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Who will win the debate?
Trump Steaks
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Trump Winery
Lil' Rubio
Lyin' Ted
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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"we are gonna unify!" says increasingly drunk man

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the unspoken words... he must who not be named

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Goetta posted:

Debate coverage until 1 am and then we hit the clubbbbbbbiiitches

seventeen hours straight of post-debate coverage. we are gonna be harassing every person in miami-dade county for their opinions.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Candidate Atticus Tenderwood of the Sega Genesis Party rides a penny farthing onto the debate stage.

mr tenderwood, youve been accused of opposing urban farming, how do you respond

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
gently caress nancy reagan

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
speaking of penny-farthings, heres some old-tymey straw hat bullshit

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
oh man, i love The Bobs

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"our goal tonight is a serious debate on the ishahahahahha im sorry, im sorry, we all know this is going to be a horrowshow. anyway, who wants to mention their dick first?"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
one of the biggest things is happening to the republican party - me, murdering it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
mah daddy worked in a mill

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

Trump knows all the laws. They're great laws.

amazing laws. we are gonna win bigly with laws. its gonna be great.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
cruz needs tpp for his bunghole

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
are you threatening me? i am the great cruzholio

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

FadingChord posted:

Mitt Romney attacked Big Bird, now Marco Rubio goes for Mickey Mouse's throat.

gah my childhood

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
thats one handsome moonie

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"i would turn my father away" - marco rubio

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
yeah yeah defund dept of education, etc etc whatever PIVOT

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I'll bet good money that he's the sort of guy who owns multiple lava lamps and spends ample time staring at them.

hes no even that interesting. he just stares at a picture of jesus giving him a thumbs up, nodding and smiling

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
this debate is the low-energiest, smallest-handsiest debate

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hahaha at 68, 70 years old?

hahahahaha gently caress me

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
just chain me to the desk and send someone around to hose my corpse down the drain at some point, boss

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
lol trumps plan is just "gently caress, iunno"

lol jesus

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
social security fraud is a new one on me

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"hey your plan is poo poo"

"YES BUT MILITARY"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the three horsemen of social security - waste, fraud and abuse

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
none of you idiots know anything, my god

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

mannerup posted:

protection money

gently caress you pay us

NICE SOCIAL DEMOCRACY YA GOT HERE

BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TA HAPPEN TA IT

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
what the gently caress is this bidding poo poo

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
trump cant even stay on topic for two sentences, jesus christ

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The Real Paddy posted:

Trump looking more Presidential, going for a more Perot-esque sort of candidacy vibe/argument.

going for a dan quayle candidacy vibe

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

He wants to allow the government to negotiate prescription drug prices. That's a core part of the Democratic party platform.

yes but why is he talking about it in response to a question about pulling social security numbers out of his rear end

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*waves wand at policy briefings* accio talking points! accio talking points!!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
growin jobs like crazy!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

trump pivoting like a boss

pivoting to what, exactly

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
if this is GE trump he is so, so so soooooo hosed

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hey can someone point me to the stream for the GOP presidential debate? i seem to have accidentally tuned in to the undercard debate for a house seat in kansas.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
as a uyghur, i fukken hate america

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
9/11! DRINK!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
YEAH HUH WE DO HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM OF HATE, DON

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"we need to be more like ISIS" - Donald Trump

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