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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Fullhouse posted:

So when can I get really drunk and yell at this movie on the internet? We looking at a pre-GE release?

No date yet, but it's going to be GE-period-that's its purpose, after all.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

July 2016, according to the trailer.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Democrats would have finished stealing America if it weren't for Gerrymandering and Voter ID, drat you crafty Republicans, we would have gotten away with it if weren't for you meddling old white people. :argh:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I think my favorite part is his angry insistence that this is the SECRET history of Democrats.

Like, I get it bro you've never read a history book.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Aliquid posted:

hey y'all, get ready for a secret history of the democratic party, including shockers like representing the south during the civil war

the re-enactments are a legit pro-click

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ

this is the most shameful thing

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I imagine sitting through the whole movie wouldn't be as fun as just watching the trailer.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

2016: Obama's America was not even worth a hatewatch but this one will have more things that Seem Like History so i'm gonna get my hopes up

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Aliquid posted:

2016: Obama's America was not even worth a hatewatch but this one will have more things that Seem Like History so i'm gonna get my hopes up

Yea Obama's America was just "HEY OBAMA IS BAD DID YOU HEAR HE'S FROM AFRICA AFRICA IS SCARY HUH DID I MENTION OBAMA'S BAD" but this may actually be 'fun' just because the gleeful twisting of history is being combined with acting like super basic and well known history facts are SECRETS THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW and that kinda rules.

Also it seems to have a ton of Dinesh "Actual Felon" D'Souza whining about his time in rich person jail.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


wow man, all that hard time must have -

quote:

On September 23, D'Souza was sentenced to eight months in a halfway house near his home in San Diego, five years probation, and a $30,000 fine

loving lol forever

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

wow man, all that hard time must have -


loving lol forever

I'm sorry did you not see the clip of him being kept awake by gang wars? How dare you minimize the struggle he went through with facts

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


those aren't shots of prison, those are shots of middle schools across the country in OBAMA'S AMERICA

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

wow man, all that hard time must have -


loving lol forever

don't forget the court-mandated therapy. lol forever indeed

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Grey Fox posted:

July 2016, according to the trailer.

By that time, they're going to have to rename it "Bernie's America"

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
The best thing that'll inevitably come out this film will be watching D'Souza flop sweat his way through all this media appearances promoting the film. Dude can't defend an argument for poo poo and flat out concedes defeat under the faintest hint of scrutiny.

It's like watching a water balloon debate a lawnmower.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

nine-gear crow posted:

The best thing that'll inevitably come out this film will be watching D'Souza flop sweat his way through all this media appearances promoting the film. Dude can't defend an argument for poo poo and flat out concedes defeat under the faintest hint of scrutiny.

It's like watching a water balloon debate a lawnmower.

To his credit, D'Souza knows how to persuade an ignorant audience very effectively. However, watch the few debates he had with Christopher Hitchens and see how well that worked out for him.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I can't wait for the section on Woodrow Wilson that weirdly parrots Beck's bizarre claims that he started American socialism despite the opposite being true.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Probably Magic posted:

I can't wait for the section on Woodrow Wilson that weirdly parrots Beck's bizarre claims that he started American socialism despite the opposite being true.

He had a 5 minute segment praising Teddy Roosevelt today, you know the guy who founded the progressive party

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Can't make up my mind if D'Souza or Little Marco Rubio sweat more when being questioned.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i like that his big takeaway from his scary prison experience where he totally made friends with black gang members, is "all crime is all about stealing"

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Cannot find Dinesh's actual mugshot at all, this is getting weird

Despera posted:

He had a 5 minute segment praising Teddy Roosevelt today, you know the guy who founded the progressive party

I listened to Beck right as he was having this nosedive into "progressive history" and his segments over Wilson were always the most nonsensical poo poo.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Aliquid posted:

a secret history of the democratic party, including shockers like representing the south during the civil war

Wait, is this true?

