I think ive contracted march madness and now im scared

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am i going to die? i dont really want to die, at least not to this. :ohdear:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 15:19

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 00:41

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i agree enough is enough.

i have my fight ahead of me, but if i survive this, i dont want anyone else to lose someone to march madness

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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 16:26

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Piso Mojado posted:

okay, I'm hear to help. can you answer these questions -

1. how long has it been since you were bitten?

2. Do you think the agreesive guard play of the Kansas Jayhawks will be able to match up against some of the big 4 & 5 stacked rosters out of the ACC and Big 10 conferences?

time is a factor here so please hurry with your reply.

1) i was walking past the stadium at my ol' alma mater when one of the players ran out the door and bit me a few weeks ago!!! He ran off into the night, followed by a coach who briefly yelled into a walky talky "he's bit someone again"

2) i think so, though there may be some issues getting buckets if they hit a team that also plays big defense, but might have a little more scoring range.

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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 22:21

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Piso Mojado posted:

there's still time. I know this because if you were at the final stage of full blown March madness, you would have said "Big D" instead of "Big defense", probably in bold. don't get me wrong tho, the fact that you answered the question at all means that things are pretty bad. have you gone and seen a bracketologist yet?

theyre not covered by my insurance, but i think i might just pay out of pocket. i'll call after i find out who won this last game

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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 17:35

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 17:10

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MrWillsauce posted:

I heard that March Madness starts when basketball players are fed the meat of other basketball players. Something about basketball prions? I didn't read the whole article.

that seems right, and then they can spread it by biting

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 19:30

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i did have a few bites of basketball off my friend's plate. no players in the dish, but i thought eating the basketball was safe?

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 20:08

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i did have a few bites of basketball off my friend's plate. no players in the dish, but i thought eating the basketball was safe?

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 20:08

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probably not

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 20:20

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seems no worse for the wear, though they've been rambling on about their "bracket" for a few days now

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 20:24

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Noctis Horrendae posted:

b a s k e t b a l l is for nerds.

your a basketball

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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 16:48

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 00:41

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MrWillsauce posted:

gloves have come off

im sorry y'all had to see that

im just gettin so heckin' riled up about NCAA

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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 17:56

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