Hillary's America by Dinesh "fucking" D'Souza

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

A question for those brave souls who've seen 2016: Obama's America; now that we've reached actual 2016, just how many of D'Souza's batshit predictions about what America would look like at the end of Obama's second term came true?

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Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

All of them and more

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:58

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

yeah it turned out to all be true, shame we didn't listen and imprisoned our prophet

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:41

Alucard Nacirema: Apr 22, 2008; by exmarx

Aliquid posted:

hey y'all, get ready for a secret history of the democratic party, including shockers like representing the south during the civil war

the re-enactments are a legit pro-click

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ

Wait but the Democrates told me they were the good guys and that voting for Obama was the right thing to do!

Ya used me Democrates! Ya ussssseeeddd meeee!

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:54

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Life is hard on the Democrat plantation

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:02

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

D'Souza in 2012: Dummycrats
D'Souza in 2016: Demoncrats

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:28

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

nine-gear crow posted:

A question for those brave souls who've seen 2016: Obama's America; now that we've reached actual 2016, just how many of D'Souza's batshit predictions about what America would look like at the end of Obama's second term came true?

Gays are still allowed to stay alive, so the apocalypse is at hand.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 09:25

punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

My Imaginary GF posted:

I once saw a Dinesh D'Souza film in theatres and it was the trippiest poo poo I'd ever seen. It was like taking a Donald Trump rant, putting it through Google Translate into Spanish, plugging that to German, and then taking the German back to English.

I just did this for shits and gigles:

Trump Transcript: English -> Spanish -> German -> English Edition posted:

TRIUMPH: Wow. Whoa. This is a group of people. Miles.

So beautiful, thank you very much. That is very nice. Thank you. It is great to be in the Trump Tower. It's great in a wonderful city to be New York. And it's an honor to have all here. This is above all expectations. It has as been no crowds.

And I can tell, came some of the candidates. They did not know the air conditioner was not working. She was sweating like dogs.

(Laugh)

They did not know that the room was too large because they have no one there. As they hit ISIS? I do not think will happen.

(Applause)

Our country is in serious trouble. We have no more wins. We have to have victory, but not with them. When was the last time anyone saw beating us, say, China in a trade agreement? They kill us. I hit China, all the time. The whole time.

(Applause)

Viewers: We want Trump. We want to Trump.

TRIUMPH: If we beat Japan in something? They send their cars more millions, and what they do? When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo? There are friends. They beat us all the time.

If we beat Mexico on the border? They laugh at us, in our stupidity. And now we hit economically. They are not our friend, believe me. But they kill us economically.

US It has grown to be a dumping ground for the problems of all other

# ? Mar 9, 2016 14:43

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

You're Candidate Sucks � 2016 Republican Primary: We want Trump. We want to Trump.

or

You're Candidate Sucks � 2016 Republican Primary: I hit China, all the time. The whole time.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 15:02

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

babypolis posted:

i like that his big takeaway from his scary prison experience where he totally made friends with black gang members, is "all crime is all about stealing"

Well I think he's right, I got convicted for a string of serial murders but as I kept trying to tell them I really just liked stealing heads and limbs.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 15:53

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

punk rebel ecks posted:

Our country is in serious trouble. We have no more wins. We have to have victory, but not with them. When was the last time anyone saw beating us, say, China in a trade agreement? They kill us. I hit China, all the time. The whole time.

(Applause)

Viewers: We want Trump. We want to Trump.

Pretty good summary of the election

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:13

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

fuckin lol at "who are these...democrats..." right into the KKK clip

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:25

Anchor Wanker: May 14, 2015

The X-man cometh posted:

By that time, they're going to have to rename it "Bernie's America"

Just another fantastic reason to go vote in the primary.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:43

Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

my bony fealty posted:

fuckin lol at "who are these...democrats..." right into the KKK clip

Everyone remembers Obama's official swear in as the Grand Wizard right after Roberts swore him in as the Commander in Chief.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:24

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

"All crime is about stealing" is like saying "All villain deaths in Disney movies are about plummeting." You can make that argument but only if you are willing to make some very silly interpretations.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:06

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Republicans posted:

"All crime is about stealing" is like saying "All villain deaths in Disney movies are about plummeting." You can make that argument but only if you are willing to make some very silly interpretations.

That sounds like something one of the PSL guys would say lol.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:46

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Republicans posted:

"All crime is about stealing" is like saying "All villain deaths in Disney movies are about plummeting." You can make that argument but only if you are willing to make some very silly interpretations.

Plummeting sideways into an oncoming train.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:56

stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

you can steal things like life and the drugs that are now inside you

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:57

bearbaiter: May 30, 2011

i'm the back of pencil-neck obama's giant afro

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:14

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Republicans posted:

"All crime is about stealing" is like saying "All villain deaths in Disney movies are about plummeting." You can make that argument but only if you are willing to make some very silly interpretations.

Plus Malificent. :smaug:

# ? Mar 10, 2016 03:02

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Edit: Wrong thread damnit

# ? Mar 10, 2016 03:11

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Majorian posted:

Plus Malificent.

She plumetted off a cliff after she got stabbed.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 03:30

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Fulchrum posted:

She plumetted off a cliff after she got stabbed.

Scar also counts because his brief plummet brought him among the hyenas that ate him.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 03:48

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Republicans posted:

Scar also counts because his brief plummet brought him among the hyenas that ate him.

And Ursula got plummeted into by a boat, then had lightning pplumet onto her

# ? Mar 10, 2016 04:21

Jacobin: Feb 1, 2013; by exmarx

Still remember when Christopher Hitchens debated him before all this, don't think he would have seriously debated him even after the first Obama movie

# ? Mar 10, 2016 05:42

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Fulchrum posted:

Counterpoint - she was in The Lion King and Jumping Jack Flash.

She's one of those celebs who has gone completely insane.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 05:49

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

muscles like this? posted:

She's one of those celebs who has gone completely insane.

I blame Theodore Rex.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 05:53

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

punk rebel ecks posted:

I just did this for shits and gigles:

throw in some backwards music and a creepy dwarf and this is basically how i dream now :sweatdrop:

# ? Mar 10, 2016 05:56

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

muscles like this? posted:

She's one of those celebs who has gone completely insane.

The View does this to people.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 06:35

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Jacobin posted:

Still remember when Christopher Hitchens debated him before all this, don't think he would have seriously debated him even after the first Obama movie

That was a pretty fun debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V85OykSDT8

# ? Mar 10, 2016 06:38

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

Dinesh got Hitchslapped in three of these lengthy debates, I believe.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 06:45

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

Jewel Repetition posted:

That sounds like something one of the PSL guys would say lol.

you're weirdly obsessed with the like six actual socialists itf

# ? Mar 10, 2016 06:56

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Homework Explainer posted:

you're weirdly obsessed with the like six actual socialists itf

No that idea just reminded me of them because one said the police exclusively protect the interests of capital and some of the more anarchic brands of socialism think we don't need police at all.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 06:59