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Who will win the debate?
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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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Alter Ego posted:

Trump will replace Rubio's water with Trump Vodka.

If Futurama taught me anything it is that robots run on alcohol and seeing how the Rubot gets stuck repeating himself, booze might actually fix him.

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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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Internet Webguy posted:

Will anyone on stage actually attempt to debate Trump tonight or just throw tepid burns while the moderators are forced to be the ones who fail to stump him like last time?

After his last few wins? It will be John Kaisch sitting wanting a chance to speak, rubio drowning the front row of people with sweat from failed attacks on trump, and ted cruz saying "we need to do something about our country but together we can do it". Trump will just sit throwing jabs at the mods, and talk about winning.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Anyone doing the GOP debate drinking game tonight as well?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Proposition Joe posted:

Prediction: Marco Rubio will embarrass himself in front of his constituents.

He will also repeat himself multiple times before blaming trump for repeating himself

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

A Neurotic Jew posted:

I plan on learning about the policies of these candidates and how they can help America tonight

I plan on laughing while the inside of me dies knowing that these guys have a chance at office

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Carson is endorsing trump? This is a huge blow to other candidates an neally nulls if rubio pulls and endorses cruz

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

a cop posted:

Why would Rubio endorse Cruz? Why not Kasich?

Rubio would be more relevant for the GOP to try and even out the battle against Trump, kasich isn't super relevant outside of boarder states of Ohio.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Chokes McGee posted:

TRUMP *passes out*

Anytime trump says, China or mexico or "devauling currency"


everyone would be dead

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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Baloogan posted:

HOLY gently caress I WANTED TO LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT SEEING FIORINA EVER AGAIN

I love how she is talking about the GOP defeating trump more than they are talking about the democrats

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Fiorina is really loving butt mad about Trump

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

why does she blink so much

Holding back the tears from being stumped

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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The way CNN is talking before the debate is like no one else in the race exists.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Wow CNN that John Kasich intro

"All these people, and This guy who is betting on his only state to get in!"

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Wait what? 30 more minutes? Are you loving me?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
We are about to begin! In 30 minutes....

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
I like how CNN is saying "Trump will be more reserved"
*changes to another person*
"Trump is coming out full force!"


Good job CNN looking like you clearly have no clue.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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Prorat posted:

WEARING MY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN HAT! ONLY FRAUDS DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!

Good idea

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Prorat posted:

Trump Steaks!


MAGA hat sure is comfy

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
The guy talking sounds drunk

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Okay goon come out, who's the one on stage right now?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

rear end cobra posted:

Who's running those poll commercials?

Some company that wants to put you on a call list

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
The Don already looks pissed off

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
*please don't talk over eachother and remember the bell*

Yeah okay

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Rubio actually looks and sounds like a robot

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Texas wrecked my father


Oh I am regretting not getting booze tonight

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
"Well Jake let me not answer your question but my father...."

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
"we don't want to lead the world"


Da gently caress did he just say?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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Salvor_Hardin posted:

"dumping their products here"

what does that even mean?

His dad just was a steelmill worker, I mean let me tell you

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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Rubio "Some things are good and some things are bad, but fair trade is good like donald said"

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Cruz, isn't that EXACTLY what Trump has been saying?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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Cruz's plan "Lemme just say what Trump is saying"

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
You hire the Disney that hires the Workers



The gently caress is he saying?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Holy poo poo are they TRYING to avoid trump

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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Mr. Boogie posted:

has rubio literally ever once said a sentence without stumbling?

N-y-n-yeah

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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VR Native American posted:

So is everyone just Trump now?

"Let's just give up and do what Trump is saying!'

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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"We are going to build a wall"

Where have I heard this?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Is it mimic trump night?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
"I will abolish X"

Gee where did I hear that

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Rubio get off the stage

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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
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"Rubio you didn't answer the question"
*proceeds to not answer the question*

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