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Who will win the debate?
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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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I so thought he was going to say "an example of a Muslim we should stand with, President... Obama"

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Trump wants to make the greatest deal in human history.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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The entire province of Alberta just got a throbbing erection over the plan to bomb oil in the middle east.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Lol Rubio is a clown. How is he not being laughed out of the building?

Oh right, Republicans.

Ah well, we Canadians will keep enjoying our cheap awesome Cuban vacations.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Another reason the climate is changing is because Barack Obama is black.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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I will not destroy the economy by passing these imaginary solutions nobody is proposing!

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Still amused by the idea that Ted loving Cruz meets with heads of state.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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I will tear apart the deal preventing the Ayatollah from acquiring nuclear weapons because the Ayatollah must not be allowed to acquire nuclear weapons.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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How much longer till Rubio endorses Cruz, drops out of the race, and Cruz announces Rubio as his VP? 20 minutes?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Chris Matthews is orgasming over the Tip O'Neill reference.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Kasich: I want you the American people to become costumed vigilantes.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Trump won the night with that closing statement.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Animal-Mother posted:

I didn't really hear it. Summary, please?

The debate was pretty meaningless, and Trump did the whole "It's time to unite the party (behind me)" schtick. It was good, and the debate up to the last minute was nothing. Trump going last meant nobody got to respond.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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The winning play was simple: Rubio attacking Trump non-stop during Thursday's debate, then uses final statement to drop out and endorse Cruz.

Welp, that didn't pan out.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Mystic_Shadow posted:

They're all too selfish to drop out when they need to.

Except Scott Walker because he's literally a puppet.

The first part was a dumb meme floating around on Twitter. The same wording repeated over and over about how Rubio needed to attack Trump, drop out, and Cruz would use his closing statement to name Rubio his VP.

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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It was horrible. The worst Republican debate in two Presidential cycles. If they schedule another at a bare minimum they need to bring in Ron Paul and Hermancain to make up for this travesty.

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