I think ive contracted march madness and now im scared

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mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

am i going to die? i dont really want to die, at least not to this. :ohdear:

# ? Mar 7, 2016 15:19

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# ? May 1, 2024 09:17

google THIS

you will have to abstain from basketball or shave your mustache daily, depending on which subtype you've contracted

# ? Mar 7, 2016 15:27

alnilam

that's it, basketball has taken too many of my dear friends. enough is enough, it's time to find a cure!

# ? Mar 7, 2016 16:10

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

i agree enough is enough.

i have my fight ahead of me, but if i survive this, i dont want anyone else to lose someone to march madness

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 7, 2016 16:26

Piso Mojado

okay, I'm hear to help. can you answer these questions -

1. how long has it been since you were bitten?

2. Do you think the agreesive guard play of the Kansas Jayhawks will be able to match up against some of the big 4 & 5 stacked rosters out of the ACC and Big 10 conferences?

time is a factor here so please hurry with your reply.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:18

Macnult

when I sneeze everyone around me hears "achoo!" but I keep hearing "gently caress duke!"

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:34

Darkman Fanpage

i get real excited when they bounce the ball (this is called dribbling fyi) but lose interest when they throw it

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:46

Darkman Fanpage

anyone notice how tall the people playing basketball are? why's everyone so tall?

# ? Mar 7, 2016 21:48

Macnult

Darkman Fanpage posted:

anyone notice how tall the people playing basketball are? why's everyone so tall?

if you're taller you can dribble the ball harder and intimidate the other team with how loud the ball hits the ground.

# ? Mar 7, 2016 22:17

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Piso Mojado posted:

okay, I'm hear to help. can you answer these questions -

1. how long has it been since you were bitten?

2. Do you think the agreesive guard play of the Kansas Jayhawks will be able to match up against some of the big 4 & 5 stacked rosters out of the ACC and Big 10 conferences?

time is a factor here so please hurry with your reply.

1) i was walking past the stadium at my ol' alma mater when one of the players ran out the door and bit me a few weeks ago!!! He ran off into the night, followed by a coach who briefly yelled into a walky talky "he's bit someone again"

2) i think so, though there may be some issues getting buckets if they hit a team that also plays big defense, but might have a little more scoring range.

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 7, 2016 22:21

Piso Mojado

mailorder bees! posted:

2) i think so, though there may be some issues getting buckets if they hit a team that also plays big defense, but might have a little more scoring range.

there's still time. I know this because if you were at the final stage of full blown March madness, you would have said "Big D" instead of "Big defense", probably in bold. don't get me wrong tho, the fact that you answered the question at all means that things are pretty bad. have you gone and seen a bracketologist yet?

# ? Mar 8, 2016 14:42

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Piso Mojado posted:

there's still time. I know this because if you were at the final stage of full blown March madness, you would have said "Big D" instead of "Big defense", probably in bold. don't get me wrong tho, the fact that you answered the question at all means that things are pretty bad. have you gone and seen a bracketologist yet?

theyre not covered by my insurance, but i think i might just pay out of pocket. i'll call after i find out who won this last game

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 8, 2016 17:35

Quaint Quail Quilt: Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay

One time I picked the opposite sports teams as home schooled christian ginger sports wizard at the office.

I WON, and never played again.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 05:45

Strontosaurus

Donald Trump is a feminist

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:00

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:10

MrWillsauce

I am tired of feminazis like donald trump pushing their feminism down our throats

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:11

alnilam

Strontosaurus posted:

Donald Trump is a feminist

It's true, just like a racist hates races, he hates femmes

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:11

alnilam

This thread is about mailorder bees's tragic disease, please try to be considerate in this trying time mr willsauce

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:12

MrWillsauce

sorry, I just can't help standing on my soap box sometimes. I'm praying for you, mailorder bee

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:15

The X-man cometh

I find the cure for March Madness is to watch some A-10 games. They're so terrible it shocks the bug right out of you.

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# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:15

MrWillsauce

I heard that March Madness starts when basketball players are fed the meat of other basketball players. Something about basketball prions? I didn't read the whole article.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:17

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

I call it - get this... march mansex. heh heh

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:48

b h m

Full Blown Craziness > Seasonal Affective Disorder > March Madness

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:56

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

MrWillsauce posted:

I heard that March Madness starts when basketball players are fed the meat of other basketball players. Something about basketball prions? I didn't read the whole article.

that seems right, and then they can spread it by biting

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 9, 2016 19:30