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Who will win the debate?
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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i hate it so much

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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Fiorina is really loving butt mad about Trump

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

tinstaach posted:

Ugh, Fiorina as Cruz's hype man

It really makes so much sense, doesn't it.

Uuuuuugh

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

why does she blink so much

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

why does she blink so much

Holding back the tears from being stumped

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Debate prediction: lol nothing matters

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


for real, out of all 17 Republican candidates, the only two I would rate worse than Cruz are Huckabee and Fiorina

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

ac was all like "uhhhhhh"

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
i too congratulate ted cruz on coming in second in michigan

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Fiorina talking about Carson endorsement not mattering. :irony:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway the wind blows.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Baloogan posted:

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway the wind blows.

TRUMP!

*Gong*

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
every time trump says "wall" we should take a shot of TRUMP VODKA

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Can't wait for Trump to bodyslam Hugh Hewitt for no reason again tonight.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

tinstaach posted:

for real, out of all 17 Republican candidates, the only two I would rate worse than Cruz are Huckabee and Fiorina

Worse as a person or worse with their record? On both, don't forget Jindal.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

tinstaach posted:

for real, out of all 17 Republican candidates, the only two I would rate worse than Cruz are Huckabee and Fiorina

Huckabee > Cruz imho

Cruz/Fiorina 2016 is quite possibly the most vile ticket I can imagine

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
someone please get fiorina off my stream

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

lmfao

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Will Cruz eat another booger tonight?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Man they are really doing the "Trump should pledge loyalty to the US!" line hard.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Immortan posted:

Will Cruz eat another booger tonight?
Hopefully he eats poo poo.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
I'm pretty sure that before the Romulan was interviewed that there was a hype man on stage (Or PA) asking the crowd, "Who's ready to elect a Republican to the White House?" Do the Dems do that, because having a hype man for a debate is kind of silly?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hail satan trump

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
The way CNN is talking before the debate is like no one else in the race exists.

lookoutbelow
Mar 3, 2004


Get on your bikes and ride!

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Hmmm yes a big night for Marco. Yes, SE Cupp, that seems very likely.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Remind Floridians who he is ('cause he hasn't done poo poo for them)

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

JoeBangles posted:

I'm pretty sure that before the Romulan was interviewed that there was a hype man on stage (Or PA) asking the crowd, "Who's ready to elect a Republican to the White House?" Do the Dems do that, because having a hype man for a debate is kind of silly?

"so i knew somebody who went to a public college"

*audience laughs*

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I can't wait to watch Marco Rubio Literally Die

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

if trump is so undisciplined how can he be success?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
hahahahaha That sketchy poo poo Cruz pulled on Carson in Iowa is resulting in the doctor endorsing the God Emperor.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Immortan posted:

Will Cruz eat another booger tonight?

In the wild, animals also eat their young.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Immortan posted:

hahahahaha That sketchy poo poo Cruz pulled on Carson in Iowa is resulting in the doctor endorsing the God Emperor.
Carson only cares about expanding his brand. He would've done it either way.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


CNN literally talking about the upcoming Trump Empire.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

zen death robot posted:

Everyone up there is in it for themselves to some degree

Ted Cruz is on a mission from God.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

zen death robot posted:

Everyone up there is in it for themselves to some degree

except Ted Cruz of course, that selfless, patriotic martyr

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Grey Fox posted:

Carson only cares about expanding his brand. He would've done it either way.

carson made a Good Deal and now his books will be sold at trump towers everywhere

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
its its its DEBATE TIME

get yo drinks prepped gentlemen

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


William Bear posted:

Worse as a person or worse with their record? On both, don't forget Jindal.

I think Jindal is tied with Cruz.

Just about all of them would personally murder all the gays and browns if given the chance, but the persona Huck puts on just repulses me

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
huckabee is a second rate psychopath

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