My Imaginary GF posted:

I brought lefse to my convention.

Guess who's now a superdelegate.

Food wins votes. First thing ya should do when moving to a region is find the fastest route to make friends with brewery owners.

Two Minnesotans and a Chicagoan walk into a room
Diametrically opposed, foes
They emerge with a compromise
Having opened doors that were previously closed

The Chicagoan emerges with unprecedented financial power
A system he can shape however he wants
The Minnesotans emerge with state's Gubernatorial nomination

And heres the piece d'resistance

Nobody else was in the room where it happens, when it happens.

I arranged the meeting.
I arranged the lefse,
Arranged the drinking.

Migf approaches with Chicagoan insight
Minnesotans approach with Minnesota niceness
I propose we solve one problem with another
And win a victory for the Democrats

MIGF
WHAT DID THEY SAY TO YOU
TO GET YOU TO SELL CHICAGO DOWN THE RIVER

DOES HIZZONAH KNOW YOU'VE SOLD CHICAGO DOWN THE RIVER

I wanna build something that's gonna outlive my political life.

I, wanna be in the room where it happens
In the room when it happens.
I, wanna be in the room where it happens
In the room when it happens.

I

wanna be in the room

Where it happens

I WANNA BE

I GOTTA BE

I GOTTA BE

The art of the compromise
Hold your nose and close your eyes
God I loving love the Democratic party. Aren't we so motherfucking awesome?