5, 2016 05:13
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I learned from this thread that you're all better people than I am. "Hey ex babbay I got poosay cancer." "Oh okay feel real bad about that bye" raton fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Mar 5, 2016 05:16
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she pum pum no good
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honestly i wish the best for everybody or whatever but due to my drug withdrawals and being blacklisted from the nearby hospital i feel like if i am still alive then just everyone else keep onbeing alive they said they found a stone in one of my organs on the full chest xray they did of me, problem is i dont know which organ instead of freaking out i realized whats the loving difference, i'm never goin' back read the last 4 words like deniros final words in michael mann's 1995 'heat'
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Mar 5, 2016 05:30
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it is my greatest fear that i will get vagina cancer
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Mar 5, 2016 05:30
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if you get vagina cancer cant you just like, you know, go trans* i mean i feel like thats a total life hack, drop the vag and get a weener -- bye bye cancer!
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Mar 5, 2016 05:47
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OP you should also check your balls to make sure that when you flooded her pussy w/ your rancid seed that the cancer didn't come from there either anyway healthy balls should have a smooth "glassy" texture so gl w/ that
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Mar 5, 2016 06:04
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Don Tacorleone posted:I got my own problems, dog buttz nah dude if she's in late stage III that means that it's gonna go runnin throughout the rest of her body real soon so no worries there
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Mar 5, 2016 06:12
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Have you checked if your dick is radioactive op?
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Mar 5, 2016 06:13
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Buy her a ticket to Canadia. I think they got some good healthcares over there.
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Mar 5, 2016 06:40
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If you're in Mexico can't you just promise yourself to be a drug mule and get the mafia to pay for the best treatment available?
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Mar 5, 2016 06:44
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gently caress her in her cancer pussy like your dick got the cure
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Mar 5, 2016 06:49
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Good riddance.
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Mar 5, 2016 06:58
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Tony Homo posted:Good riddance. لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله Not sure what that means but is decapitation anywhere in that?
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Mar 5, 2016 07:12
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My ex was a bitch too and she has
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Tony Homo posted:Not sure what that means but is decapitation anywhere in that? there is no word in arabic for decapitation, because it's not something that ever requires any discussion
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:there is no word in arabic for decapitation, because it's not something that ever requires any discussion I have faith that Trump will avenge me.
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