Someone needs to get this information to the KKK stat, they've accidentally endorsed the frontrunner for the party of Lincoln! What a disaster!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

they were scared of me, so they tried to silence me, with totally valid charges that i pled guilty to.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
I like how he thinks you'll totally believe he was in real prison with huge, scary looking guys doing hard time. I'm sure it was through his wit alone that he won the respect of the murderers, drug dealers, and rapists. So much respect that they let him in on the secret Democratic plan to steal America.

I really hope he includes the secret diary of the founders of the Democratic Party. That way we can hear about the genesis of this plan, that surely is complicated indeed since it involved buying land from Napoleon and personally leading troops against the British.

John Adams was right.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
This is getting a wide release?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Immortan posted:

This is getting a wide release?

Of course not, D'Souza will release it to his patreon subscribers only.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gyges posted:

I like how he thinks you'll totally believe he was in real prison with huge, scary looking guys doing hard time. I'm sure it was through his wit alone that he won the respect of the murderers, drug dealers, and rapists. So much respect that they let him in on the secret Democratic plan to steal America.

I really hope he includes the secret diary of the founders of the Democratic Party. That way we can hear about the genesis of this plan, that surely is complicated indeed since it involved buying land from Napoleon and personally leading troops against the British.

John Adams was right.

Secret Dem plan, take corporate money like everyone else in politics and let the country rot away rather than challenge the 1%.

Also helps to not even contest races at the local or state level. Make sure you have top rated talent like DWS running things

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I think Dinesh D'Souza is my favorite caricature propagandist.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
oh man I remember watching this one video where D'souza talks about how great god is and got totally owned cuz he's an idiot who can't argue

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Follow the money.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Tokamak posted:

Follow the money.

It's in his bank account and he didn't pay taxes on it.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Aliquid posted:

Cannot find Dinesh's actual mugshot at all, this is getting weird
lol he's such a low-interest pest that nobody has bothered to post/FOIA it, maybe?

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

ScrubLeague posted:

It's in his bank account and he didn't pay taxes on it.

Not that money.

Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx

Excellent

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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My favorite D'Souza tidbit is that, after naming his film 'America', got upset over Google not making the iMBD page for it the number one hit for the word 'America'.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

shiksa posted:

they were scared of me, so they tried to silence me, with totally valid charges that i pled guilty to.

Well he did manage to escape going to a actual jail:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ance-violation/

quote:

A federal judge on Tuesday sentenced Dinesh D’Souza to five years of probation, including eight months in a community confinement center, ordering no jail time for the conservative author and pundit who pleaded guilty to using straw donors to make an illegal campaign contribution.

U.S. District Judge Richard Berman handed down the sentence, which also includes a $30,000 fine. D'Souza must attend weekly therapeutic counseling sessions and perform community service, the judge said.

The sentence is more lenient than the prison time sought by prosecutors.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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Noted Medieval siege warfare scholar Dinesh D'Souza:

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/700400421664399360

I too believe there weren't massive walls around Jerusalem and Antioch and Constantinople.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Majorian posted:

Noted Medieval siege warfare scholar Dinesh D'Souza:

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/700400421664399360

I too believe there weren't massive walls around Jerusalem and Antioch and Constantinople.

*flings diseased cow over ur wall*

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
If trump's wall has crenellations and murder holes I'd vote for him.

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

My Imaginary GF posted:

I once saw a Dinesh D'Souza film in theatres and it was the trippiest poo poo I'd ever seen. It was like taking a Donald Trump rant, putting it through Google Translate into Spanish, plugging that to German, and then taking the German back to English.

Wow


I wasn't interested in this before but now I'm learning democrats can be racist and now that this film started in my original YUUUUGE language, y entonces mi segundo idioma, und schließlich meine dritte Sprache, and then back again!


I'm sold, aber ich brauche kennen welches Droges für mich es zu schätzen

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