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(Long, silent pause) Cruz: "Listen..." (another long pause) (audience leans forward, says oh my god, this is about to get good) Cruz: (launches into standard stump speech) (audience leans back, disappointed)
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"Republicans are better than this" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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"Is-Muz-Is-Muz" -Rubio
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"Let's declare war on: China, ISIS, North Korea, Iran, Cuba and Russia. Simultaneously." -Kasich
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zen death robot posted:whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the gently caress did Kasich just say about delegate That his elementary school didn't grade on the curve so it doesn't matter that he's basically mathematically eliminated.
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SNAKES N CAKES posted:"One last break" on CNN usually means it's straight to closing statements. You're psychic.
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"I know Florida's a lost cause so I'm just going to ask Illinois and Ohio to vote for me. Oh god, Ohio, PLEASE vote for me. Daddy needs just one state." -Kasich
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I sometimes wonder how many of the people voting/polling for Kasich are just using him as a convenient "none of the above" option and don't know a drat thing about him.
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