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Tigren summed it up. I'm living in the past. Through Him, in Him, with Him. In the unity of Il Bruce. All glory and honor is yours Almighty Bruce. Forever and ever. #racetoseis Let's not embarrass ourselves you fucks.
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foobardog posted:I like to hate Bruce Arena. It'll be weird to not have him to moan about everything. His ultimate goal is to work for the league. He wants to have Joe Torre's job. Wouldn't that be glorious? He could complain about his own press conferences.
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Mar 6, 2016 20:13
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I can't believe we won that game. And that Mike Magee still has his magic powers of stealth and making defenses forget he exists. Starter Injury list: Kennedy, Johnny Two Saints, Gerrard, Van Damme.
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Mar 7, 2016 15:37
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Hungryjack posted:Remember when LA traded Mike Magee away and they tried to pretend it was what everyone wanted? Well that was on Mike. We were going to give them Jimenez or some scrub, but dude decided he wanted to go home.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:00
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Apparently, he has been sick all week and would have come off at half had Kennedy and Gio not needed subs. You know it's torture to Bruce to use even one sub before the 65th minute.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:37
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The schedule this week:code:
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Mar 10, 2016 21:36
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That or just watch for free on their website.
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Mar 11, 2016 16:19
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It never ceases to amaze me how MLB and NFL teams can get cities to basically bankrupt themselves for the privilege of housing a team.
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Mar 12, 2016 17:36
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CaptainYesterday posted:I'm still amazed the Revs not only still play in an NFL stadium, but have no plans to move out. Like, you'd think in 21 years Robert Kraft would do something. Because until like 18 months ago, it was a lie they'd been feeding their supporters since Day 1.
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Mar 15, 2016 04:06
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It also boils down to most of us having to deal with insufferable ex-pats extolling the glory days of Luton Town and how because they have an accent they know more about the game than us.
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Mar 18, 2016 23:13
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Hungryjack posted:Is that the homeless guy in question shown in the tweet? drat beaten. I was going to ask if how many neck tattoos he had or if he ran an artisanal mustache wax business on Etsy.
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Mar 21, 2016 18:24
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CaptainYesterday posted:I'm guessing the rest of the land won't be for sale, and Beckhan will be screwed, because that's how his fortunes with Miami have been. The rest is owned by the city.
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Mar 25, 2016 18:06
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SeaTard posted:I thought Garber promised to stop scheduling games during the international breaks. He gave the teams the choice. The ones playing today opted in.
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Mar 26, 2016 20:09
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4-6 weeks. At least we won a couple games early that we would usually have tied or lost. Hopefully this means McBean gets more chances with the first team.
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Apr 1, 2016 02:01
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Yeah it was a red. So was Borchers' 2 tackles on Zardes in the first half. Both got yellows. The refereeing was horseshit all game. In an MLS game. By a FIFA referee who does CONCACAF games. News at 11. This is what happens when the press, internet, and 'Ard Men whinge and moan about there being too many red cards issued and it's destroying the game. The refs get more conservative and we're back to where we need to be giving out more reds.
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Apr 11, 2016 18:40
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Welcome to GBS posted:The first was MAYBE worth of a red card (though he definitely got the ball first) and the second it was incredibly clear after replay that he never touched Zardes. I mean I guess if by not touching him you mean missing the ball entirely and kicking him in the ankles, then yeah, he didn't touch him. But he tackled him from behind, as Zardes was in on goal with just the keeper in front of him, with no contact on the ball. You could either get Borchers for DOGSO for the tackle when he was the last man, or you could get him for the tackle from behind.
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Apr 11, 2016 20:48
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Hey guys! Did everyone else have a great weekend... Oh. Oh dang. E: seems like reddit thinks Baptista's Pk was totally not a handball. Lol
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Welcome to GBS posted:Have you seen how teams have been playing us? The Timbers are not an aggressive team, but every single team has brought a physical game into our faces, likely because it has proven to be an extremely method of stopping us. The proof is in the pudding: half of our starting line up is out, and a fair few of them are from tackles that were completely reckless. Please frame this post. Adi's elbows alone precludes your team from ever being considered 'clean', then you factor in Nat Borchers and Grabavoy, and it's not even close.
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Apr 19, 2016 21:46
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Welcome to GBS posted:Cleaner than whatever poo poo team you follow. Fantastic! You know what's funny? Your team has more fouls committed, yellow cards, and reds than mine. Hint: My team is the Galaxy.
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http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/13/yellow-card-ned-grabavoy-booked-tackle-gruezo \/\/\/\/ I know! I'm having a wonderful time! B.B. Rodriguez fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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Seltzer posted:The Galaxy employ De Jong That's what makes it funny to me. We have the absolute worst, most dirtiest player in the history of evar* and still we have less fouls, yellows, and reds than the Timbers, supposedly, the Cleanest Team in MLS™. *According to the internet last week. edit: I'd say the American EPL/La Liga fan is the worst fan in the world, with MLS fans coming in at #4 behind Eastern European Racism and Lazio fans.
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Apr 19, 2016 23:57
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Yes I do. I even joked about it. But for all the vitriol and really fun buzzwords like 'thug' I was hearing last week, he has stayed remarkably out of trouble for his entire career. He's got only 1 red card ever.
