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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

So here's a cool site I found with a lot of interesting ideas- WATCH UNTO PRAYER. This not the ramblings of one visionary, but the ramblings of many. Let's dig in.

A Crown for the American Pharaoah
A treatise on how Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" video, SNL, Jimmy Fallon, and horse racing reveal the role Satan has planned for Barack Obama in the Great Tribulation.

Key points-

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The Synagogue of Satan frequently embeds signs and omens of its �damage plans� in mass media events. Media spectacles are also witchcraft rituals to invoke the powers of darkness to bring about Satan�s plans.
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Since Katy Perry�s performances are cryptic depictions of Satan�s plans for the Tribulation period, and the role she plays in �Dark Horse� represents the goddess Isis, who is Lucifer, and Juicy J informs the audience �She�s a beast,� we may infer that �Katy-Patra� is the �Beast� of the Tribulation.
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Barack Obama was transformed into a lil� Pharaoh at 3:03 minutes into the video. The number �33� is most important in occult numerology and magick. The mystery religions worship the fallen angels who first descended on Mount Hermon, the gate to Hell, which is located on the 33� latitude and longitude according to the Paris Zero Meridian.
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Jimmy Fallon�s Puppy Predictor race flaunted the same dog motif as the two miniature dog scenes in �Dark Horse,� which helps to decipher the damage plan. Like Katy Perry�s �Dark Horse� and Jimmy Fallon�s Puppy Predictors, the 2008 and 2015 Triple Crown races were ritual events whose primary purpose was to convey information concerning Barack Obama, but only to the initiated. Pharaoh Obama�s miniature size implies that he will not be the Antichrist as many are predicting, but merely a lap dog of the Antichrist.

Some other greatest hits

Ron Paul's Masonic and Globalist Connections

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Ron Paul is evidently a High Initiate in the Rosicrucian/Synarchist Conspiracy, and may be a bloodline descendant of the Dragon lineage. The Congressman has, on more than one occasion, displayed the Satanic hand signal which is used by occultists to identify themselves to fellow occultists everywhere.

THE COLUMBINE YOUTH REVOLUTION

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If Rachel Scott and Cassie Bernall also fly around with Lauren as a hawk giving messages to people, they could be a very dangerous trio as they spread New Age occultism. In fact, there have been reports of the Columbine victims appearing as hawks and owls to some people and visiting others as themselves in dreams and visions. The �Lauren,� �Rachel� and �Cassie� hawks only appear as real hawks and owls to people when they are outside and awake. In dreams, they don't appear as hawks and owls but as their own selves so they can be recognized.
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Of course, Lauren Townsend, Rachel Scott and Cassie Bernall are not making these appearances as owls and hawks, but rather demonic entities are impersonating them as reincarnated beings in order to deceive people. Also, these demons are giving specific directions to the spiritually naive friends and relatives of Columbine victims and others they deem to be good agents to promote the youth revolution.

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