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Apr 20, 2016 00:40
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I wonder if this is why we all got clear tote bags a couple weeks ago at the Stub.
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Apr 20, 2016 04:12
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Gigi Galli posted:It's always been badly designed but maybe green for Earth day? You are correct. I totally forgot there was an Earth Day. I remember it being big back in the 90s, but then it just went away. In Dan Gargan news, he has resurfaced after being cut by LA in the broadcast booth. He's doing color for the Galaxy II game tonight and studio work for LA's game on Saturday.
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Apr 22, 2016 17:20
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Your Boy Fancy posted:There's a lot of really bad teams - Jersey's early implosion being my favorite story - but can we talk about Colorado? Something is working up there. They were a solid team to start, and then they got Jermaine Jones. MacMath being replaced by Howard soon might make them the actual deadliest force in the West. I think they're Dallas-ing. They're getting 1-0 and 2-1 wins off of relatively bullshit goals that teams later in the year would never allow. I think they're going to regress heavily towards the middle/end of the season, but make the playoffs. Like Dallas does every year.
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Star Man posted:No matter how you feel about the Rapids, that's a loving hell of an improvement after two years of...whatever the gently caress that was. Oh believe me, I'm just as shocked/impressed as the rest of the league. I thought Pablo had maybe 3 games before getting fired after that offseason.
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MoPZiG posted:Give me the San Jose Clash and Miami Fusion over NYCFC or LAFC any day. B-But that's not how Europe does it?!
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Hello Towel posted:I personally never wear shorts, but other people of any gender identity can wear whatever they want So you're saying TactiKilts are ok, but not jerseys. 
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Apr 29, 2016 22:07
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Colorado is #1 in the league. Let's all think about that and be ashamed that our teams are so lovely.
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May 9, 2016 22:36
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Gigi Galli posted:Is this the guy with the internalized defibrillator? I forget where he's from. He's 22 with a heart defect that means he could die while 'under maximum exertion'. You better believe he's got more than just a defib. I'll bet he's got the same device I do that paces, defibs, and pumps all at the same time.
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May 10, 2016 18:08
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So some guy is claiming on Twitter that Zlatan is leaving whatever team he's on in like 2 hours and going to the Galaxy. So take that with however many grains of salt you need. edit: Now it's like 3 or 4. Who knows if it's just one giant circular confirmation shitball though. B.B. Rodriguez fucked around with this message at 00:04 on May 13, 2016 |
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May 12, 2016 23:59
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Shrapnig posted:So is it you who doesn't know what team one of the most famous players in the world is playing for or are you quoting someone else? I know what team he plays for, but this was just so insane to me that it's not even worth it.
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 Yep, it's that time again. Time for some rando, or wicka, to swoop into the thread and remind us all we suck and things will only get better if their specific brand of genius were to be followed. But it isn't so we're all doomed to failure and we shouldn't even try to do anything. To summarize: pro/rel = god, MLS is a Ponzi scheme, Don Garber is worse than Hitler. All Hail The European Way! This is despite the fact most outside the top 4 teams of the top 4 leagues are in dire financial straights and would fold if they actually had to pay their debts. MLS will go to pro/rel when we get our expansion jimmies out at about 32. Hopefully, the NASL will be have their head out of their own asses at that point and MLS will buy them and USL to create MLS1, MLS2, and MLS3, where MLS3 consists of all the '2' clubs and PDL. This will take another 10-15 years.
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^^^Yeah, that.wicka posted:hahahahahajajajahahahaha no You do know the likes of Barcalona and Real Madrid owe hundreds of millions of Euros to banks right? Teams in La Liga and Serie A routinely don't pay their players because they have no money.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3016432/Club-club-guide-Premier-League-s-financial-health.html This is from last year and only the precious, perfect BPL.
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threeagainstfour posted:Anyone familiar with the Mexican National Team know why Giovanni dos Santos would turn down the call up for Copa America? Because the Copa America is worthless and he has an relationship with the Mexican coach like Landon did with Jurgen.
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whypick1 posted:Somebody on reddit went through and graphed (with some error) the area accessible by each team's stadium by public transit within 45 minutes: Yeah he's really wrong about LA. The Stub is 1 mile bus ride from the Blue Line that connects to all of MTA's other rail, including, as of today, the completed Expo line. So Santa Monica, North Hollywood, Pasadena, Long Beach and most everything in between can access the StubHub Center. All we really need is the Galaxy and MTA to provide shuttles for a couple hours before and after the games to the Artesia station.
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XyrlocShammypants posted:It's pretty funny, I have had so many arguments with DC area bloggers about our acquisitions, player fitness etc. They always make these bullshit arguments as if DC doesn't ruin everything is touches and generally make bad choices. "Oh, Halsti is a great player, he'll be a key player for us moving forward as we build" and all of that. Once again they are proven to be wrong. Birnbaum is definitely gone, he is too smart and talented and his representation is too smart and talented to allow him to languish. Hamid will return and be mediocre following his surgery and time off. He'll likely try to jump ship too. Acosta, the mediocre midfield maestro will also likely be gone by the Summer. Things are looking bright. That's like arguing in the comments section. Never go full retard man. You know this.
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Joke's on you scrublords! I still have Il Bruce! 
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